The Last Jedi

Act 1
Luke denies Rey training. Rey stays with Luke any way, feed fish to a Porg over a camp fire, it becomes friend with Chewbacca. Rey has a vision, wakes up from sleep, something calls her, she finds a big blue luminescent crystal in a rock which she breaks with the force. The crystal dulls when she touches it. Luke is angry and says he doesn't know what Rey is, but she's dangerous and if she tries to leave he will kil her.
Kylo is hospitalized on a huge star destroyer, talks to a new character, captain Peavy. Exposition dialogue, I'm filling some gaps here: Snoke is said to have risen thanks to a human sacrifice, Death Star, etc, but eventually came to life after battle of Jakku. It was huge suicide mission, Emperor's contingency plan in which both imperial and rebel army were wiped out during a force cataclysm which also turned the planet into a desert.
Leia tries to contact different republic cells but only one answers, new character, admiral Holdo arrives soon with her fleet. It's decided that Poe must lead a search mission to find Snoke's hiding place, but it takes some convincing since he hates Holdo for unexplained reason. Leia slaps Poe on the face. Rose and Paige are introduced as sisters, Rose works on Paige's starship and Paige is the pilot. Then The First Order attacks the planet, Poe's X-Wing is destroyed, he leaves with Holdo and Leia on a corvette with borked hyperspace engine, they attach to Mon Cal cruiser. Short space battle, Rose's sister dies. After they leave the planet with hyperspace, Finn wakes up from coma and asks for Rey, then conforms Rose, who's crying over lose of her sister.
Rey has another vision with Yoda, who shows her that the whole island Luke lives on emanates with the force. She shares that with Luke, who now thinks Rey might be the key to a mystery he was trying to solve and agrees to help with her training.

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Act 2
Luke trains Rey and tells her there's hurry, because the island is slowly collapsing under water. He shows her his X-Wing which is emerged under water and tells her to pull it out with the force, which she does, mirroring the scene from Empire Strikes Back. Luke is baffled about how easy this was for Rey and asks her who is she, he's scared, Rey is scared too. Chewbacca leaves after being called by Leia.
Cut to the Snoke's huge star destroyer. Kylo, Peavy, Hux, Phasma and Snoke are consulting in Snoke's throne room about how to proceed after resistance was squished. Snoke orders Kylo to kill Leia, and then search for Luke, which will be the last thing he needs to take care of to complete his training.
Finn and Rose are sent by Leia to a mission to Cantonica to meet with an informer who has data about Snoke. First Poe wants to go with Finn, but he has different task, so Rose volunteers, also she has taken liking to Finn.
Rey tells Luke that the whole island is calling her, so they try to 'wake the island up'. The ground starts shaking and Rey gets convulsions, rise in the air, emanate light and then collapse. At the same time Kylo arrives to the island, which we see through Rey's eyes. Then she loses consciousness.
Finn and Rose meet up with new character, DJ, in a casino of sorts, after being chased by the police for their illegal entry (pointless action scene). DJ takes Finn and Rose on board of his starship and they're on a way to Crait, where there are supposed to find their answers.
Back to Luke's island. No sight of Kylo. Luke and Rey have a fight over Kylo's arrival, Luke plays stupid and denies whole thing. Then, exposition, Luke learns that Rey comes from Jakku and he gets more scared than pissed, assumes Rey might be embodiement of the force born from the aforementioned 'cataclysm', a mirror reflection of Snoke.

Act 2 continued
Leia, Holdo and Poe arrive to Crait to meet up with Finn, Rose and DJ. But it's a trap, the first order was waiting for them already, battle ensues. Poe takes it as an opportunity, since Snoke's starship is also spotted on the orbit. Kylo feels Leia, but backs off and doesn't kill her. Moments later the starship with Leia is blown up any way and she's assumed dead at this point. Resistance loses, but DJ has a plan, disguises himself, Finn and Rose as members of first order and they play 'survivors', are taken on Snoke's starship by a transport. It's night, crystal foxes help them, because they shine in dark, the pilots of the first order transport stop by to check what's going on, assumed checking for survivors.

