>Johnny Bravo now updated and revamped for a modern audience!
>Lil' Susie will now have a much more prominent role. While we love the original version, we feel like teens today will fall in love with Suzy, a tween blogger and fierce advocate for woman's rights. In the new show you'll get to see the adventures she gets up to as well as Johnny's! >Speaking of changes to the cast, though we loved Pops in the original cartoon, we have chosen to remove him for this reimagining as we do not feel his patriarchal presence fits with what we are trying to do with the show. >We are BIG fans of the original show, however there are things they did back then that they just wouldn't today with our modern sensibilities. So instead of Johnny trying to "hit" on as many girls as possible, we have chosen to go a less sexist route. We'll see Johnny try to get to know these woman and help them overcome the equality issues they face in Trump's America. Don't worry though, we'll have plenty of laughs along the way! >Speaking of laughs, we all adored Johnny's catchphrase "Do the Monkey with me!". However, as societies change, its hard not to hear the phrase and not think of some pretty inappropriate allusions. Because of this, Johnny's new catchphrase will be "Fight the Wage Gap with me!" to better reflect our vision for the show. >Speaking of vision, the old cartoon had a timeless style that we all loved as kids. However, we have decided to mix it up to meet that signature millennial style, think Adventure Time and the good PPG. This will be reflected in the writing too, fellow redditors will notice plenty of epic memes hidden throughout the show. >The show will be premiering on April 22, 2018 with a special two-parter, in which Johnny will meet a unicorn whose not all what (s)he seems! Please look forward to it!
ive never seen so little effort put into a bait post
Michael Russell
You say its obviously bait but hes literally just described the PPG reboot
Nathan Howard
I think this would have been funnier if you were less over the top. The removing pops bit was clever, everything else was too on the nose.
Jordan Foster
>Johnny's new catchphrase will be "Fight the Wage Gap with me!"
Ryan Ward
This is the best incarnation of Rei in any Evangelion Medium
Prove me wrong
Christopher Carter
I was in that thread, I saw this be posted for the first time
That pic looks kinda neat tho
Tyler Collins
What the fuck
Angel Harris
...
Nathan Cook
This could have the ability to be hilarious, as a parody of when cartoon are hijacked by people with agendas who don't care at all about the original.
Imagine Johnny being tricked to selling his rights for this, and it's the in-universe tv show about his rights, then the Johnny we all know goes out to hit on women, and no one knows what do do with him.
Juan Reed
>Removing popular character >Giving a character a "Girl Power catchphrase" >Making animation thin and stilted >Forcing memes into the show >Episode about a transexual unicorn
This... sounds familiar
Jackson Richardson
delet this
Ian Jones
Oh thank god it's fake.
Gabriel Wright
The old cartoons are going to my list to be watched. Sucks to be a pleb. I hope it wont fail like Nu-PPG.
Daniel Miller
After the Powershit girls Ill believe anything
Colton Price
it started out believable but then you started talking like a retard from Sup Forums
Logan Nguyen
If its so unbelievable why has the ppg reboot done everything OP listed?
Kayden Butler
You got me
Andrew Lopez
People keep talking about a reinvented, awful Johnny Bravo like it's a new thing; we already had that in the Pops and Carl as seasons.
Thomas Hughes
Unbelievable as an official blog post, you autist.
Robert Lee
I'd actually like to see a new Johnny Bravo that's basically the same except Susie's a young adult and still voiced by Mae Whitman
[Spoiler]Also she's totally in love with Johnny but he's oblivious because she'll always be the little neighbor girl to him like my japanese animes[/spoiler]
Ryan Fisher
Fuck it, it's funnier broken
Adam Wood
"Fight the wage gap with me" was a little too on the nose