Sir, please, only employees are allowed behind the counter

>Sir, please, only employees are allowed behind the counter...
>Your popcorn will be done in just a moment

I want my corn freshly picked. Get the FUCK back outside and find me the best stalks in the whole field. I want each kernel individually buttered.

why do soyboys like posting this nigger so much?

Step aside, Robert. There are imminent matters that must be attended to by men far above your measly station.

What the fuck did I just tell you? Empty the register into this bag now!

It's a Sup Forums tradition you dumb ape

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DID YOU SAY THAT YOU "DIDNT OWN SKYRIM" ROBERT?

ehhhh ok? racist much?

It's not racist. The customer is always right!

you fucking apologize to robert right now

Listen, Robert. Just show me how to bust a move. I need to know how to dance if I'm gonna ask her to the prom!

this is a meme for meatmen not soyboys

Popcorn comes from a mine, you don't pick it

gib poppies

Hold on user, someone's coming up to the register...

Robert, don't grab the popcorn bucket from the lid. When your finger gets in there sometimes I can't tell if it's butter or cocoa butter anymore.

I never see such good looking black men at theaters. This isn't realistic.

hey bert sup homeslice
you popin sumpin freash?

>the shining bar scene but with Sup Forums instead of Jack Nicholson and Robert instead of bar guy

Fuck you. Who the hell do you think you are? You suck. You're a nobody. The cinema is one of the most important places in all of America. Who are you? Who are you?

GIVE ME BACK MY HAWK, HE GETS VERY UPSET IF HE DOESN'T GET HIS LEMONHEADS