Act 3
Luke feels Leia's demise and orders Rey to immediately follow him to Crait. They fly over to Crait in Luke's old X-Wing.
Poe and some other pilots regroup on a space station called Valar or Vandu (didn't catch this one), team up with a rag tag group of old school rebels and decide to strike Snoke.
DJ is revealed to be the first order agent again, betrays Finn and Rose, they're imprisoned.
Luke and Rey arrive to Snoke's starship and are captured and led to meet up with Snoke. Snoke tells Rey that she's the missing part of him and tries to suck (?) the force out of her. Luke overcomes Snoke's force power with hardship, but when spell is broken he engages in a lightsaber fight with Snoke's guards.

Act 3 continued
Kylo frees Finn and Rose from the prison and then decides to do what he must, joins Luke in fight against Snoke. Rey is unconscious again at this point.
Poe attacks Snoke's star destroyer, chaos ensues, Finn and Rose fight against Phasma and stormtroopers.
Snoke is overpowered and eventually killed by Kylo, he explodes into a red mist. After that happens, Rey wakes up, levitates and shines with light, and then collapses again.
Heroes escape the star destroyer, Holdo orders Poe to blow it up which he does.
All heroes meet up on the Mon Cal starship, Kylo tells Luke about Leia, Luke is sad but silent, then says that she will never be fully gone and now she's one with the force. Then Luke points at unconscious Rey and says that she's the key to finally defeat the evil he's been fighting for all his life. Kylo looks at him in agreement.
The end.

nobody cares

What a lame lame plot.

Sounds like more bland shit. Can't wait for that 94% RT score.

How is this the ending. It makes no sense that Snoke would die in episode 8

How old are you? Is English your first language? Get back to your studies.

that's the twist

Honestly out of all the “leaks” this sounds like the best version. Dont know how the hell the sequel would have a conflict though.

yeah snoke isn't gonna die in this one. rey doesn't do shit in this either which makes no sense since all the promo materials have her with anakins lightsaber, so she's got to fight someone at some point. this also doesn't account for the scene where kylo holds his hand out to her from the trailer and a lot of other shit

Lmao why are people still trying with this fake shit.

>she's dangerous and if she tries to leave he will kil her.

No, Luke wouldn't say that and Disney-Luke will not say that. You didn't get very far.

>He shows her his X-Wing which is emerged under water and tells her to pull it out with the force, which she does, mirroring the scene from Empire Strikes Back.

And they also know better than to do this shit.

Come on, at least TRY.

was this larp, really worth the time you invested typing, faggot nigger?

Confirmed fake and gay.

If Snoke dies, there is no one to fight in the third movie.

genuinely believe all of this

Admittedly English is not my first language but that's all I can say about this, more could reveal who I am to Big Mouse.

He's gone and killed rather effortlessly. But there's still an elephant in the room, which is Rey.

Yes, I'm pretty sure many scenes from the trailers don't appear in the movie.

>No, Luke wouldn't say that and Disney-Luke will not say that. You didn't get very far.
He doesn't outright say it, I'm making some short cuts here and there, I don't have access to the exact script.

>And they also know better than to do this shit.
Well... They don't.

So kylo was a double agent for Luke, like snape?

Rey possessed by Snoke.

>promo materials

Remember RO trailers?

Fake because the trailer has Leia talking to Luke and here that doesn't even have a chance to happen

tldr fuck you

Fits with shit I know is true. But sounds like a really weak movie.

So she's not a knight of Ren who got her mind wiped. She's a philosopher's stone.

wait so Rey is the avatar?

you expect star wars to ever be a strong movie?

I know this movie will be dogshit but your convoluted script doesn't make any sense. It's like you watched all the trailers and tried to make a story out of it. Yes, that's exactly what you did.
The proof that you are bullshitting is that Luke's X-wing is old and completely rusty underwater, it will never fly again. Leia calling Chewie and him living the planet didn't make sense either.
The Disney bastards didn't want to show who is flying the falcon next to him to make people think it could be Luke. In fact Luke will never leave the planet or fight Snoke for a very simple reason. Yoda doesn't leave Dagobah and doesn't fight Vader.

This is so fucking shit it might as well be real

That's the point. This trilogy really just exsists for Disney to set the stage for all the expanded universe shit they are gonna pump out

Are Star Wars movies going to start doing the whole "after the credits" scenes? Kinda like what every marvel movie does.

this sounds extremely plausible other than snoke dying

I was like "This is so bland and boring that it might be true" until the bit where Snoke dies.

