ENDTOWN - 2017-03-13 - Dottie Voted Worst Roomate Edition

>Walt & Dottie share an apartment
>My place is a sty

Do the math

>Walt & Dottie share an apartment

Wait. What?

That was established a while back.

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Portia's gonna get a lot of this sort of thing

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we need an updated version of this with the new pages

I'd like to see these with the new characters like Heather or Portia.

YES

Wow, the update came early today. Though it bothers me that Aaron's new style is less detailed or kinda blurry.

I don't think they do anymore, which would explain how it got like that.

She doesn't look different, though.

What are you talking about; can't you see the hatred for pigs in her eyes?

I'm hyped for the upcoming race war. I think we're gonna get the death of SOME named character, at least.

I love how the past few updates are essentially stating "No more love triangle. Here's your ship. There's no confusion. Here's the problem. There's no confusion. No more side tracks."

Aaron seems like he doesn't want a repeat of the last arc.
But we all know it's going to happen anyways.

yfw Dottie gets jealous of Walt's new wolf girlfriend

I've noticed that some people act like it's already happening while discussing something related, as if they're trying to actually make it happen by suggestion.

Shut up, Wally.

I really, really hope not.

Wait, wolf?

>wolf
Explain.

>Wolf

No, no... no.

Wolves are like dogs. Big floppy ears, pointy snout, covered in fur, big teeth.

PIGS are pink, snout-nosed, and generally are fat.

Dottie and Walt were never a couple, they were just friends. There was never a love triangle to begin with.

We're probably going to find out if Dottie sees it differently, soon.

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Walt said that they did talk about it, but in the end decided against it. The fact that they talked about being a couple says there were feelings between the both of them.

I could see it coming up, yeah. Walt like a certain type of girl, Dottie likes a certain type of guy. Given the state of housing in Endtown, it's not surprising that they'd share a place

>furry girl
>dressed up as a other species

Taking fursuiting to a whole new level!

>changes her name to Knottie

Thanks for the Hearty chuckle

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But what if she gets with...? I mean, so far she has only showed disdain towards males.

Now that I think about it, this wolf is kind of attractive despite her horrible personality.

I wonder who could do it.

Dottie, chew toy of the wolf pack!

If that happens, I expect nothing less than top-quality lesbian porn of those two. Talking about real sensual stuff.

That pigger-lover boyfriend of hers needs to be reminded of which side he really stands on.

>reads Dottie's pro-wolf pieces in the paper
>starts shit to get Dottie's attention
>"An interview? Sure! I know a quiet little club we can meet at called the Night Howl Lounge."

They took turns at Dottie, and there was three o' them!

After Walt finishes in Portia, he always eats the pineapple rings off of her back

I would join at the wolves side. Fuck pigs, they are fat slobs who are atletic inferior.

Where did she get the fur to make an accurate fursuit?

Barber shop?

>tfw it's fine because Dottie is gay

So I take it this is "Forcing Normies to be Furries: The Comic"

wolves are fast, but I'd much rather 1v1 a 160lb wolf than a wild hog, which can grow on average 500lbs and survive gunshots to the head. One shot kills a wolf and scatters the others, but pigs fucking CHARGE in a blood fury.

>500lbs
Yeah, I'm sure a wild hog would do well in a society with dwingling resources.

Yes, with a fair dose of post-apocalyptic survival too.

so what's the equivalent of a burning cross for this? setting a spring on fire?

BUT THEY'RE ONLY FRIENDS AND NOTHING MORE

You are the furry, bro.

>That was established a while back.

Was it?, I don't remember it being hinted in the comic. Was this an Aaron email?

that would have been an excellent way to get out of this if it had been foreshadowed in any way whatsoever

even if Aaron pulled it out of his ass right now I'd probably be fine with it

Yes, Aaron mentioned that somewhere. The comic only shows that they're good friends.

The old strips are so good. Reading them again makes it feel like Aaron is losing his touch...

they should have killed Jacob when they could...

>Aaaah, the good old times were better.......
Nostalgiafag

Mejor callate.

I think using pig blood is enough.

won't someone please think of the piggies

only some pig breeds are pink, only fat ones aer because they are cattle

wild pigs are stronk

>I want to glaze dat ham

So we're all in agreement that some ones creating an artificial race war here right? I mean it seems like it's awefully convenient that it's just wolf's and pigs not carnivores and herbivores. Plus it's not like the other meat eater people would eat a pig if they went crazy.

But how did they convince the wolves to incriminate themselves by being hostile to pigs?

Plus, whatever's making pigs physically disappear certainly isn't 'artificial'.

>be fat bastard
>while there is an ongoing food crisis

But Aaron will shill for the pigs.

I need a reference of how Aaron started drawing Holly more and more ugly and rat-like.

Does anyone have one?

I think it's just her incisors just kepts getting bigger and wider

You're asking for the "See? I'm fine." and "Wally, there is something wrong with me.." panels side by side.

Aku already did that too.

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Considering the different emotion being conveyed by the panels, I don't think this is a sign she "got uglier" or anything. She's supposed to be a wreck on the right.

or a beaver.

You can be both.

but beavers don't wreck, they build

Trees might disagree with you.

Lord knows I've gotten into arguments with them

Well, muh DICK just got 4 more stories higher...

I've got some proto- Holly

Can Aaron stop just reminding us of what the main plot is going to be and just dive right in? We get it, there's going to be some sort of race tensions with pigs at the bottom of the pile: lets go already.

But how can we love his characters if he doesn't give us moments like this one between plot points?

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This is awesome! Thank you

Don't rat teeth naturally grow? You'd think she'd gnaw on shit to keep that growth down

That's something that can be developed mid-plot. It's been several months since we've been actively involved in a plot and it just feels like it's meandering atm.

But that's neither Header or Portia..

I think we're getting there already. I mean, a hate crime is pretty serious stuff.

At least we stopped crying for Allie every other post.

you have to go back.

She should have been a beaver, we need more beavers.

Maybe if she was a beaver munching on carpet, she wouldn't have gone insane.

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I can picture her doing an unapologetic burp after that.

Next you're going to tell me that she won't clean the toilet.

Honestly, if you had to clean literal bear shit from a toilet..

Are those flys mutants?

I've been that Dottie to my friends.

Irving can't be the only bug.
Do the goddamn dishes.

it only hurts a little...

I miss her even though the bullets didn't

Anyway here's some Heather.

>even though the bullets didn't

Oh you cheeky bugger. But I forgive you for drawing that cutie.
Also, what is Heather? Mule? Pony? or just a plain ole' mare?

>Sup Forums still thinks Neathery isn't pandering to current politics

Anyone got the pic of her with a bulge

Asking for a friend

I'll bite. How so?

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"milk trial" while back, or "last week" while back?