ITT things you hear casuals say

ITT things you hear casuals say
>Batman is the only interesting DC character
I have heard this both in real life and on Sup Forums and Sup Forums.

>I had sex

>Who?

"The people that interact with me like me."

>I to wash myself at least once a day.

>could you please stop, you're making me uncomfortable

>I like all the diversity in the new movies!

> Who's that blue guy, why is he betraying Hellboy?
> One thing I didn't get in Logan, is it happening after that movie with Apocalypse?
> Wait, there are other mythologies than the Greek one?

I wish I was joking.

>I hate Spider-Man and Superman because they're too perfect.

>It was just a question, calm down!

>Could you just leave? Nobody wants you here.

>EW! Get away from me, creep!

kek

"I can't leave this tank or I would die in minutes. Its the only thing keeping me alive anymore."

I hate casuals so damn much.

>be in local LCS shop
>simple conversation with shopkeep
>tell him to "keep on truckin', like Crumb said"
>he doesn't know what I'm talking about

>later on
>he's talking about some "weird battle bunny book" a customer bought
>he's always on the hunt for dirty, filthy furfags
>they're good fodder for him to laugh at
>I look over, it's an Usagi Yojimbo omnibus

>one time
>shop setting up for MtG tournament
>he's talking about his Cerebus the hound card
>I tell him he must have meant "Cerberus"
>I tell him that "Cerebus" is an aardvark
>he insists that I'm mistaken

>once
>a middle-aged couple is browsing and arguing with each other
>I call them a couple of love bunglers, ask shopkeep his opinion
>he just stares at me blankly

>one day
>customer tries to buy a comic, he stops them
>"Rob Liefeld is the worst cancer to ever hit the industry" he explains
>"for your own sanity, avoid him at all costs" he goes on
>customer returns the comic to the shelf
>it's the 2012 relaunch of Prophet

>another day
>stray cat enters the store
>starts rubbing herself against him (he smells like fish desu (to be honest))
>he tries to shoo her away but she won't go
>I remark "that's one crazy cat, amirite?"
>I'm not proud of that
>I wasn't funny, I wasn't clever, I wasn't original
>but damn, he didn't show even the slightest hint of recognition

>2015
>ask if he's going to push any Bechdel comics after their success at the Tony Awards
>he yells at me that comics can't win Tonies
>not worth my time, I just walk away

>the worst
>every time someone comes and asks for fantasy and scifi recs
>all he can recommend is Vertigo (like Sandman) and Cosmic Marvel (like Annihilation)
>I mean, those aren't bad comics
>I mean, the customer will enjoy reading them
>but really, is that ALL he knows?
>is that ALL he can recommend?
>smdhtbqhfam

All true. He considers himself "knowledgeable" about "comics", but all he really knows is two publishers and one genre. What a casual.

>Marvel triumphs in movies, DC in comics
>Continuity doesn't matter

Your pasta is stale from reheating.

Let me have sex with you. I'm so horny.

>visiting Sup Forums and Sup Forums

Why would you do that to yourself?

Thank you for defending this thread. Apart from that one post, this thread is fresh and hilarious and on-point. Good job.

>What does Action Comics have to do with Superman?
From a self proclaimed "huge fan" of Superman.

Why did they whitewash Green Lantern?
How is Aquaman useful?
Civil War is the greatest story in the Marvel Universe

>the whole point of street level heros is that they cant fly
>why else dont they try to help other cities besides their own?

>Sup Forums

you deserved it