Name a better christmas kino than this

name a better christmas kino than this.
protip, you cant

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haven't seen
not a true christmas film
nah

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this movie is painful to watch. Every women I know loves this pile of garbage.
NOT ANOTHER YEAR I CANT TAKE THIS MOVIE

>not a true Christmas film

Fuck right off

Other christmas movies can't even compete.

Elf is 10/10 for the first half, and then a solid 3/10 in the second half. I mean it just turns to utter shit.

>Will Ferrell and Zoey Deschanel go on the world's most boring date.
>Peter Dinklage and Kyle Gass cameo.
>Will Ferrell gets butthurt that his dad was mean so he runs away crying and everybody is running all around Central Park trying to find him.
>James Caan, Mary Steenburgen, and Ed Asner doing the absolute most cringey singing of all time
>Hooray we just fixed santas sleigh and saved christmas with the power of music


When people say "I love Elf" they mean "I love the first half of Elf"

>Scrooged
>Muppets Christmas Carol
>Poor Little White Boy 4: Peanut's First Christmas

>no A Christmas Story

K I N O
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pleb begone

It's so sad that little boy killed himself.

did he?

Everybody's favorite.

You gotta be kidding me. This is real?

I saw 3 and didn't like it very much. 1 and 2 were good though.

Love this one, gonna watch it every year if I can.

r.i.p.

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>r.i.p.
Man I almost wish he actually died than what really happened to him. I guess he's a diagnosed schitzo.

I feel terrible for him.
Literally millions and millions of fat autistic people blame him for single-handedly ruining Star Wars, and hound him about it everywhere he goes, every single day.

G I B M E T U R B O M A N

Why are they inside the house opening the door?

Easy, Earnest Saves Christmas

My best Christmas movie, eh? Heh, I'll bet you think I'd choose something festive and cheerful like "It's A Wonderful Life" or "A Christmas Story" eh? Like I'm just another unwashed simp? Well, my good sir, I "hate" to shatter your preconceived notion, but my "best" Christmas movies just so happen to be Die Hard and Lethal Weapon. Heh, bet you didn't see that one coming, eh? I'll head back to the Rick & Morty general now, but I just wanted to stop by and blow your mind. Wubba lubba humbug.

*EDIT* Thank you for the Gold, always nice to see another purveyor of excellent taste.

This film is an arthouse masterpiece about the existential dread and rote bleak endless cynicism in a post 9/11 world of consumerism and suburban milieu, as it consumes one of our once warm tender homegrown American traditions: Christmas.

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It's the only Christmas film that matters.

Plebs, all of you

succinct post

>no mention of Rudolph
This is nu-Sup Forums

Fucking kill yourself OP you reddit normie shill

IMAGINE

Year Without a Santa Clause is the best of the stop motion specials

Little Drummer Boy being the worst

Nightmare before Christmas desu

Saw it in the theater!
Bad Santa is more my speed, but I have nieces and nephews so elf wins.
OP is ok.

Fucking fantastic movie

Batman Returns

Definitely my favorite adaptation of the story. I watched it shortly after reading the novella myself and it seemed like 80% of the lines were lifted from the book verbatim. And it actually didn’t shy away from how frightening the supernatural shit was meant to be (Christmas Yet to Come was especially well done) and the religious themes weren’t watered down. Terrific soundtrack too.

A nightmare before christmas

Home Alone 2 = Home Alone 4>>>>>>>>>>>Home Alone 1 >>>> Home Alone 3

This

Best Christmas Kino coming through.

The Muppets though.

I fucking hate people like you

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Nigger, you're retarded

Most underrated ITT

A christmas story.

Unironic answer.

what PS3 game is this?

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good lord I cant imagine what seeing that in the theatre must have been like

probably not as bad looking.

This film is an arthouse masterpiece about the existential dread and rote bleak endless cynicism in an industrial world of consumerism and English village milieu, as it consumes one of our once warm tender homegrown English traditions: Christmas.

yeahh, liek fuck reddit n shiznitz

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain

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