/trek/-Jason Alexander Edition

Ahh yes, we thought you would post here. You've come to our attention.

>m'ask you sumthin' kira

dont start /trek/ dont fucking do it.

Have any of you ever tried to suppress your emotions like a Vulcan?

As a kid I always tried to act logically like Tuvok and T'Pol, and to try to have no emotions. It didn't work though coz I ended up pretty emo and attacking anyone who tried to help me.

Holodecks Ezri eats 7 that namefag is a cocksucker fatrikerposting sexual organs bajoran workers bevposting

Are there any superheroes in the Star Trek universe?

user, you might be a vulcan.

When I'd go to laser quest for my schoolmates birthday parties as a kid I could never think of any cool names. My mom didn't let me watch cartoons and I didn't have any role models so i'd just say the names of star trek characters and the guy working the naming booth wouldn't be able to understand me and would just write in a cool name instead of whatever I said. That happened several times.

>"Armus"
>What?
>"Arm-"
>Arthur. OK.

BENJAMIN

shit did peter gallagher get a sex change? he didnt have tits in the OC back in the day

Buck Bokai is a hero in our hearts
also captain proton

Marauder Moe

>as a kid
>T'Pol
global rule 2

it's basically a prerequisite for being a Sagittarius

>geordi finally gets a real person to like him
>only gets to sex her via crystal
>riker interrupts them

Will he ever catch a break?

MIIIIILES

Not really related to what I asked but cool story senpai.

I wish I was. If there are other anons who want to be Vulcan maybe we can try to compile some of their practices and meditation and suppress our emotions.

>aired 2001

Are you serious senpai? You could have been 15 when it was airing and be 32 now.

Please keep all discussion scientific.

DAMN! Kahless the Unforgettable looks like THAT?

More like
>"Chakotay"
>Chipotle?
>"Chakotay"
>Look kid, you don't want that name. I'm gonna put Bomberman, okay? You Bomberman now.
To his credit he was right. Really should have been a kind of child abuse for my mother to not let me watch the cartoons my peers were watching but to let me watch star trek voyager

>Are you serious senpai?
>He wasn't alive during TOS

You must be 18 to post here.

>Picking Chakotay over Armus
You must have been a stupid little kid

>Not really related to what I asked but cool story senpai.
I took it as a cringe trek general

MY NAME
IS
AKOOCHEEMOYAH

Oh no, for that I would have told the story of how when I was 12 I tried to organise all my friends into bridge crew roles even though they had no idea what I was talking about. And then I made some of them sit in a tree with me and my seat was the Captain's chair and I pretended the nearby branches were levers like how the Captain's chair has a console on it.

>get home from school
>ignore my homework
>play vidya
>DINNER'S READY
>om nom
>after dinner watch the greatest lineup ever -- Third Rock From The Sun followed by The Drew Carey Show followed by Star Trek: Voyager
>watch the red sun go down and wonder if I'll ever have a GF

Man, late middleschool early highschool were great.

That sex crystal is like the transparent symbols from nemesis or the holographic border in picards photo album in generations as mentioned by plinket. They are mundane things that have been given a "sci-fi" veneer to remind you that this is the future andwe're in space. There's no reason Geordi and that bitch couldn't have just been doing normal foreplay or normal sex stuff but we have a magic space crystal to remind us that people don't just have sex in this universe, it's futuristic space sex. God this show is so fucking weird about sex.

Do all ships counselors have a seat on the bridge, or just the psychic/empathic ones?


Seems pointless, like having a seat for the hazard systems officer or waste reclamation engineer.

If Roddenberry had free reign they would be 70s style amateur porno scenes instead.

>Come home from school
>If I get home early enough I can watch a whole episode of DS9 on SPIKE
>VOY is always on late enough for me to catch back to back episodes if I want to
>Too young to view television with a quasi-critical eye, the Holodeck is a fresh concept, the Doctor is just an instrument, not to be given more thought
>TNG is always on somewhere
In retrospect Star Trek was the best thing about middle school. Star Trek and Star Wars EU novels.

