What if Luke and Leia fugged before they found out they were related, and Leia was carrying Luke's unborn son on Endor when they found out about being siblings?
Ashamed and disgusted, Leia wanted to abort the baby, but since they were in the remote Ewok village on Endor with no medical tech at their disposal, she was forced undergo a primitive abortion procedure and it didn't take.
A barely human-inbred fetus was pulled from her womb, screeching so high pitched that it caused some of the Ewoks to turn on eachother. It was slapped against the side of a tree until the screaming fell silent. And there it was left laying, thought to be dead but reveling in its dark unnatural power. What if that failed abortion was Snoke?
>screeching so high pitched that it caused some of the Ewoks to turn on eachother
Levi Morris
jesus christ
Leo Rodriguez
kek
Austin Mitchell
Great, now that someones worked it out we have to change it. Thanks asshole.
Connor Torres
>5 replies >3 posters some of these posts were made by op himself star wars fags are retarded
Asher Lee
I remember that thread and you got BTFO
Josiah Rodriguez
no i literally didnt LOL the thread died after it was established that sentient lightsabers would be retarded as fuck we made fun of that guy and the conversation died youre probably the same retarded faggot who said that sentient sword shit in the first place considering this is also a thread about a retarded idea
Charles Adams
What if that failed abortion was Adam Driver?* There, fixed it for you.
Joseph Ortiz
literally the opposite of how it happened kek retarded fag
Carson Diaz
dude i can look it up in the archive hold up like the retard was getting so blown the fuck out he went full autist im now pretty sure im talking to the same delusional faggot
Carter Long
Well I'm poster number 3.
Here is my post:
Dylan Rogers
>he's still so butthurt he's going to look it up in the archive jesus kid
>u m-mad! h-ha hah dont be concerned with how i might feel you just keep thinking up more really bad head canon for a silly fantasy franchise
Gabriel Lopez
that thread was great.
Chase Gomez
Haven't even got to the sentient lightsaber part and that thread was already dripping with retarded autism.
Hudson Campbell
>autist: I was implying his saber has actually developed a sentience >user: Bloody hell, disney wars was a mistake. >autist: Fuck off. Self aware swords are fucking badass kek with that image too damn i wish i was there for that thread
Noah Parker
SEEETHING
Jordan Cook
This is considered hot now. In the 70s her body was average. Why is it so hard for modern women not to be fat?
Adam Jones
I'd put an inbred baby in her
Anthony Price
Snook is Jigsaw
Evan Adams
She wasn't average by 70's standards by the simple fact that she wasn't a fucking pube sasquatch