Plot twist: he was human, but jack's gone crazy and sees every opponent as a robot to make it easy to kill them

plot twist: he was human, but jack's gone crazy and sees every opponent as a robot to make it easy to kill them

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Already shat on by people who saw the premiere of the three episodes in LA.

And by LaMarr hinting he'll be back.

Oh, wow, I haven't heard that one before, you might be onto something

>And by LaMarr hinting he'll be back.
You better not be yanking my chain man

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PLOT TWIST: JACK WENT TO THE PAST BUT IS IN A COMA, EVERYTHING IS JUST A DREAM

MORE LIKE JACK NEVER WENT TO THE FUTURE AND WAS IN THE PAST COMA THE WHOLE TIME SO NOW HE'S TECHNICALLY IN THE FUTURE BUT NOT REALLY THOUGH

but what if JACK WAS THE ROBOT ALL ALONG?

Every theory like that is made by GRIMDARKDEEPfags with no imagination.

A twist worthy of M. Night Shamalamalong.

MORE LIKE JACK GOT FOOD POISONING WHEN HE ATE SOME BAD SUSHI AND THEN PASSED OUT ON THE TOILET AND SHIT HIMSELF AND THIS IS ALL A DIARRHEA FEVER DREAM

>those tiny hands
Some people drew porn for too long and did life drawings NEVER.

JACK IS ACTUALLY IN AN ASYLUM, EVERYTHING IS JUST HIS IMAGINATION, AKU IS HIS RAPIST ALSO

The series is the fevered dream of Robin William's character in the movie Jack. That is why he is ageless.

Op is dumb and has no music in his soul

IT WAS PURGATORY THE WHOLE TIME

plot twist: the daughters of Aku are actually Jack's biological daughters, humans and loved ones/friends/family are his weakness so once he discovers that he's fighting off/killing off his own children, he'll lose his shit.

WHAT IF THIS IS JUST ONE OF AKU'S STORIES

THE SEVEN DAUGHTERS REPRESENT THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS

Why is it more okay to kill sentient robots anyway?

Which one will Ashi represent I wonder? My guesses are wrath, pride or envy.

their only programmed to act sentient

Then we sadly already know how this series ends.

With a belt.

SECOND PLOT TWIST
THEY ALL REPRESENT LUST

Because the censors are anti-robot bigots.

Why did he bother helping robots in several episodes then?

plot twist: hes a robot, but jack is double crazy and saw him as a human so he convinced himself he was a robot

plot twist: Jack's a robot. The real Jack died 50 years ago. Aku was lonely and made a clone/robot to torture for fun.

plot twist: jack was the pizza

plot twist: Extra Thick is code for tugging

Hell Aku could have mass-produced Jacks and assasins of different types to fight for his amusement, with the real jack locked in a time dungeon somewhere.

Thats why he was out of contact with his waifus and didnt recognize his "favorite assasins" distinctive voice, because he has an entire sattilite tv's worth of channels of robo-jacks getting fucked up 24/7.

Robot|Jack was too powerful and defeated Aku. He had no way to get home and without an enemy he became depressed and made a robot Aku.

I would pay real money for this Phantom Dust level bullshit ending.

the ONLY way this could possibly work if it goes a little something like this
>Jack is closing in on Aku's castle
>hears scatting
>"I told you babe, I'm the favorite and there ain't no way you're through, not with my new body"
>Jack slowly walks up to him
>"come on babe, let's dance"
>white flash
>Jack is walking away
>Scatman slowly falls splits down the middle and explodes