Movie theatre has a kids playpen

>Movie theatre has a kids playpen

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/KhailAnonymous/status/934582379263311872
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

because kids don't have enough attention deficit problems already. lets just train them to think a 1 minute youtube video is "too much concentration."

let me guess, threads gonna get 200+ posts

can i play in there with the kids?

>"Tell me... do you bleed?"
>"Wheeeeeee!"
>*the sound of a thousand plastic balls rumbling together*
>"You will... you will..."
>"It's MY TURN to go down the SLIIIIIIDE!"
>*autistic screeching*

stop calling cinemas movie theaters and films movies ameridumbs

>h-hey kids, you guys wants some candy?

Of course they do. You need something for the kids to do while you're down in the popcorn mines

What moron thought this was a good idea?

Wouldn't it be a bit loud?

twitter.com/KhailAnonymous/status/934582379263311872

this is an extremely cringeworthy twitter you have there, OP

I bet this is in America.

Yepp, i'm a blue checkmark faggot posting on Sup Forums. You're retarded.

>letting your child climb on random scaffolding several feet above the ground

Capitalism has gone too far.

if they get killed you sue the theater and make millions.

it's a win win.

>Movie Theater
>Plays a Film
>Walk into a Cinema
>It plays a Flick
>Visiting a movie Parlor
>Only has two (2) Kinescopes

>we want the pedophile audience

>cuck spells theater "re"

Take the seed outside. Leave it in the streets.

>run it over after the show

...

there was once a story of a mother who went crawling through those things swabbing it with q-tips. She was hoping to find fecal matter so she could sue McDonalds.

>Mfw someone spilled crableg butter in the ball pit.

>We want the MCU audience

>falcon in front of you looks beta af
>throw popcorn at him, barely even budges because beta
haha was lolz

>raising pussies

if you're a single male and you buy one ticket to the kids theater i think you immediately get put on the sex offender registry

Modern parents are just lazy shits. That’s all there is to it.

>His theater doesn't have manlet tubes

>mfw when feeding the children like animals by pushing popcorn through the playpen cage

That's just the tiger cage. They put the tiger in the bathroom in the intermission to make sure people wipe their hands.

>mfw the toilet tiger snatches up a lazy falcon and rips its head off, falcon blood all over the owner's face
quality bathroom tiger, that was

But there's no space for the falcon cages, that's a disaster waiting to happen

Where's the slave pit?

...

imagine the constant screaming and crying while watching a movie

A tiger has to earn his stripes somehow

Why? There's no scheduled shooting?

Even if you flunk the benis inspection?

What kind of shitty kinocentre do you have where there aren't at least 2 guaranteed shooting per kino?

>kids are so hopped up on drugs, fast food, and addicted to ipads that theaters need to appease them by adding play places and other zanny distractions from the movie

holy shit, this next generation is fucked. None of these faggots are going to be able to graduate highschool so well just lower the standards

It's a Vue Cinema. Need I say more?

Alright who's gonna add it to the Sup Forums SIMULATED THEATER EXPERIENCE (TM) image

cheeky lad

That guy used to host Machinima on Youtube. Pretty sure he's not posting here, you mongoloid

>hide in the slide when the shooter starts his work

good move

>Bring kid to kinoplex
>Hope some of the falcons take him out, wanna collect that insurance money, and the shooters have a no kids policy
>Kid plays on the slide while the falcon fucks around with the ball pit
God what an awful idea.

>Hi, I'm detective G. G stands for Retard

The shooters have started gassing the slides at my local kinoplex. The best hiding spot is really thirty feet deep in the ball pit, AND there's leftover crab legs down there so you don't get hungry during the shooting.

Not a good idea friend

That isn't a kids player area, its a maximum security manlet holding zone.
I for one welcome this initiative.

>hiding in the slide on my last visit to the kinoplex
>trying desperately to not to make a noise
>start to slip due to my intense phobia of black cylinders causing my hands to sweat
>shooting finally stops
>figure he's going to the vending machine for more 7.62
>give it an extra minute or two before I come out
>suddenly footsteps on the playpen
>oh no oh no oh no
>footsteps get louder
>oh my god oh my god oh my god
>silence
>then I feel it being poured down the slide
>jesus christ he picked up a visiting American's butter pail and is pouring it down the slide
>his high pitched cackling is echoing off the inside of the slide as I slide into the now shit-filled ball pit
>he shoots me in the knees so I can't get out of the pit
>my falcon takes pictures and posts them on the KiNet

This would never work in my local KinoKomplex. The singles cage is at the back and all the creeps would have a birds eye view of the children.

Where's James Holmes when you need him?

>it's a children get covered in bird shit because the normie parents thought the falcon cage was a play area episode

>parents bring their children to the cinema

I really don't find this appropriate at all

fuck I'm dying here

I can't imagine a greater hell

Yeah they had to remove these from my local Kinohole because the manlets kept hiding in them to escape their handlers.

He reacts to it pretty bravely until that last part.

Nailed it. Modern society f-ing sucks.

Talentless hack. Don't post here ever again.

>Modern society f-ing sucks.

Wow. Tell me more.

fuck, that's literally the criterion bow tie down the block from me.

new haven is a trash heap. i'm so glad i'm in this ivory tower.
weird.

I think he thought it was fake until he saw it drinking from the faucet.

Children really are the niggers of age.

do Americans deserve to be wiped from Earth?
I say yes.

Robert what the fuck is this shit

How clean were the kinowhores?

10 crab legs says this is from america

What does gets filtered to falcon now?

Maybe white genocide isn't such a bad idea.

Before or after?

This is a thing in México. I was denied entrance to the Ratchet & Clank flick cause I wasn't accompanied with a kid ;_;

>not encouraging your child to jump off of high things with their youthful strong and easily healed bodies

No,teenagers are the niggers of age.

nah i think he just realised how close his head was to the tigers, they love biting necks