The Millennium Falcon is going to be destroyed in Episode VIII

The Millennium Falcon is going to be destroyed in Episode VIII.

>loan the family ship to the daughter or niece
>they immediately wreck it
Doesn't matter what galaxy you're in, it's always the same

>Hey Han - what actually is a "Falcon"?
>Uhhh

how will your autism ever recover?

The lowest explosion looks godawful.

I hope the franchise is destroyed

> The Millennium Falcon agreed to make the movie only if the producers kill it at the end of the movie.
Based Falcon.

so they'll just buy another one, they made more than one you dope.

>destroying anything of importance from the old movies will mean diversity wars will have more of an impact
it was pretty obvious this kind of shit would happen when they killed of han solo just because they could

How about a female Millennium Falcon?

good. this fast crap deserves better than ugly nog (Lando was handsome) and marysue

>Already was, nice try.

It's how they kill off Chewie. Two birds with one stone and all that.

What is this fan poster quality shit?

>The Falcon will blow up in a wide-shot with Chewie in it.
"Auuuguggh Huuug" - I'm here to save your ass from Badman Snoke
*The Falcon Blows up*

Yep. It's the Trek formula transposed to SW. Kill a main character or kill the ship.

For a board that claims to hate Star Wars you sure can't shut the fuck up and stop shilling it.

if this board had a modicum of intelligence, then they would've recognized the poster as a shitty fan creation

yes

lol

Underrated post

It's like betting for the shit horse in a race for a laugh.

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we love star wars but we hate the movies

So what?

Aye, or a black one that dates an Asian one.

whats the yellow\orange shit on it ?

good. But you just know they'll get a new ship that look kind of like it, only black. The Millennium She-Eagle

>Kills Chewie
>Replace him with Porg
I'm sorry George