Childhood Faps

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oh no no no no ooouhuhuh

ahahahhaaaaahahaaahahaa

IMAGINE

Someone post the copypasta

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god dammit

12 year olds aren't allowed on this site

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

The reason this pasta is so stale is because she actually looks good in that scene, and if you're saying you wouldn't fuck her you're lying.

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Wrong

OH NO NO NO NO

I would still fuck the shit out of her, just from the front

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(You)

are there ass transplants? she was too perfect otherwise, she was let down by her butt

S T A T U E S Q U E

I wonder how many furries she created.

the way she walks

this bunny bitch, how was it even legal, she nearly destroyed me. thought i got over it and then i saw that fucking bunny in zootopia who wasnt as hot but i fell into a relapse

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who dat
wood berry

You are most incorrect, faggot.

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>implying there's anything wrong with furry porn as long as the females vaguely resemble women

Couldn't even fap, then, but 8 year old me fell in love with Megan Fox in this scene from Transformers.

This.
And Jessica Rabbit.

Every time.

post the webm
you know the one

Bai Ling in "The Crow" is probably why I have a fetish for Asians.

my dick was diamond

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youtube.com/watch?v=Am8WSKOTdsg

It was once feared that all the meat pounding to this would create a blackhole.

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this is why whenever people say they prefer Seinfeld over Friends I'm always confused

The same reason people prefer Seinfeld over Baywatch. One is funnier than the other. The other may have more eye candy, but that doesn't make it a "good comedy." They check different boxes.

The drugged lady in the cake in Under Siege. The one with the boobs.

Because some people watch shows for entertainment, not masturbating.

That old Jodie Foster movie where she gets gangbanged on the pinball machine.

I can't tell you how many seconds of my life was spent trying to detect subtle hint of nipple through the water.

Movie unironically gave me a leg fetish. Fuck. You know the scene.

you've been browsing Sup Forums for years now heh

That's the joke.jpg.

Jan from the office

She wore makeup like a fucking clown.

She liked big guys

This but unironically

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Jennifer is seemingly hot, but put her next to a real Stacy and she becomes a plain Jane.

This position and that outfit are fucking great. I used to fantasy all the time about plowering her from behind

This scene like 99963719183729 times.

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I was in middle school when this shit was airing. I used to watch just to fap

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there are ass transplants but transplants are fucking disgusting.

I could probably fill a bucket with the amount of times I've jizzed to her photos from this show

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POO

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what are you doing on Sup Forums, Jamie?

Hopefully she's looking for some young meat

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youtu.be/dlAKXdrvUKU

those nipples look fucking amazing

Haven't you ever seen Trading Places?

would post the same here

IMAGINE

Stop fapping to cartoons

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Hahahah

jesus christ, been a while i've seen something funny on Sup Forums, i'm gonna screencap this post for future shits and giggles or for ylyl threads

first boner
youtube.com/watch?v=zITgkGU8bAE

children don't even know what fapping is

fuck off

>i'm gonna screencap this post for future shits and giggles
not sure is bait or if newfag

She didn't age well at all but she used to super hot

Well, who did not fap to Arnold..

you must have had quite the imagination, OP.

youtube.com/watch?v=KnxU7W8b74Q

When she slaps her own ass in that scene I could fill the grand canyon

She looks good except her face and wierd hair, desu.

Put a bag on it, i'd smash

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Had that pic as a wallpaper when I was 12 or so

ma nigga

Imagine being John Carpenter

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When you say childhood, how young are we talking?

DELET THIS

Oh my god. I hate that' only 90s kids will remember' bullshit, but this one got me in the feeling spot

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