Post Christian kino

Post Christian kino

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>"christian Kino"
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Kek what did they mean by this?

you replied idiot

Will it ever be topped?

>tfw Based Doug TenNapel and Mike Nelson wrote on the Netflix show as showrunners

BTFO

One of my favorite animated movies.

I'm a straight guy, but I've fucked two guys before just to see what it was like. And by "fucked", I mean "been fucked by". Took these guys in the ass (for the record, I've only been buttfucked twice, and both times it was anonymous craigslist hookups, just to sate my own curiosity.)
Anyways, it feels pretty good. It hurts at first, of course, but once he's loosened you up a bit you can just sort of relax and enjoy taking the dick. Feels best when you're on your back getting pounded missionary. I'm not a faggot or anything, but it hit my prostate just perfect and made me squeal and wrap my legs around the guys who were doing the fucking. Came pretty close to a prostate orgasm, too.

Here's your (You).

Haha, nice one kid! I like your moxie, I really do. You remind me of a younger me.
Back when I was just starting out on the boards, I would pull stunts like this all the time. Turn a meme on its ear. Try to be a "big guy" and impress the oldfags. It's completely normal.
But ya know what, kid? In time you'll come to learn that there's more to memery than simple tradition. There's great strength in it. Playing along with some OP's epic bait isn't something we do because we want to fit in. We do it because it weeds out the reddit fags and normies from the true memesmen of Sup Forums.
You stay around here long enough, kid, and you'll come to realize this. But for now, get out there, have some fun, and think about what I said.
And then read the first letter of each sentence of this post ;^)

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best silly song?

Love me some Boys in the Sink
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This isn't a Christian film really.

Wow did they all always hit the autotune so hard? This sounds like crap.

unironically "the passion of the christ"

Gospel music I can get into, but Christian movies have never really done it for me. Pic related comes to mind as one of the better ones.

Anything by cs Lewis

Yeah booooooi. I'm thinking of making a mandatory Christmas day viewing tradition. Is that too much, and will it somehow backfire? I don't want to dramatize my kids into hating me, Christianity, etc

>a mandatory Christmas day viewing tradition
are you retarded?
Why would you watch an easter movie on christmas?

And no: not suitable for kids.

Well my dad used to make us watch Jesus Christ Superstar every Christmas. So I wanted to start my own thing. But yeah I guess you're right, Easter it is

there are plenty good christmas movies to pick

Hello Sup Forums

>brainwashing clumsy disguise a children entertainment
>kino

>ultimate Easter movie
>let's watch it on Christmas!
Come on.

>filthy heretic "kino" ITT

Make way for true kino

>some anti-Jew passion play, torture porn to guilt trip conservative moms is "Christian Kino"

>anti-Jew
how? Literally everything depicted is in the bible in that way. The romans are shown to be despicable too
>torture porn
gosh, who would have thought that the horrific stuff done to jesus would be horrific?
>guilt trip conservative moms
how exactly would that work?

Not a christian movie. Its a movie about the bible, but its not made by and for christians

Yep.
Beats Jewish kino

>not watching veggie tales for the dank memes you could use on the qt girls in your class
pleb. unrelated note but anyone else realize memes are just inside jokes? looking back my friends and i were all meme loving fucks

>let me scar my children with brainwashing torture porn about a complex religion that most adults still can't really grapple their heads around.
>this won't have any long-term or lasting effect on the underdeveloped brain of my child.

How was any of that even remotely Sup Forums? I meant "they" as in the posters (or lack thereof) here, you boogeyman obsessed faggot.

>how? Literally everything depicted is in the bible in that way. The romans are shown to be despicable too
No, it isn't. It's tone is based off the Passion Plays which are explicitly meant to make Jews look deceptive and sneaky.
>gosh, who would have thought that the horrific stuff done to jesus would be horrific?
It is torture for the service of producing guilt, user.
>how exactly would that work?
Are you really asking me how Christians get off to guilt tripping? Are you retarded?

