Why is everybody trying to turn me gay?

Why is everybody trying to turn me gay?

it's working

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bitches aint shit

This is what we call the "gay agenda". Rather than forcibly castrate all straight white males, the plan has shifted through subversive media slowly implanting homosexual thoughts into the minds of young men.

Stop watching girl shows then.

I'm fine with you being a homosexual, but fucking children is not cool.

Is it time for one of these threads already?

Hey, Link is over 100 years old it's fiiine.

People are either born gay or aren't. Don't blame the shows gayboi

Get a load of this cuck

I want to FUCK Marco.

give in, be the girl, have more fun.

Traps are not gay.

You are getting turned on by what your brain thinks is feminine body which makes you straight....

Marco is Best boy and Best girl.

Legit question what race is Marco?

Messican-American chief.

That's actually refreshing,
Usually when a show adds a miniority it adds a stupid nigger.
So he's half Mexican AND gets a pretty white girl.
This pleases me

What if it just makes me want to fuck a girl, a feminine boy, a muscled boy, and a tomboy all at the same time?

retard here. where's the best place to find marco lewds?

Paheal or something

It was always in you, user. It was just waiting to be triggered.

what are you running from?
the degeneracy was always inside you.

Girls say all the time that being a girl isn't fun though. Plus, I like Devo too much.

> No Lincoln

He's the only one.

it's the bleeding snatch and the mental instability, you can be a pretty girl(male) and not get the negative parts.

Whatever you say man

you can make anything your woman if it's cute, has a hole, and is smaller than you.

but user, knowing that that they're not females is what makes them hot

Best Sup Forums milf

shouldn't that be Bilf?

You were already gay.

You really need to be careful with this stuff, it can ruin your life
>make an online friend
>they like all the same kinds of shows and games as me
>we start playing shit together weekend
>one night we start talking about porn
>we both admit to liking trap porn
>both of us are getting horny as we trade porn
>he asked me if I've ever worn panties
>tell him yes
>both of us are too horny to be in the right frame of mind
>we end of trading pictures of ourselves in panties
>cum
>the regret slowly starts to kick in
>try to play games together later and it's awkward
>slowly talk to each other less
>he was lat online 9 months ago

I still don't get how it became a thing, but Trap Ben really is best girl.

He gave birth to 14 alien babies so he's definitely a mom

ben10.wikia.com/wiki/Save_the_Last_Dance

>try to play games together later and it's awkward
>he was last online 9 months ago
seems like you're the one that made it awkward then, fag.

you can turn gay nigga

you are

If you can get past the dick and lack of tits, smooth young twinks are objectively better companions than women.

>the dick and lack of tits
and both of those are adjustable to taste with after market modifications.

>tfw some of your favorite Sup Forums boys are more popular as girls
I don't like it when this happens.

Those pics where Ben is encouraging to plow his boi pussy. Gwen teasing him because she's tighter.

Should have topped mate.

Trap culture is sickening and as degenerate sjw/trans culture. You are as warped as the ones you hate

You'd say that but I shifted from straight to bi to gay by my own design

>he thinks hes in control

>I am gay because I like woman-shaped men

the muslims want to take away the traps though.

A woman for duty, a boy for pleasure.

-spoken by someone great I think

>You'd say that but I shifted from straight to bi to gay by my own design

No you didn't, faggot. Most humans are just bi to one degree or another even if it's just by the teeniest percentage. When society makes that more acceptable you see more of it. Consider bonobos and the fact that there's some evidence our ancestors were closer to them than chimps in behaviour because some anthropological evidence suggests chimps have changed more evolutionarily since said shared ancestor lived, if that's the case our hominid ancestors could probably swing both ways (no pun intended) so it is not surprising that some societies have same sex action it only goes away when people prohibit it but with our technology discouraging it doesn't make sense any more sense we already have way too many people and diseases can be avoided if you're not a fucking idiot easily

indeed

>genderbent
Eww, that that gay shit out of here

I want to Make this gayer, no trap shit in this realm

I wish I could be gay. Men are easier to understand.

Plus it beats being alone until I die

That whole "born this way" meme was unscientific propaganda from the 1980s. Studies since then show sexuality to be far more flexible, adaptable, even trainable.

In other words, science is proving Mike Pence right.

>trying to turn you gay

don't be silly user

>Studies since then show sexuality to be far more flexible, adaptable, even trainable.
So sexuality will eventually become Doomsday at some point?

