Welcome to the Kino Spitoon, how patrician are you?

Welcome to the Kino Spitoon, how patrician are you?

I watched Nightcrawler

How tough am I? How tough am I? I watched Suicide Squad and I liked it, unironically

Yeah, so?

Right this way! Sorry to keep you waiting!

I watched Evd of Evangelion and had no questions

I've seen every episode of Rick & Morty and understood all the references.

I don't watch movies or television shows. I play video games, read books (pulp, literature, philosophy, everything in between) and the occasional manga too, have an interest in and general knowledge of world politics and history: but Sup Forums is my primary board.

I participate in DC vs Marvel threads even though I haven't seen a single movie in either franchise all the way through. I post in "patrician film" threads while knowing nearly nothing about the world's most esteemed directors. And the latest meme making its rounds? You bet I'm there. I have a modest array array of interests and hobbies, but by and large I do not watch tv or films. Sup Forums is my main board.

how kino am I?

*clears throat*

Bane?

In you go!

Back of the line, redditor!

Oh shit, you definitely can come in!

Come on in big guy.

You heard me!!

Nigger

I watched a movie made before the 60's

I've only seen The Godfather movies cenesored on AMC. with all the commericals

I've memorized the entire introduction scene dialogues of both The Pest and The Dark Knight Rises.

I liked both Blade Runner films

Yeah, so?

BvS is my favorite film

WITHOUT ANY HITCHCOCK

Come right in sir.

I haven't watched any capeshit since the age of 12. The last 10 or so films I've watched were pre 70's foreign films.

I bring my own crab legs to the movie theatre.

Excalibur is one of best films ever created. The best decade of movies was the 40's. The best actor of all time is Humphrey Bogart.

I listen to Jazz and read Shakespeare and if you don't know who those guys are then get outta my face!

Lost River was pretty good.

I watched synechdoce new york the other night. Was not impressed

Come on in, sorry for the hassle!

Ehhhh, alright, come in.

No you don't. Scram!

Gonna need more than that, bubs!

I think Eyes Wide Shut is one of Kubrick's best films.

I watch my movies

with the color settings turned to 0

Who the fuck is this retard pretending to be me
Go back to redit faggot

FIRST ONE TO LET ME IN STAYS ON MY AIRCRAFT

Oh yeah?! What's your favorite scene?

You ain't foolin nobody! Back of the line, wise guy!

actually kys you don't belong here

The Party but I also love all the foreshadowing in the set design.

2001 is Stanley Kubrick's worst film

Don't slip like that ever again, kidd.

Alright, come in!

C-come in!

Fear X is Nicholas Winding Refn’s best movie

>>r/s4s

I love the Rocky Horror Picture Show and I'm not even gay.

R-right this way!

What's the matter, kiddo?!

BACK OF THE LINE!

Yeah, so?

I watch Rick and Morty and have a low IQ.

I prefer the 2nd part of Full Metal Jacket

well everyone who watches Rich and Marty has that

Down the hall, to your left!

I watched The Phantom Menace

Yeah, so?

Only the Jar Jar scenes

Come on in, user! The bouncer is on break. I'll take it from here

Saw V is the best Saw movie

Cat People (1982) is my incestkino of choice.