>You must have been a stupid little kid
Really, all the signs were there. My parents shouldn't be surprised.
I did that too. Only at recess and we were catching butterflys in our hats. I was the admiral and I'd assign people fleet roles as we patrolled around the schoolyard catching butterflys

>om nom
Shoot yourself in the forehead.

I think Troi was a special, warranted case.

It's like having a canary in a coal mine, if the psychic dies of something psychic-related then the rest of the crew knows to GTFO.

>Picard talking to an alien
>is blatantly acting hostile and aggressive towards enterprise
>’captain I sense hostile intentions from him’

On Friday nights spike would show 4 episodes of TNG in a row. Aside from the middle school part middle school sure was great.

>he doesn't enjoy it when he eats

>God this show is so fucking weird about sex.

It was probably a race thing. The white male first officer ponos-in-vagoo-or-equivalent-fucked everything remotely feminine that appeared on that show :^)

>mfw the entire plot of Sanctuaty Snare happens because she isn't on the bridge the one time the people on the viewer are lying through their teeth

As a kid I had a ton of copied TNG audio tapes.
TNG didn't air on the three channels I had.

The best is that episode where she loses her abilities and it turns out she has no ability to read emotions in peoples faces or body language whatsoever. Then she screams at Riker calling him a fucking normie.

>God this show is so fucking weird about sex.
Yes, it really is. No matter how smart some of it might seem it has the emotional maturity of a 13-yaer-old.

not all ships run a counselors on it, it's just a chair for whoever

Rikers got plenty of weird sex scenes too

>we look for things
>things to make us go
Doesn't seem like a lie to me.

That sounds nice. I wish I hadn't derailed the thread though, I genuinely want to suppress my emotions like a Vulcan.

Would Brahms-dono have dated Geordi if she wasnt married?

Geordi isn't a thing, that's racist.

You sound like this kid

Had they just listened to Worf they would have been saved a lot of trouble

Silly, Data is an android

What did the yellow button do?

hey guys about to get on a plane just wanna post some spots beforehand

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She would have sat on his face and make him lick her cunt while she undoes all his modifications on the warp engine she designed.

Have a safe flight spotsposter

Relics is cool because instead of making up some weird goofy floating head in space they find this giant structure from theoretical megaengineering concepts that already exist in science fiction and do something interesting with it. They should go to a Ringworld in the next Abrams movie.

Didn't mean to reply to that post but the point stands
Also Geordi totally fucked that hologram, which is the only reason she would be so freaked out about a beta-level simulation of herself. It must be normal in her century. It's easy enough.

>it’s an odo gets cucked by shakaar episode

I loved seeing John Rhys-Davies on Voyager.

I can still only see him as Rodriges opposite Chamberlain in Shogun, though.

Geordie was a cunt in that episode. it was Kino all the same and gave me some feelings.

Every Holodeck situation that Janeway did was boring. VOY had the worst Holodeck scenarios.

Captain Proton

>It must be normal in her century. It's easy enough.
Holodecks are new tech in TNG.
I think the Enterprise-D was the first ship to have one.
So it's not common at all.

>The Killing Game was bad

>I sense your plane will crash. Engine#2 will fail 37 minutes into the flight. Engine #1 won't be able to handle the added strain and you will plummet to earth and due in agony. Don't get on that plane

DS9 had the best holodeck stories, Our Man Bashir and Take Me Out to the Holosuite are kino

A good episode of VOY is mediocre by any meaningful standard.
Yes, I agree. DS9 figured out what to do with the concept.

>Implying that crossover DS9/VOY crossover ep was bad

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>tfw you will never be five years old again watching deep space nine on upn with your parents in the tv room

>crossover DS9/VOY crossover

What happened here?

oops

A big mistake

>ywn watch the simpsons, fresh prince and next generation in a row on bbc two ever again

Riker is a Troi-tier character. The only good characters are Wesley, Picard, and Data.

feels bad man, watching star trek was some quality family time

>BBC 2
LOL one ain't enough for you huh

Klangons

Fuck off Geordi you massive faggot

Riker was a good character, but then they stopped doing episodes about him. s1-3 Riker was prime. He became a meme after that. Inversely, Picard got better as the show ran on.

