This was peak Black Widow

This was peak Black Widow.

Literally prove me wrong.

Widow was always bad and thus had no "peak."

Can MCU just add Yelena Belova already?! They set up The Red Room. Just like in 616 let it still be going on till current times in the MCU.
Then have the Black Widow solo film be a quasi-Face/Off film

No, you're dead on the money.

This. She clearly has a side part.

It was her best look but I prefer another for other reasons.

>buttfucked in the pussy
Wtf? Are millennial even literate?

>He doesn't know

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I don't know this particular gif was the only time I really got the ScarJo hype.

I think the phenomenon of fetishising uninterested girls is fascinating. You see all these doujins with girls reading books or playing vidya while geting fucked, and there's even some mainstream porn with similar themes.

My hypothesis is that "lonely nerds"(betas/neets/Sup Forums users/geeks) have internalized potential rejection (from women they find attractive) and thus, because female disinterest is so closely linked with sex in their minds they begin to see it in a sexual light. The idea of a woman reciprocating their sexual interest is so foreign that they can't suspend disbelief enough to fantasies about having ordinary, enthusiastic sex with any woman. It's more realistic to imagine disinterested sex, and therefore more tangible and exciting.

Perhaps constant exposure to "perfect women" via mass media contributes to this - sexual standards are set so impossibly high that some men decide to sidestep the whole concept of pursuing their desired partner.

There's also elements of non-consent/reluctance here, as well as notable similarities to the remarkably common (among Sup Forums users in particular) "time-stop" fetish: the adolescent fantasy of stopping time and having sex with completely unaware girls. In the mind of such a man, this bizarre scenario is still more plausible than a girl willingly having sex with them.

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Depends on what you mean.

The worst Widow all around is Weedow in Avengers.

The worst looking Widow was in Winter Soldier, ironically, it was the best Widow character-wise.

The best looking Widow is definitely in Cap 3 but only as far as ScarJo herself can look good, which is not much

Best Hair.

I think people wade deep enough into the fetish pool to hit disinterested or time stop tend to have a fairly wide variety of interests regarding pornography. So maybe it's less about overarching social narratives and more about new and interesting sexual fantasies > things they haven't beat it to before but are similar enough to not be off-putting.

As far as explaining

>being this new

Is this pasta?

>Grandma-looking ScarJo being the most attractive

Kek

Google says no.

>This was peak Black Widow.
So only super shit instead of iredeemable?

kek, thank you sir. This is always worth the ban

You Welcome user.

>The worst looking Widow was in Winter Soldier, ironically, it was the best Widow character-wise.

Screw you, she didn't look that bad.

>He doesn't like the well-kept GMILF look
For shame.

I don't like ScarJo period.

>before her voice sounded like Filthy Frank
>before shitty varying hairstyles

You're not wrong user

Yeah, pretty much.

Also
>they
>them

You some kinda normie or something?

Wrong. This is the peak Black Widow. Not only is she better looking and a better actress, they actualy explored her background and the way Black Widow training fucks up your mind.

comic version is hottest and best

Can see the jewish features.

Any chick by Land is hottest and best.

t. Land

Where's that Francis of the Filth?

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Black Widow has many of the best lewd fanfics, though.

Scarjo Widow is best sisteru

>everyone, male and female, staring at her arse
is this BW's superpower?

Fug

Why does she always have that stupid look on her face?

Theres only 2 with the Hulk. So I disagree

BRAAAAAP

WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with those teeth !!!???

Nice.

>she

There's your answer.

ScarJo is a bad actress and I will never understand how she keeps getting work. She acts the same in everything she's in, she barely emotes, her voice is grating and emotes even less than her face does. She's not even hot. Only reason people like her is because of her body.
I have no idea why anybody thought it would be a good idea to cast her as a superhero, of all things.

it's not

*muda*

true dat op

She has only ever been good in Cap2 and Iron man 2. Where she actually does something spy-ish.

Black Widow is pretty bad most of the time, but she can still be bearable when they're not making her fight. That badass ScarJo meme is fucking awful, trying to sell an actress who can barely lift her legs above her hips as an action heroine is laughable.
GitS movie is going to be hot garbage.

>26 year old Scarlett Johansson is better than 32 year old Scarlett Johamsson

No. Shit.

Remember how good she looked in Lost in Translation?

Are there any women who looked better at thirty than they did at 18? Asians don't count.

no, it's ScarJo's

I really love Phil Noto's art

Same here.

She can be good, but seems to be falling under the Alba direction of 'cry pretty'. I'm ok with her being Black Widow, as I don't care about the character and she is more a spy and uses her sex appeal to do it. What I am not ok with is her being in GoTS. She doesn't carry near enough presence to be the Major.

i think its pathetic

Agreed

>tfw prime Chanel Preston in the parody
I can't tell you how many times I nutted to that

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I keked

Because she can't act for shit.

Same.

I'm still waiting on that Black Widow movie

what would be a good concept for a Black Widow movie

I'm thinking classic Bond-esque spy movie could work quite well. An over-the-top villain, a secret lair to be inflitrated, some hot guys to be banged. If it wasn't taken too seriously it could be entertaining

They should cast a black Black Widow II

>Can MCU just add Yelena Belova already?! They set up The Red Room. Just like in 616 let it still be going on till current times in the MCU.
>Then have the Black Widow solo film be a quasi-Face/Off film
Black Widow needed replacement soon anyway. Sad as it might be, there is a time limit for Femme fatale roles. Maybe give her a solo film as a sendoff. But basically Marvel is starting to hire younger actors and actresses to plan for a future.

>that short haired woman checking out scarjos ass

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK!

Good