Do Americans really do this?

Do Americans really do this?

Not since the 90's.

talk to each other in their living rooms?

eat chips?

talk on the phone?

what specifically do you mean

wear shoes in doors?

That's why sitcoms nowadays shoot from the knees up

wear shoes inside?
put their feet on the table?

No the shoes are usually stored in the fridge

Not starve to death? Yeah

create goat television? No that ended awhile ago.

The 90s were a different time, user. Back then you could go postal, put an acquaintance's head on a pike, and no one would bat an eye.

I will answer any and all shoe inside American related questions.

Yes, we do. Most of us, anyway. Typically I wear my shoes everywhere except when I need to put my feet up on my bed, or when I go to the shower. They stay on inside if i've just come from outside until they need to be off. After they are off, they remain off unless I need to go outside again. Usually I go sockless after that, assuming my feet arn't sweaty, if they are I throw on fresh socks.

Yes I keep them on when standing to pee or sitting to poop.

Anything else you want to know?

What would you prefer? Everytime a character comes in they have to waste a minute of showing them taking off their shoes?
Everytime Kramer barges in he has to stop and take his shoes off?

Wear sweatpants in public? Only if you've given up on life.

violently kick them off and have them break a new piece of furniture every episode

series finale ends with a shoe striking a nuclear launch panel

European here, have you ever accidentally pooped on your own shoes?

Not past toddlerhood. Once you can aim well it doesn't seem to be a problem.

Now it IS bad manners to come into your house without brushing your shoes on the welcome mat and giving them a gum check. If the situation arises where you get something on them from outside, than leaving them on the front porch to go inside is normal.

How many shoes do you own?

Absolutely!!! I even heard the rumor that they can flip through pornographic magazine while waiting in line of Mac D so that they can get the famous happy meal (*¯艸¯)

Get circumcisions?

Yes.

I usually shoot my shoes before I wear them indoors.

>yuropoors can't afford separate pairs of indoor and outdoor shoes

5 pairs, my work shoes, my normal hang around with friends shoes, my boots for /out/ and dress shoes for formal wear.

We do, but no one in America does that, I read a poll and it says 0% of americans have indoor shoes so I'm educated in the field. They have scruffy outdoor shoes on.

It was a different time

I have two pairs of excellent house slippers. Sometimes I do wear my scruffy outdoor shoes, though. So there.

Do Japanese people really have special slippers for work?

I live in SoCal so my shoes never get dirty, there's no reason to take your shoes off immediately.

Do you wear shoes when doing cunnilingus?

>not going barefoot inside your own house

lol my Grandparents wore shoes indoors but myself and most people I know do not. It's one thing if you go over to someone's house to visit, then you might keep them on. When I'm home I'm straight bare foot though, can't stand having socks or shoes on when just lounging about.

>there's no dirt or debris that could stick to your shoes in Southern California
so it's not a meme that Californians are retards. Or is this an elaborate bait?

LOL

do you walk in the gutter? there IS no dirt or debris to stick to my shoes

It is ungentlemanly to do anything barefoot

okay bud. Enjoy your clean floors

You gotta draw the line at putting your feet on the table when you have shoes on. That's just too much. Wearing shoes inside when you have wood floors is that not that big a deal. Carpet is different.

There can be a happy medium between wearing your dirty shoes indoors like stupid Americans and having to commit sepukku like the Japs if you even think about wearing shoes indoors. When I was in Japan in a fancy spa/hotel, some chick lost her shit on me when I getting ready for a massage and I almost accidentally put my SLIPPERS (not my shoes, because you were shamed into not wearing shoes anywhere in the hotel, so you wore house slippers) in a basket that was meant only for whatever other stuff you had carried with you. Honestly, it's like a mental illness with them.

Thank god I don't subscribe to Victorian etiquette

Carpet is the most beta flooring.

Wood or marble is the Chad flooring.

I could be in that situation if it was a spur of the moment kind of situation, usually don't have surprise head on either side but i've bent girlfriends over a table and fucked with my clothes (including shoes) on.

Planned sex is always with shoes off.

Really rare to see people who don't wear shoes indoors. Are you a northerner by any chance?

Eat chips out of the bag?
Put their feet on the table?
Tuck their shirts in?
Hang bikes from the wall?
Have blue rectangles by the door?
Stare at Jerry's chest while you're talking to him?

make the same exact thread over and over, yes. In all fairness there's only 6 tv shows and 3 mivies ever made

>wanting a sweaty floor
>wanting cold feet
>wanting your feet to stick to the floor and make noise
>wanting static charge on carpet

Here in America we have shoes that are so comfortable, they are like pillows for your feet, your really don't need to take em off unless you're putting them up on something. Kramer is being rude in the OP photograph, but only like, burping in polite company rude, not sneezing in your face rude.

>his feet sweat even when not covered
>so much of a nancy he can't take the Siberian cold of a climated room
>go see a doctor
>so retarded he thinks you're going to build up static charge while being earthed

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Some people still do. It's not so bad in an apt. building like his since you wipe a lock of the stuff off your shoes before you get to the apt. It's not so bad to clean up versus shoes directly from outside.
Personally I hate it, but I know a lot of people who live like that.

dont listen to this faggot. he's not american

yes we put our feet on the coffee table, but no we don't wear our shoes inside unless you have shit parents and/or are white trash

Just get indoor shoes man, another pair of trainers whatever, work boots if you really want to.
Change them outdoor dogpiss, spit dust, bird vomit, dog turd infested shoes.

They are clean...

t. someone who's never been on the west coast

You know what really pisses me off? People that institute the no shoe rule but have a dog. Your fucking mongrel was stepping on his own shit just before you let him back into the house!