Haven't had sex in four months

>Haven't had sex in four months
>I should get a medal for that!

I know it's just a tv show, but that's a bit unrealistic don't you think?

>tfw 4 years

I like that shirt.

The average adult goes 3 months at most without sex, I don't blame him

I've never had sex seems kind of gross honestly I don't even jack off feels too weird mane

But was he on a break?

>tfw 5 going on 6
>mfw

I want off this ride.

Eh, I'm almost at 1 year and a half, it's like I have my virginity back

4 years this year too. Genuinely worse than being a permavirgin.

this. I just want someone to cuddle with while watching christmas movies ;_;

Friends is the most normie show of all time, prove me wrong

NY if full of degeneracy.

>It's been four months without sex and I haven't gone to a prostitute, I should get a medal for that

Try never

7 YEARS MOTHERFUCKER!

32 years here

>remember being awkward teen watching this show in the mid 00s
>"haha, even the nerds get laid every 4 months in adulthood! everything's gonna be alright afterall"

Broke my 1 month dryspell last night. Feels good.

been 6 days.
going insane desu.

>tfw society got so much worse since Friends

I would rather stay a KHV then only have sex once every four months.

...

>90’s so people fucked more, look it up
>city so access to cool bars
>super safe period in NYC’s history and no rape culture fears yet
>no internet or texting so women had to pay attention to you and couldn’t lie as easily
>plastic surgery is just taking off really and condoms and birth control exist but there’s no makeup tutorials
literally the perfect time to get puss

How? Why? I went a year once on purpose because I was disenfranchised with dating but I just don't understand. Open up tinder and just take out a 7/10 to a dive bar and make it happen.

>take out a 7/10
I'm a solid 4, that's why.

>on Tinder for 3 months now
>only matched wih bots/ads

Lost my viriginity at 15. Feels good man

It wasn't really that, it was more that rachel wanted to do it and he said no.

When this year did you lose it?

Watch Crazy / Stupid / Love makeover scenes. Get yourself a new wardrobe / glasses / haircut. Work out routinely.

Brb, going on a run

That Sounds kind of immoral

Literally have not fugged for 4, nearly 5 years. Feels horrible 2bfh.

I got a job and am tired 24/7, was much easier as a NEET

those of us that can't get laid are mostly antisocial, so tinder isn't going to work either.

Almost 2 years left, i ain't giving up my wizard powers now that i'm so close desu.