Yfw Dual-Wielding Shields

>yfw Dual-Wielding Shields

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Fucking Invincible

Would not be the first time

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I did this in final fantasy tactics advance. Get a fire absorb shield and an ice absorb shield and a thunder absorb robe. No need for a weapon because you're a mage, and you absorb all magic except blue

>yfw Sniper Rifle Scythe

>blade that's actually a gun

yawn. generic weebshit continues to be generic weebshit

>yfw that one soldier is a different color and duel wields 2 pistols

>yfw dual wielding doggos

>they double as tasers

These folks fuckin' get it.

>Mfw
That shit was so boss and so Jack that my pants ripped from the erection that followed.

But let's be honest though I fucking rolled my eyes hard at this shit. Rocks are a blunt weapon, IE, perfectly designed to damage through shields. Hope jack loves his shattered fucking wrists and forearms.

So good

>cartoon about a samurai
>not weeb

He's got way worse injuries to worry about in that same fight if that's the limit of his physical abilities.

>shattered wrists
>on a man strong enough to rip a chunk of rock out of place and throw it right through an even larger chunk of rock

Uh huh

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>jack's been dual-shielding not once, not twice, but three fucking times
bless you genndy

Samurai Jack is a little weeb, but it's not a full on shounen wannabe

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WHEN YOU COME TO IT
AND YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH IT
AND YOU CAN'T KNOCK IT DOWN
YOU KNOW THAT YOU FOUND

That's like, double the armor class. - Sir Schmoopy

Class: Tank
Sub-class: Tank
Specialization: Tank
Mastery: Tank
Tank

Dude, seriously? He was eating rocks to the face like 20 seconds earlier.