>which are explicitly meant to make Jews look deceptive and sneaky.
BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
>*breathes deeply*
>*coughs a little*
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

But, everything I said was 100 percent correct. Passion Plays are propaganda pieces usually made with an antisemite message.

>It is torture for the service of producing guilt, user.
Kind of like all of Hollywood, the American history curriculum, academia in general and every WWII documentary ever made?

Nice whatabout, schizo.

>American history curriculum, academia in general and every WWII documentary
Oh, just take it to Sup Forums you degenerate cunt.

This blue motherfucker.
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>Jews look deceptive and sneaky.
good jews in the movie: mary, the apostles, jesus, veronica, simon...
bad jews in the movie: caiaphas and pharisees who hated jesus personally, barabass, some literal demons sent by satan taking the form of little children

Oorganized Jews are literally the antagonists of the film, user.

yeah, but you claimed, that it's somehow out of context of what the bible says.
How is it a specifically anti-semitic passion play instead of a quite literal depiction of the new testament story of the passion of the christ.
The pharisees are the ones who bully the common folk jews and Pontius Pilatus into killing Jesus; that's nothing new.

Because it isn't based on the Bible passages concerning the crucifixion, but the Passion Plays about the Bible passages concerning the Crucifixion. In which case, the tone is reflective of that.

Are you stupid?

>Oorganized Jews are literally the antagonists of the film, user.
I guess you didn't notice the literal Devil being there?

Devil doesn't kill Jesus.

>Because it isn't based on the Bible passages concerning the crucifixion
what kind of jewish tricks are you trying to play here?
Have you read all the stuff about Caiaphas and the pharisees in the bible?

Read the rest of that sentence user...

>Sauron never killed anybody in LotR; that was the Orks and Nazgul
>Sauron was never the main antagonist

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Ok? And?

What a stupid analogy.

yes and your claim is basically: the movie isn't an adaption of what is written in the bible, but it's an adaption of anti-semitic fanfiction of what is written in the bible.
I'm telling you that if you read the stuff, you should atleast see that it's inherently anti-phariseean. You can see that as anti-semitic if you want, but i don't get your insistance on the movie not being a straight forward adaption.

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>this is the pinnacle of enlightened athiest intelligence

>tfw no good Doom movie with Flynn Taggart who is canonically a catholic

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best portrayal of christians tbqh

> renounce catholic upbringing
> become a literal manchild

great job kevin

First of all, jews bite baby dicks and bake gentile children into bread. So fuck off. Children need to know that they are not safe in a world run by jews, instead the bs Jewish victim Hollywood stories we were all raised on.

>generalizing an entire cartoonish caricature of atheists by a single meme

>yes and your claim is basically: the movie isn't an adaption of what is written in the bible, but it's an adaption of anti-semitic fanfiction of what is written in the bible.
Right, that is factually correct. No matter how antisemitic the Bible may or may not be.

Cool Hand Luke

>First of all, jews bite baby dicks and bake gentile children into bread
The former is an outdated religious practice of a rabbi sucking the blood out of a circumcision ritual that only a small fraction of the Jewish population even do in the modern world and the latter is from a literal children's fairy tale.

At least do research if you are planning on investing time in a boogeywoogey.

Well, i really fucking hate jews now, just because of that one subversive jew-user.

>soyboys are triggered by Christianity
lol

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You didn't answer the question.

>implying this movie didn't imply that the Jews were no better then the Nazi's
You didn't understand it

Whatever you say, rabbi

>film telling a story straight from the Bible
>not Christian

I think by "Christian kino" OP meant educational stuff like Veggietales and Bibleman.

>story about a Jewish prophet freeing the chosen people from bondage.
>gets hijacked by Christian faggots because the story occupies a handful of books in the Old Testament they stole from the Jews in the first place
Lol I always love when you people pretend Jewish religious folklore is Christian just because they take the story,