>Super strength >Super speed >Super hearing OK >Flight Wut? >Eye Heat Beams Weird, but it makes sense since Supes get his powers from the sun >Frost Breath >X-ray vision WTF??
The fuck? There's no theme linking these powers together, they don't make any sense.
It's called the power of "my original character has every super power and stronger than every other character combined." Literal child tier superhero.
Nathaniel Reed
They were written by baby boomer manchildren
None of capeshit makes sense
Ryder Bennett
He was created at a time when comics were just shitty colored paper with half-assed cartoon stories scribbled on them that were sold to kids for five cents. He was never supposed to make sense. He was never intended to be enjoyed by an audience other than 7-10 year olds.
Cameron Sanders
you think that's weird, wait until you hear his illusion/psychic powers. and that's not even from the "pulls powers out of his ass" era.
Brody Evans
shut your bitch ass up nigga before I unleash lil supes on you
Mason Perez
If he can shoot energy beams from his eyes then it makes sense they emit X-rays too Also the frost breathe is just him breathing really intensely, like a powerful fan, nothing much to it
Julian Butler
I mean, theoretically if you're ok with heat vision then you should be ok with the X-ray since it would just be a weaker form of the radiation that makes up the heat vision.
Frost breath is debatable, but the idea of him being able to blow a large amount of air isn't itself a problem.
Wyatt Ross
>faster than flash >stronger than aquaman and wonder woman combined >smarter than batman
why even bother having a team. Its why i hate supes so much hes god mode.
Ethan Reed
Doesn't he internally cool that shit though
Blake Stewart
>It's called the power of "my original character has every super power and stronger than every other character combined." >Literal child tier superhero. >They were written by baby boomer manchildren
Ryan Williams
Is this bate or do you really not know when the baby boomer generation started?
Henry Perry
X-Ray vision is from his extremely powerful senses right?
Mason Nguyen
what
Jordan Ramirez
>faster than Flash
Now, just hold the fuck up lil' nigga...
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Nathan Stewart
>flight
this one triggered me a bit
In MoS it's like his flight i based on jumping and momentum. Now he can just defy gravity at will not just bending a law of physics.
Robert Mitchell
>>smarter than batman he's not, yet. all he does is eat, sleep and fuck Lois. dude hasn't gone full science Supes yet.
Nolan Smith
All of those are SUPER powers, are they not? And his name is SUPERman, is it not?
Austin Powell
If you hate that you'd hate Silver Surfer or the comic book version of Thor, who basically spins Mjolnir for a random plot device effect to win fights ranging from energy absorbtion to time travel and even soul stealing.
Aaron Russell
Superman's flight powers is based around him manipulating gravity. that's why in his first real flight you can see pebbles floating in the air as he prepared to soar.
Hudson Mitchell
Why is capeshit (any medium) so off the walls retarded?
John Lewis
He is Superman not above average man.
Cooper Moore
Superman has moved at that speed too, you know. That panel is from a story in which this happens.
Cooper Williams
Thats the most retarded thing i've read today
Leo Richardson
tfw I love capeshit because of these ridiculous powers.
>Superman exiling himself on the surface of the sun for thousands of years >gets a green lantern power ring >casually crushes a robot sun that's been handing everyone's asses including that era's superman who punched his way back to his original timeline >brings back his dead waifu and his entire race
Henry Reed
because it is funny. because you don't expect it, and you want to see what happens next.
the world did not used to be so cynical and anal about stuff, i want to go back.
Jeremiah Gomez
Not canon.
Carson Price
Why was Superman never nerfed?
Brody Foster
Speed is Flash's plot power. It's subject to whatever suits the story.
Jason Rogers
He couldn't fly originally, just jump really high
Remember the whole "leap tall buildings in a single bound" thing?
Easton Campbell
It's from Superman: Grounded, retard. It's as canon as it gets. And this panel always gets posted even though Superman catches up to him in the next page.
Superman has ALWAYS been Flash' peer in speed.
David Perez
arguably he was more over powered in the original comics, since there were no one that could oppose him, anyone and anything can punch a hole in Superman now.
Connor Davis
He technically was nerfed from silver age shenanigans.
James Russell
Also, it's worth pointing out that Superman will not go at top speed on Earth as it would cause devastation, while Flash can do it because the Speed Force allows him to ignore the laws of physics.
Out in space Superman has crossed the universe in 60 days while depowered.
Brayden Hernandez
if it's not a part of the current universe, it ain't cannon.
Angel King
Batman scored with Lois too however
Owen Price
You forgot the rainbow from his fingers that makes a copy of himself.
Parker Harris
Every time new comic heroes were made and if they were superior to Superman they just increased Superman's powers or added new ones to him.
Grayson Russell
>he forgot about the rainbow laser clones
Cameron Miller
>443x700 for what purpose, who scanned this page and thought, yeah, this is a good resolution.
John Lopez
Correct he is his peer in speed.
Not the guy you're responding to but people fail to realize that moving fast is t the flashes power,it's control over the speed force. The flash can time travel,slip into and out of a dimension that only a demigod like WW has been able to do(the speed force), he can phase through solid mass, he can phase other people throiuvh solid mass,he can generate intense amounts of electrical energy and forcefully emit it,he can THINK fast(this is underrated superman is physically as fast not mentally )
Jordan Taylor
He was nerfed from stuff like this
Noah Wilson
He does everything super hard. That's literally it. You jump? He flies. You expel air from your lungs? Oh man wait until you see him, etc.
