Dan "Let me touch your fanny and you get a piece of candy" Schneider

Dan "Let me touch your fanny and you get a piece of candy" Schneider

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/DanWarp/status/310598904456552448
hungry-girl.com/who-is-hungry-girl
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Dan "Pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children. Although girls typically begin the process of puberty at age 10 or 11, and boys at age 11 or 12, criteria for pedophilia extend the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13. A person who is diagnosed with pedophilia must be at least 16 years old, and at least five years older than the prepubescent child, for the attraction to be diagnosed as pedophilia." Schneider

/ourdan/

tl;dr

>ywn get as much cunny as a thumb wearing a wig

Dan "A bunch of actual pedophiles on Sup Forums project their fantasies on to him because they can't understand having a platonic, fatherly relationship with the girls he works with" Schneider

its just a funny joke cuz he looks kind of like a dude who would. He probably isn't though

>naive

stop projecting.

Dan "Somehow The Only Non Pedophile In Hollywood" Schneider

Dan "your career won't be 'iffy' if you suck my stiffy" Schneider

Dan "your career will be truckin' once we get down to fuckin" Schneider

Dan "your mommy won't mind if I pork your behind" Schneider

Dan "your roles be superior? Only if I stuff your posterior" Schneider

Dan "your career will last long if you sit on my schlong" Schneider

don't call me that

"He probably isn't though"

Sure user

no way that cant be real lol

twitter.com/DanWarp/status/310598904456552448

>a man saying he'll rub his wife's feet
BAN THIS SICK FILTH

hungry-girl.com/who-is-hungry-girl

Would seem creepier if it was an actual girl instead of a grown up woman.

yeah they're married, he's probably a pretty good husband.

hmm

>The chicken was poultry-licious.

They can't keep getting away with it!

Nick gave me my foot fetish or at least cemented it. Dan is based

Honestly I dont think Dan Schneider did anything bad. He clearly just likes kids and gets their humor. I think we should cut out all the memes. We could ruin this mans life. And think about it, even if he did any of these things, I think I would be smart enough to cover his tracks well enough.

...

Dan probably runs the entire Hollywood pedo empire, but doesnt indulge in the wares himself except for a little toe nibble now and again of course... he probably has dirt on every mayor player in the game and is untouchable.

DAD vs NAN

Who wins?

NAN easily
>looks like a skinny weinstein
>TWO footslaves
>entire art collection of peppers
>third eye is opened

Was there ever any doubt

'orite dan

henry danger is a good show