B R E E D

>Studies since then show sexuality to be far more flexible, adaptable, even trainable.
But then christfags insisting that heterosexuality is the natural order are incorrect, since the natural order is this flexible, adaptable sexuality.

So in fact, heterosexuality ITSELF is the trainable sexuality that has been forced on us since we were young.

Is that what you're saying user.

Give me one reason not to reach that conclusion based on what you said.

Just go bi chappie and it'll be fine.

either way, burn 'em all

>R I D E T H E L I G H T N I N G

>taddle
It's tattle you fuck

>I can't go back to jail for this

kek

I've been looking for an excuse to post this.
youtube.com/watch?v=3MRWqlf_8M8

that outfit on marco is UNF. need more shit like this

>The fanart Japan has been putting out of Link
yes
yes
yes

Eat shit

are we gonna prance around the subject or can we just get to sharing artwork of hot girls (male)?

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>90's message to kids: princesses can be their own heroes
>10's message to kids: heroes can be their own princesses

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Hey! That's my fetish

Fuck, do I need to buy a Switch/BotW? I've heard it was fun too, so that's a plus.

Dont worry about it too much

I kek'd.

I'm straight, but I've been visiting /cm/ a lot lately. Belly dancer Link was the final nail in the coffin.

So everybody is bi is exactly what you're saying.

I doubt he will, but you clearly lust after an answer so I will provide one.
What he says is correct, but heterosexuality is preferable since it contributes to the continuation of the human race.
Heterosexuality > Homosexuality

t. man who fap to bara porn

The world just got better taste in men, whether they put dresses on them or not

It's also on the Wii-U if you have one of those.

The game is really great though.

There's gotta be a comic out there of other characters reacting to Gerudo Link.

Well fuck, I'm gay now. My dad is going to be so pissed.

I don't have a Wii U, mainly because the only games I would have bought would be Pokken and HD Windwaker (which I never got to play since I didn't have a Gamecube)

Illuminati is just doing their job trying to save the world.
>the world is getting overpopulated
>western world responsible for using most energy and producing the most trash
>need to halt reproducing for a while
>activate the homo agenda in popular media
In a generation or two when personal robots start to become a thing they will start to push ye olde 50s manly men vision where women stay at home and such.

>Revali/Gerudo Link shipping
oh no my heart

If the aim is the female shape, why not look for it in femalew instead?

>heterosexuality is preferable since it contributes to the continuation of the human race.

It's no longer necessary thanks to technology and if you can figure out a way to transition we're better off with far fewer people reproducing (and genetically engineering the new people who are born, so doing it artificially) and ending up with a smaller human population so far.

Compulsory heterosexuality is an artifact. So is old-school eugenics, Nazifags. If you're serious about improving the human race get in there and fucking tweak the genome directly, don't institute dumb voodoo stone age breeding policies hoping that "maybe" in a few million years it will make things better, that thinking is how you got inbred royals.

>born too late for the Age of Sail
>born too early for the Age of Space
>born just in time for the Golden Era of Robot Boopuccsh$$i

Based.

there was a twinklink thread on /d/ that's started before the launch that has a bunch on the new link art last I checked for though of you looking now.

You need to learn to use sentence breaks.

I understand, though you might be able to find one really cheap at somepoint if you're not buying Switch.

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Is the Switch worth it? Does it have any problems?

It only has one game.

We must introduce heterosexual images here pronto.

hey wait a second

there is one irregular error with the control that suddenly gets slow, but it's easy to reset, happens just when its running in detached mode, and seems fairly rare. should be over the air patched soon.
otherwise it's just that it has the one A++ game and a few B stringers released so far.

See you're the reason I just couldn't really go into Sup Forums as much as I used to. I liked coming on for the /ptg/ threads, but all the anti-gay shit and allowing conspiratards coming in constantly just pushed me to leave.

Sup Forums was fun back when it was wacky college libertarians instead of retarded 11-year-old Stormfaggots. I have New Sup Forums.

Alright then

What about that Springy punch game?

Mine is fine though there are some problems with other peoples.

Maybe wait a month.

Splatoon 2 should be fun.

Oh right, guess it has a few now.
Still, generally you want to stick to the "don't buy a new console until it has 3-5 games you want" rule.

It really is a shame what happened to Sup Forums and this website.

More or less. Everyone is born Bi, but, as they grow up, and depending on where they grow up, it changes, until the individual realized what they're exactly attracted to.