YO FRYMAN
YO FRYMAN
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Yes, Carl daddy?
TONIGHT. YOU.
>its a carl gets his house destroyed episode
What do you think he means: "Tonight, you?" It's like he's threatening my or something
That's what I imagine hell to be like. Being constantly raped by dogs
that sounds like fun
QUICK. LAST SHOW YOU WATCHED NOW HAS THE MAIN CHARACTER REPLACED BY CARL.
WHAT CHANGES
To bad I sealed every orifice in my body with wacky glue.
Carl Meets World
I'd watch it
What if the last show I watched was ATHF? Every character is now Carl?
Then it's like stone cold lock of the week, but with multiple carls
go away
go away you fucking freak
so frickin tired of this shit
That reminds me of this EXTREMELY LONG STORY.
SUMMON THE TROLL
TO SIT ON THE POLE
Carl is the Punisher
Meat-man... ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
You should have gotten a snack
Need a punisher carl photoshop.
>*rubs head*
>HEY MILKEYE MAN
>MASKUSMTIN
>I PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER THERE
>EEEEEEEEUUURRRRGGGGHHHHH
>AND FIGURED OUT THAT UR PISSIN ME AWF
>U TOUCHED MY FRICKIN WIFE AND KIDS
MY NAME IS
I don't think there's a show where things are phased so perfectly.
oh god, my throat
Carl in 10 Cloverfield Lane. He generally gets along with John Goodman's character though it's a bit of an odd couple situation
SHAKEZULLA
THE MIC RULLAH
YOU WANNA TRICK
I BRING IT TO YA
*sexy Spanish mans accent*
>Peaky Blinders
>starring Carl as Thomas Shelby
its instantly 100% better
Carl in Sopranos
I mean he is from Jersey, I'd love to see him as a regular character
WE KNOW YOU EAT YOUR OWN FARTS
FRYLOCK
AND I'M ON TOP
ROCK YOU LIKE A COP
MEATWAD YOU UP NEXT WITH YOUR KNOCK KNOCK
...
>Carl the Mafia is heading to the Garrison!
>It don't matter, none of this matters
>*Leaves family again*
whatta a waste, the poor children.
I need no instructions to know how to rock
GENTLEMEN
The Ezekiel episode was pretty good despite the lack of Carl.
youtube.com
Carl.replaces Danny McBride in vice principals
This song is called I Wanna Rock Your Body, and in paratheses it says (til the break of Dawn)
That's beautiful it's like poetry
*coughs*
>carl manages dunder-mifflin scranton
>easily twice as lewd as michael scott
>rapes pam
MEATWAD MAKE THE MONEY SEE
MEATWAD GET THE HONEYS G
I fucking love shake
>Carl replaces Andrew Zimmern on bizarre foods
Fund it
BED OF EVIL AND LETTUCE
>That night, we celebrated our success at hiding the bodies by going to another club!
>I told him he needed to chill, but he thought I said he needed to kill.
>He paid me not to tell the cops, but he also said it was a loan. So basically it was like I blackmailed myself
Severely underrated episode
I just watched the Hey Arnold movie they have wanted to release for 11 years.
The movie would have been way better
>creditor
My nigga
...
Carl replaces Javier Pena in Narcos
This is a whole new level
I rewatched my bootleg of Death Fighter and doing this would just give Carl more screentime
I forgot how fucking hilarious this show was
Before AS was poz'd
>HEHEH SILLY DADDY YOU CAN'T EAT CARPET
right in the feels
>Ken Burns The War
yes i would like to orda a million, no, fifty million lahrge pizzas
>Star Trek: Enterprise
>Yo, Elfears! Come get summa that sexyness ovah here, know what I'm sayin? Heheheheh
oh nice, a crappar
Curb Your Enthusiasm. It'd work
>Twin Peaks
Fucking incredible.
Stone Cold Lock'a'duh Century
...Uh'duh Week....
>Legend of the Galactic Heroes
Rurouni Kenshin. This might be the greatest shounen satire ever made.
DRIVIN IN MY CAR
LIVIN LIKE A STAR
ICE ON MY TOES AND MY FINGERS AND IM A TAURUS
You know you want to.
>Aqua Teen Hunger Force started airing 17 years ago
Ya gotta boil it
>it could still be on and a top 10 show on TV rn
Just a taste in ny mouth
there's literally not a better show to get stoned to
>Expedition Unknown
yes.
Carl becomes the chief strategist for feudal Japan warlord Takeda Shingen?
>Star Trek: The Next Generation
The Enterprise gets blown up due to his incompetence and lack of caring 5 minutes in.
Carl solves crimes and mysteries in Absaroka County, Wyoming.
YO I KNOW THIS DUDE CARL RIGHT?
HE WHORE TIGHT BLUE SWEATS BUT WASN'T GLUED TOO TIGHT
ALL HE HAD UPSTAIRS WAS A CRUDE LIGHT
YOU THINK THAT'S WEIRD HE LIVED NEXT DOOR TO A FOOD FIGHT
"Hey! Yeah you dingbat! I want a pitcher of beer, fried jalapenas, the nachos grande, and let's start with 50 wings extra hot and keep the ranch comin’.” “You hear what I ordered? I’m gonna be farting blood.”
I knew there was somethin' special about you and I'm not just saying that 'cause you're a whore... but you are a total whore.
when he gets rayped by handbannana and carl jr shake starts jerking off, i don’t how to feel about this
>Dear Carl
Thank you in advance for feeding my dolls while we out in Panama City, scaring up venture capital money for my stand-up comedy tour "Meatwad Unplugged: No Buns Allowed." And also... we also getting a tan. Now remember, Dewey and Vanessa won't eat anything but chicken chow-mein noodles, and you know Boxy. He'll eat anything as long as it's deep-fried. They need to be walked twice a day, and be sure to pick up their doll droppings, you get a fine from the city. Thanks again. Sorry about the house, big guy. Sincerely, Meatwad.
C'MON CARL TWIST THOSE DIRTY BAGS!!!
One of the most relatable characters in all of television.
>Carl in Fate Apocrypha
>What changes
I... I'm not even sure how this would work.
>Seinfeld
Who does he replace? Jerry I guess?
I'd watch it.
Alright...
What the HELL does this say?!
>Stranger Things
Honestly it'd probably be less of a fucked up day-to-day life than he normally has.
>GET IN THAT NET YOU CRAZY WHORE
I find myself using this phrase far more than I have any right to.
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