One day 7 decided that she wanted to learn more about the process of biological assimilation. She instructed the Holodeck to create a simulation of the digestive system of a humanoid female at a scale of roughly 1000 to 1. As she was embarking on her expedition the holodeck failed when the ship encountered a major spatial anomaly. This anomaly happened to result in the presence of a wormhole exactly where the model's esophagus would be, a wormhole leading to the same point in the anatomy of Ezri Dax. The wormhole had a side effect: 7 was shrunk by it's subspace matrix down to one one-thousandth of her original size!

Dax felt something in her throat and swallowed, sending 7 down to her stomach. She wondered what it had been but it never occurred to her to look into the slight sensation of 'presence' in her mouth. It never occurred to her that one of the missing crew of the starship Voyager had been digested within her Trill stomach, fuel for her symbiont. But the symbiont had all of 7's memories, as a side effect of the digestion.

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>tfw used to watch Trek with my sister growing up
>stay at her house a few months ago when I was in town
>she says we should put on a VOY ep like the good old days
>warn her that it wont be as good as she remembers
>tells me to put one on anyway
>dont want to be blamed for picking a shit episode so pick randomly by scrolling through the list with my eyes closed
>it's the one where the Doctor realises he loves 7 but coaches her to go on a date
>literal cringey sitcom shit
>sister turns it off halfway through in disgust

It's literally one of the hardest shows to rewatch because of how bad it is. It's too bad that it went further into the future than any other series.

I think Riker got better as the series went on. He became more comfortable on the Enterprise and Frakes got to have more fun with his character. Some of the best Riker eps are in the later seasons like Frame of Mind and the Pegasus. Season 1 and 2 had some good ones too though like A Matter of Honor and the one with the binars.

>Frame of Mind
K I N O

>not putting on a tuvok wears a durag episode
you played yourself, man

>not watching the Rock episode

Watching with a quasi-critical eye,I simply cannot take the concept of /trek/ seriously anymore. At first I started making my /trek/ posts as a joke ("Why don't they call it X instead of /trek/? The name is misleading") but I'm starting to get annoyed whenever anyone uses the /trek/. I just can't stop thinking about all the shitposts, the unbelievable b8 that people make, the fact that it's possible for the /trek/ to run continuously for weeks while not being good, there's so much about the /trek/ that doesn't make even a little bit of sense. And then there's the fucking Holodeck. They put a bunch of holoemitters in a mine to mine dilithium with EMHs or something, but they can't set up a holoemitter outside of the Holodeck? Actually, we know that they CAN and DO do this--in that episode with the hirogen, we see it done, it's the entire plot--and no amount of handwaving can make me believe that there is some reason that makes sense diegetically NOT to have done this before. And the holodeck almost never malfunctions; when it does, they can fix it, no problem. It's even more unbelievable than Geordi's ability to operate on the Data without actually being a cybernetics genius like Zimmerman was. Why the fuck can't they make more Datas? Why the fuck can't Tom Data experience emotions but Moriarty can? If a Holodeck replicates amatter on demand, why can't the replicate and android? Why does that replicated matter lose cohesion when it leaves the Holodeck if it's replicated, rather than projected? Who decided that the Holodeck was a good idea?

Why does Star Trek preach equality, but then hire a hugely disproportionate amount of Jews? Anonymous pondered this.

TV is a Jewish medium, Sup Forums

>the mere thought of a kid who's favorite character was Armus

Better than Chakotay, desu

More emo than emo

Who the fuck is Armus? At this point in time I've only seen TNG and VOY, gonna get DS9 next

The guy who kills Tasha Yar, he's the 'skin of evil' left behind by his race whom we never see again on their homeplanet when they ascended to moral superiority, he resents everyone he meets and holds Troi hostage, he's a big black puddle

Then you've seen Armus. He's the sentient tar pile that killed Tasha Yar. Do you just not pay attention when you watch shows? Start again from the beginning, please.

When are they going to explore the connection between the Caretaker and Armus?