Yeah, I'm thinking he's back

Yeah, I'm thinking he's back

The fuck am i looking at faggot?

>well done
Is this all it takes to be an auteur these days?

I think that's infamous cuckold Riley Stearns posting the back of his ex-wife's head on instagram.

A kid from Scotland, up to no good
He knew one day he'd be the king of Hollywood
With a group of sexy girls, his confidence was brimmin’
Not here to take parts he was here to take women

From the start Noah Hawley by his side
Whoever thought they'd be known worldwide
After a ten episode deal and a contract to sign
Leaving his old Wife and his boring family behind

After 2 eps Niki Swango got into the furl
Ewan said that he was gonna fuck Riley’s girl
It only took one season to show his past wasn’t luck
As he connected with the MEW, and made Riley a cuck

There's only one Ewan McGregor, and there's no better Stussy
And he's going to knock up Riley’s hussy
So Stearns watch out ‘cause the big Scot’s cummin’
You can post all you want, but you'll do nothin

The third season was next in store
To do what no other actor had ever done before
Became the first double character in history
And took the chance to apologise to absolutely nobody

Came from working as a Jedi Knight
To getting twenty minute blowjobs from Riley’s wife
And now his money, his cars and your girls he flaunts
‘Cause Obi Wan does what the fuck he wants

Riley, you’re weak and you’re small
And the truth is that you'll do feck all
‘Cause acting beats writing and swagger beats fright
"Why’ve you got a sword Riley, you can't even fight"

There's only one Ewan McGregor, and there's no better Stussy
And he's going to knock up Riley’s hussy
So Stearns watch out ‘cause the big Scot’s cummin’
You can post all you want, buy you'll do nothing

>living in Ojai

lol too poor for Oxnard, faggot?

Implying he's giving it to her in that pic?

He must be drunk right now to even conceive of posting that.

I have to ask, howd this all start out?
I know MEWs ex is a huge cuck with obvious emotional issues and he's obsessed with her, but I didn't know it was this fresh

That's Imogen Poots

>uploads a pic of him banging a chick from behind

punished riley doesn't give a fuck anymore

She's wearing her clothes though

Who /GETTHATSCOTTISHCOCKSUCKER/ here?

Ojai is trendy as fuck. Cheaper places to live in Santa Paula and Oxnard.

t. Oxnardian

He's into CFNM

JUST

you can only see her top half for a reason

pan down and you'll see his dick (he's got a huge hog for sure)

>leave Mew to me

I just checked his Instagram and this isn't on there

lol he obviously let her win

No man can lose from a chick like that if they tried

I am no man.

Sup Riley

Kinda hot.
Would be even hotter if he won

lol

This. Technique can only go so far. A female simply lacks the strength to choke out a grown male

Fucking hell, do they have tits and a micropenis?

manlets jfc

>That dude hiding his boner.

Do you think they gangfucked her afterwards?

KURWA

They have gyno for sure.

nigga its fake he let her win

I almost feel sorry for them.
They probably need injections just to grow pubes on their face

What do these guys eat??

Is it bad that I feel that I'm automatically above anyone that's shorter than me? I'm even more confident than the shredded 5'4 guys at my gym.

I know the feeling, I'm 6'2 myself and I feel like I tower over everyone but I'm just an average height.
It kinda sucks though, you have to put a bit more effort into exercise as a tall guy than a 5'4 midget.

6'1 here, can confirm.
I look the same at 150lbs as I do at 180lbs.
why even lift?

6'4
I think I'd swap the height to like 5'9 if it meant I'd look shredded already.

face>height>body

no. having to look up at other men is humiliating. trust me its not worth it.

wypierdalaj cweu jebany

haha probably soy XD

>Tfw 6'2"
>Skinny and gaining weight is near impossible with all the exercise I get during work and my super high metabolism
Sometimes I wish I was shorter so I'd fill out a bit

quads of truth
t. 5'6

At least for tall guys, when they DO get fit they are gonna look like demigods.
Meanwhile for average or short guys even when shredded their overall attractiveness remains meh and depends more on facial aesthetics

You can clearly see he's trying not to hurt her when he has her lifted off the ground. He knows if he actually fucked her up then 3 dudes there would jump him for it. He's in a no win situation here

"super high metabolism"

You're skinny because you eat the same portions as a manlet when you need the twice the amount of calories as him. I had a manlet friend who was buff and gave me a hard time for being lanky, so I started eating the same food as him but in larger portions.

Calories bruh.

>le high metabolism meme
eat more pussy

mmm if only

put more food in your stomach faggot

Literally me

It doesnt take that much strength to choke someone out

>the way she sexually assaults him after she "wins"
whoa. Not cool.

dude is obviously holding back like hes fighting a child

Is that mary Elizabeth winstead he fucking?

Not anymore.
She's off fucking and Goosestepping with Obi Wan kenobi

Is mew preggers?

These guys are all pretty effeminate so the results aren't surprising but it's stupid to say all liberal men are. Would you call Alec Baldwin effeminate? Chris Hemsworth? I used to be conservative in most regards now I'm a liberal and it's just your understanding of the world that changes, it doesn't make you act different or speak differently etc, just means you're more considerate (and intelligent)

Long story short, she was likely fucking Ewan on the set of Fargo

It's weird, man. You want to tell yourself that height doesn't really matter in this day and age, yet it's weirdly still super valuable according to our ape brains.
I'm 6', maybe 6'1", and I'm taller than most guys I ever see. And I know for a fact they hate me for it and there's nothing I can really do. I have friends who are 5'8" and they drone on and on about height, clearly uncomfortable with theirs, and recently met up with guys from high school I hadn't seen in years and one told me (drunk) that he "hated me" for being taller than him. You don't feel tall, you're just you, until you're standing there looking down at at people the entire night except for maybe 1 or 2 guys out of dozens.

I like my height because I'm taller than most and don't get upset at guys taller than me because I know that's just the luck of the draw. I'm tall enough to be "tall", but also don't need to hear about it all the time like my 6'6" friends who complain that everyone nags them. I even asked a guy at a bar how tall he was and apologized for asking because I was sure he heard it all the time, he was 6'10".

Height matters on both sides I guess, I prefer short girls and taller girls make me uncomfortable for no sensible reason. Emasculating I guess? Weird stuff man.

"He's back"? More like he's watching someone's back.

Why is it humiliating? I think you spend too much time thinking about other men.