We're gonna need a bigger vessel

>We're gonna need a bigger vessel
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YOU CAN'T COPE WITH THE TRUTH

>Forget it Jake, it's Big Trouble in Little China

I'm available!

Frankly my dear, I don't care for steamed ham.

Who's ready for some mouth watering steamed hams?

Sneed hams

>Ave Maria, baby!
The Terminator II

I'll try rotating, that's an amazing illusion

Are you feeling lucky, hooligan?

Luke, i was the one who fertilized your mother.

He always had something funny to say, but not that time...

The spoon is a lie.

The entirety of those happenings misplaced like eye lubricants amid heavy precipitation

You're a sorcerer, Potter

You're a large man

THIS IS MARTHA!

You're a wise lad, Harry.

You too

Well you got you and your men captured, whats the next part of this big plan!?

Maximus: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

Don't get angry about it man.

Making this plane crash, with nobody surviving!

>I spent whatever it took.

I'll have a beer.

Yes! You are my wife's son!

My fucking sides.

Comparative to you

kek

You had my attention but now you have my interest.

"The story of the three brothers is true, Harry Potter. And the deathly hallows part, too."

wrong movie retard

WENCHES DEPART

My apologies, Dave, but I regret to inform you that I cannot execute that task.

I will return later.

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

>And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything! Fuck em in the pussy, you can do anything.

>Multiple Pass

I chaffeur

Je fahre

LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!!!

Your mama's so fat she's got her own postal code.

Pottery
Based zaddy

Well done
*thumb down*
What now, fgt?

MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TREMBLING AT THE ZOO