Aunt may slept with Peters dad and got pregnant with him

>aunt may slept with Peters dad and got pregnant with him

please don't do this

Thank you Mark Millar

Fucking hoooooooooooooot

remember when everyone hated this so much marvel said it wasn't canon

I enjoyed reading these boobs

I still prefer inbred hulk babies.

What

Delete your thread before it's too late

Preacher user,i double dog dare you.

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UUUUUUGH

Do it.
I need.

Do ettttt

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>Troubles
>Civil War
>Ultimate Avengers
Anything else I'm missing?

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What the fuck is this from? Was this some Mephisto timeline warp or something?

whats with these filenames?

Unfunnies

At one point, Marvel tried (and failed horribly) to write a new teen romance book.

>that is aunt may

Who was the artist? They do good ladies.

I'm pulling these off imgur

Marvel wanted to capture the teen girl audience by making a series about Aunt May being a slut, with bikini babe photos as the cover art

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Dodon & Dodson but this is one of their weakest works.

Among the many inconsistencies, didn't the ages not match up at all? Or was this supposed to be canon to ultimate?

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who was son?

Looks like it. I'm just a sucker for well drawn tits.

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If these were ever meant to be canon how were they gonna explain Pete's dad and his (step)mom become CIA agents?

This cover makes me feel uncomfortable

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Naked girl alert, boys.

what choice do we have

...Was the "dance tonight" text just copy pasted in at the last moment?

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She also had sex with peter.

Is this the guy of Kingsman and Wanted???

This is Mark Millar's face when he's fucking the reader in the arse.

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I think its just funny that they got a legitimately good artist for this

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Peter

And that brings us full circle to OP image and concludes issue 1. Almost 2:00 am here so I'm out. I'll leave it to some other kind user to continue the good work.

(OP)
So,was this ish #1? Did the other 2-4 have as bodacious art? So,Richard was like Regge and Ben was like Archie?

The ages didn't match at all. Leaving aside the fact that it's canon that Ben and May were way older than Peter's parents, if May had been teen pregnant with Peter, that would mean she would have to be in her EARLY THIRTIES when Peter first became Spider-Man. Even in Ultimate that doesn't make any fucking sense.

I honestly wonder what the hell Marvel was thinking.

She fucked Otto too

It's a weird mix between, lets get those manga readers, specially those that like them shoujos and the same thinking process that got us Sins Past.

ok but is this canon?

>Peter is Aunt May's son which she had while cheating on Ben with his brother
>Ben could never have a son because he's infertile

Of course.

I dunno man, don't these look like 30-something year olds to you?

Not to mention, the series apparently took place in the 60s (based on the fashion, the cars, and the prices) even though it came out in the 2000s.

I think it'll be left just here, user.
Thank you for your tribute but I don't think anyone wants more pain.

>m-mom-May?

>Preacher user,i double dog dare you.

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I love you Preacher user but #1 was posted already

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nooooooooooooooooo

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>not dancing on them
BOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>I love you Preacher user
Thank you.>but #1 was posted already
My fall.

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I love Sup Forums. There's always a sadist that will post Trouble if it's only slightly hinted.

Godspeed user! Educate the uneducated that there are worse horrors than Squirrel Girl.

Reminder that Ben and May are supposed to be like 20 years older at least than Richard and Mary.