So if Snoke dies, who's the bad guy in ep 9?

Drumpf

Hopefully, Evil Rey.
Realistically, Luke.

But Jakku was a destert planet even before the bigh fight. This is so fucking fake you should kill yourself like Disney is doing with Luke.

fake. she wouldn't collapse this much. she has to save the day remember?

What evil incentive does Luke even have

It's like you brainlets learned nothing from the RO trailer

Probably dark side itself or some other stupid shit.

Seems like you guys have forgotten who we are dealing with. This is Disney, they will go with whatever makes them most money, using clishes and shock value is nothing new.

Remember that Knights of Ren were forgotten too. Consistency is too much to ask for from the mouse.

Rey is possessed by his force ghost.

>Luke is baffled about how easy this was for Rey
Mary Sue confirmed

I want to believe this shit so bad. I just dunno

I can just see the pottertards clumsily try to jump up and down for joy in their autism shoes from that.

Why so LARP?

This is better than it could have been, but is just so generic and obviously hashed together from the five minutes of footage you have seen

you can literally watch the guy who wrote this run out of steam as it goes along. starts as passable as any of these ever are, then slowly gets lazier and lazier.

>Kylo looks on in agreement


lmao stop, this is terrible.

Luke forgives Kylo for killing pops because all along he was mad Han was banging not only his sister but a sister he wanted to bang. He spent years on that island beating off to Leia in a bikini because a Jedi doesnt love and he had to separate himself. He was like a catholic priest on that island with the reptilian nuns and the porgs were all altar boys. He sunk that xwing because they were all trying to escape one night hell no not on his watch. First scene in the the new movie he takes reys virginity and he was like "untrained bitch couldnt make a jedi cum." Trains her (sexually) until she can do it right and then Luke is like okay lets leave I wanna show off my young girlfriend to my sister wife. They go to leave and oh shit the goddamn knights of pen show up. They beat lukes ass and gangbang rey. Kylo catches feelings and calls off his niggers and they leave. Luke wakes up and finds a cum drenched rey. He tells her to go take a bath in the fucking ocean so they can leave. They go back to the millenium falcon and just to appease all the furries chewbacca gives it to rey hard while luke jacks off with the bird on auto pilot. End of motherfucking act I

This is a brave direction for disney to go

luke was just neeting
as he grew older he realized normie wars aren't worth it, he reached the red pill and realized neet life is best life

where did you get this op? this story is terrible I can't believe it's authenticity.

Opening crawl is up. First two minutes.

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Is this real????!

Long since confirmed. This is nothing new.

It's Ach-To not Ach'to pretty sure they wouldn't have made that mistake. Its been confirmed fake a while ago

No its fake

>REY IS THE KEY TO ALL THIS

>that related video with Daisy in a bikini

Hnnng

That's the opening to TFA, the same exact shot

Is that photo really of her? Damn

>Rey was the villain all along

Totally didn’t see that coming

>Rey is the super duper chosen one
>Disney fags will defend this
disgusting

Sleeping pills

>Its got some heavy influences from KOTOR 2
Considering how they've been cherry picking good bits from the EU to include in their new stuff. It's believable

>And they also know better than to do this shit.
Are you fucking kidding? Do you also think they'd never make a beat for beat remake of Star Wars except shit and with a girl and a nigger? Because they did.

user, I've got bad news about Disney, they are run by satanic jews that only think about profit at all costs, they would be incapable of creating anything actually good if their existence depended on it.

>a force cataclysm which also turned the planet into a desert
Fake and gay. Battlefront II's campaign shows us Jakku was already a desert planet during the battle there.

no

>Sounds like more bland shit. Can't wait for that 94% RT score.
This...

It doesn't matter. Rian Johnson's Trilogy is all they care about now, that's why they dragged JJ back for Episode 9. So he can do whatever the fuck he wants to close this trilogy and then they focus all efforts on a clean slate and fuck up all over again, knowing the general audience will eat it up even if 8 and 9 fail because "AT LEAST IT'S NOT JJ'S TRILOGY".

Wait I thought you just said that Kylo arrived on the island. How is he then on his ship again and backing off of killing Leia?

The unfortunate expectation...