Made it about half an hour in before I couldn't take it anymore

Made it about half an hour in before I couldn't take it anymore.

No thread in the making here: just letting everyone know not to waste your time.

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I did the same.
then i tried again
It improves greatly, give it another pass.

>literally marketed as "female James Bond" and simultaneously something incredibly new

Why did you bother

I really don't see how that could be. This movie is (so far) simply AWFUL dialog, indifferent directing, and distracting colour filters.

>Why did you bother
I was hoping for a female Bourne type film, even if it's not as good.

you missed some action kino, just watch until spyglass dies

it is worth the effort mainly for two set pieces that occur after an hour
I too thought it was awful but honestly, it is worth it, goes from a 4 to an 7.5 just because of the final third of the movie

S T R O N K

more like James Bond and John Wick combined, but those are garbage, this is good

it was action shit. I suffered through the whole thing and the only scene that was remotely good was when they did the driving one(fake)take. And that was still shit. The movie really lost me when she was beating up a guy and instead of just finishing him off, walks away from him to get a ladder to beat him with and drop a bookcase or wahtever to finish him. Just fucking retarded. The stunt guys had to slow down to her pace and it looked like shit. Really makes you appreciate all the effort keanu puts in

nearly all one shots are "fake" user, it's a stylistic choice, your complaint is like saying "yeah but the movie used CGI so it wasn't good"

Her fighting style was also practical for a woman, she played dirty and used the environment as much as she could. When fighting both sides also got tired as one would happen.

Solid flick too bad your a spastic

>nearly all one shots are "fake" user, it's a stylistic choice, your complaint is like saying "yeah but the movie used CGI so it wasn't good"
I'm not complaining about the one take though, I'm saying I actually kinda liked it

and there's nothing practical about stopping a beating, leaving the guy hunched over, just to get something to beat him further with and then drop something on him. She already had him and could have just finished him off. It was some pleb director/stunt coordinator who thought it would look cool if she did that, and it came off retarded. The movie is shit.

Saw it twice in the theater and bought the bluray. It's the second best movie of this year. I guess it sucks to be a faggot who can't enjoy movies anymore, OP, but I wouldn't know. Maybe watch TDKR again or something so all your autism boxes can be checked.

Y'all trollin', right?

neck yourself, fag

not memeing, tdkr is the best of the trilogy (tdk hung on Ledgers Joker) and an epic amongst the shit cb blockbusters that plague modern box office

Don't recall the scene you're talking about but her fighting was practical most of the time, definitely some of the best action for a woman action hero. Are you talking about the movie theater fight?

You're always going to want to use an object over your fists if you have the opportunity. You can do more damage to them and less to yourself.

>You're always going to want to use an object over your fists if you have the opportunity. You can do more damage to them and less to yourself.
if it makes sense. But I'm arguing with a retard defending literal garbage, so I'd rather not waste my time anymore

>literal garbage
Do you understand how idiotic you sound when you use childish hyperbole? Grow a dick, nancy.

It nearly always makes sense dude, she's not going to judo chop someone into death, but a good blow from a solid object can incapacitate a person.

>a good blow from a solid object can incapacitate a person
Like for example, a kick in the head?

Oh I see you want the unrealistic flip kicks that movies like the MCU use to make girl heroes "bad ass"

You probably want her to jump and spin her legs around the guy's neck to flip him and then he just passes out after that

love how you took his "kick to the head" and spun it to fit your retarded argument

I skipped through a few minuites, heard charleze theron try a british accent, laughed, then looked for something else to watch

>go to pornhub
>type atomic blonde
>watch all nudity/sex scene clips
>skip movie

This is all u have to do

No, just kick him in the head. And then kick him again until he is dead or braindamaged. I guess it wouldn't look so cool though.

One cool 10 minute long chase scene is not enough.

>le cool 80's song every 5 minutes
>it's both edgy and pretentious
>le epic twist

Also what the fuck did McAvoy's character's agenda was and what did he mean by 'I fucking love Berlin'?!

>guy is bent over
>doesn't thai clinch and knee him to the face
>instead walks across room to get ladder

Kicking someone in the head is not practical unless they are already on the ground. Imagine yourself being in a fight. Think about how practical trying to land a kick to their head is when they're still standing. I dare you to get up and air kick right now. Odds are that you'll just fall over like an idiot, and in a real fight the person can easily grab your leg and throw you off balance and beat you mercilessly on the ground

BECAUSE IT WAS THE 80'S LIKE GotG DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

nothing she does in this movie is practical. Shut the fuck up already

>McAvoy's character
When he's first introduced he has one of the cringiest lines I've ever hard in a movie. Something like "milk from mother mary's tit" or something. I was so embarrassed for the movie I had to turn it off and take a break.

Well, why doesn't she just punch him until he IS on the ground? If the dude is reeling that should be pretty easy.

t. soyboy
Because it's easy to break bones in your hand in a fight and hitting someone with an object is miles more effective? It's like saying "Well humans have nails and teeth, why would you use a knife?"

Try wrapping your head around the whole twist and what really happened. It literally makes no sense.

Wait, so she fights him for a while and once the dude is reeling THEN she starts caring about her hands? Not to mention you can just kick him in the shins or a knee to get him down. Abandoning fight to get a weapon is dumb as fuck.

she grabs an object only when he is stunned and she has the opportunity to do so. Generally she doesn't go for straight blows against hard parts like the skulls, she hits the nuts, the neck, and kicks in kneecaps. Go make a fool of yourself at a dojo or something

>people getting their jimmies rustled over fight choreography in a literal 4/10 flick

>No, just kick him in the head.

I actually kicked someone in a fight really hard in the head. You also hurt yourself that way easily. If possible just use some kind of weapon to hit someone.

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kino

Foot first or heel first?

>its a soyboy cant handle action episode

terry donovan didn't deserve to be in this shit movie

>has opportunity to shoot bad guy
>instead of stepping back and creating space and shooting from hip, she jabs gun into his face so he can grab it
yeah, great kino you got there