What if Luke and Leia fugged before they found out they were related...

What if Luke and Leia fugged before they found out they were related, and Leia was carrying Luke's unborn son on Endor when they found out about being siblings?

Ashamed and disgusted, Leia wanted to abort the baby, but since they were in the remote Ewok village on Endor with no medical tech at their disposal, she was forced undergo a primitive abortion procedure and it didn't take.

A barely human-inbred fetus was pulled from her womb, screeching so high pitched that it caused some of the Ewoks to turn on eachother. It was slapped against the side of a tree until the screaming fell silent. And there it was left laying, thought to be dead but reveling in its dark unnatural power. What if that failed abortion was Snoke?

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Star Wars is a pro incest series so no

>screeching so high pitched that it caused some of the Ewoks to turn on eachother

jesus christ

kek

Great, now that someones worked it out we have to change it. Thanks asshole.

>5 replies
>3 posters
some of these posts were made by op himself
star wars fags are retarded

I remember that thread and you got BTFO

no i literally didnt LOL
the thread died after it was established that sentient lightsabers would be retarded as fuck
we made fun of that guy and the conversation died
youre probably the same retarded faggot who said that sentient sword shit in the first place considering this is also a thread about a retarded idea

What if that failed abortion was Adam Driver?*
There, fixed it for you.

literally the opposite of how it happened kek retarded fag

dude i can look it up in the archive hold up
like the retard was getting so blown the fuck out he went full autist
im now pretty sure im talking to the same delusional faggot

Well I'm poster number 3.

Here is my post:

>he's still so butthurt he's going to look it up in the archive
jesus kid

i like your webm

heres the entire thread where everyone started calling the lightsaber guy(You) retarded
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/90396092/#90399789
it literally took my less than a minute to look up

lololol you're such a butthurt titbag

>it's not luke
>snotluke
>snoke

>u m-mad! h-ha hah
dont be concerned with how i might feel
you just keep thinking up more really bad head canon for a silly fantasy franchise

that thread was great.

Haven't even got to the sentient lightsaber part and that thread was already dripping with retarded autism.

>autist: I was implying his saber has actually developed a sentience
>user: Bloody hell, disney wars was a mistake.
>autist: Fuck off. Self aware swords are fucking badass
kek with that image too damn i wish i was there for that thread

SEEETHING

This is considered hot now. In the 70s her body was average. Why is it so hard for modern women not to be fat?

I'd put an inbred baby in her

Snook is Jigsaw

She wasn't average by 70's standards by the simple fact that she wasn't a fucking pube sasquatch

>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/90396092/#90399789
Kek where was I for this shit

>porg fucker soyboy
kek that thread is 10x better than the one we are in right now

so says you

I'll buy it.

there are plenty of hotter young girls running around but ( ( hollywood ) ) props certain people up attention wise.

fucking hell OP i am crying

ya know I told myself he looked like an aborted fetus when I saw TFA