Noah Lewis
>clark the cuck
bruce is also better than clark
Michael Evans
What the fuck is even going on here
Landon Hernandez
If I remember correctly his powers were toned down by John Byrne during the 80s to make him less invincible, he had ridicolous stuff like superventriloquism and he was capable of destroying an entire galaxy with a literal sneeze.
Aaron Lee
...it is. Did you miss Superman: Rebirth or something?
>The flash can time travel, Guess who else can do that?
> he can phase through solid mass Can and has done it.
>he can THINK fast(this is underrated superman is physically as fast not mentally Superman has read every medical text ever published in seconds in order to prepare for surgery.
Ryan Wilson
sounds good why did Byrne want to make him a boring character
Liam Myers
Don't worry, they've slowly been rebuilding him. Recently Superman at 50% power tanked the attacks of a being who had absorbed magic, the speed force, the lantern energy, and some other cosmic shit.
Easton Brown
Flash is a cuck
Asher Jones
Why does he like to bully the Flash so much?
Charles Bailey
>shooting manlet versions of himself When will he learn.
Lucas Martin
One Punch Man demonstrates how retarded Superman is as a hero
Aaron Gomez
That's because you don't understand Superman. It's not about power levels.
Henry Diaz
To make it credible everyone and their mother have kryptonite in their backyard.
Logan Sanders
No, this is not canon. Superman lets Flash win, not the other way around.
Liam Wright
Goku would kick Superman's ass with no efforts
Ian Lopez
He literally outruns the death of the universe.
Entropy itself he is faster than.
A being made of the Speed Force specifically made to be his opposite and eventually catch and kill him is also outran. He quite literally is so fast he outruns abstract concepts.
The Flash is BROKEN.
Robert Barnes
so is Thor
Jeremiah Russell
This, people take stuff way too seriously nowadays, almost as if they get offended when you criticize something they like...
Evan Scott
superman isn't about how strong he is, its about the white mans burden. to elevate the sub-humans by providing a shining example of what to strive for
Zachary Rodriguez
Based Heracles
Julian Moore
>why even bother having a team. Because he's ultimately a scout boy. If he'd have Punisher mentality then all comic book villains would be dead in 5 chapters.
Caleb Carter
powerlevel nerds like you ruined comicbooks, i fucking wish Superman went back to doing random overpowered shit, always have to have some "weakness" so you can relate, maybe because people that read those stories are such weaklings themselves.
Jayden Lewis
hahahahaha
Angel Martin
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Lincoln Ross
>that midget is cute truly a different time
Ayden Jenkins
Why do female deities still act like sluts if they dont reproduce?
I dont have an issue with Superman's powers it just that a guy taking energy from stars and outputting more force than said star could ever achieve is just fucking retarded.
Brody Johnson
>so you can relate How does making the superhero invincible make it more interesting? You need possibility of failure to keep it together, otherwise you get morning cartoon tier writing.
Isaac Martin
Is Batman the ultimate Alpha?
John Wood
>IT CAN'T BE CUTE. IT ISN'T ALIVE
Michael Reyes
The Flash is OP meme exists only on Sup Forums, because they don't read comics. Everyone who has read even a single JL run knows Flash is always the guy who rescues civilians and jobs to the villains.
Jose Sanchez
can supermans xrays give you cancer?
Henry Sullivan
sounds like a defeatist attitude in writing, as if the only way to get some interesting writing is by way of Sword of Damocles.
Camden Gomez
why are comics so goddamn stupid. this is the definition of plot induced stupidity
Camden Hall
Possibly the stupidest moment in comics. A broadsword through the heart, "twisted" (because that's what badasses did then, nevermind it wouldn't really work with a wide sword.) Instead of bleeding to death in 0.001 seconds, he's up and around and fighting a few panels later.
Grayson Williams
Black magic too
Jason King
Serious question: Why does Flash "run"?
If he's so fast he can move past the speed of light, why don't he just walk? I understand a vehicle wouldn't work for him, but he could maybe ask Bruce Wayne to develop a super resistant Bicycle for him or something like that.
Blake Flores
Brainlet here, how did the Flash not see it coming? I know it was the only way out but can't he see ahead of him?
Kevin Flores
maybe that's just how male gods want them, maybe it's just a natural thing for gods, just like how overpowering violence is in response to someone being defiant near them.
Connor Peterson
wtf
Carson Rodriguez
>Has science gone too far, Master Wayne?
Easton Perry
Damn now I got an erection.
Easton Hughes
because when you're out running yourself in the evening after school, you'll start thinking what if i run faster, what if i run really really fast.
i guess you could have some grandad with walking sticks do what you're saying, to fit the theme.
Jack Torres
And if he's in some kind of bullet time, why doesn't he get bored running across the ocean, which would take months subjective bullet time?
Austin Carter
This isn't edited, isn't it.
Sebastian Foster
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Lucas Carter
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Matthew Murphy
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Ryder Bennett
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Bentley Gray
Thats just Lois and Bruce having fun at the expense of Clark.
Isaac Sanders
Not really flash is faster
Ayden Nelson
u wot?
Nathaniel Stewart
jesus christ
Ian Johnson
What's his fucking problem?
Gavin Roberts
Usually in Meme League comics Wondy and Supes are more or less equal while Flash is always faster than him. Aquaman shouldnt be in the justice league because his power set is very useless to them.