Why hasn't anybody killed Milo yet? Why hasn't he killed himself? How are his family still together and well adjusted? How hasn't he been expelled from school? How haven't his friends died yet? How isn't HE dead yet? How much money in tax dollars is his existence costing? Why hasn't the government locked him in a high security prison or just killed him? Why doesn't the town rise up against him? What the fuck is with the dog? How hasn't it been run over?
This is a sample of all the questions I have about this fucking nightmare of a premise, how did disney allow this nightmare to air? It's like they thought P&F was too formulaic and instead went in the complete opposite direction and now I'm constantly on edge while watching this shitshow.
>Why hasn't anybody killed Milo yet? They died attempting to.
Easton Butler
That actually answers a lot of questions.
Do you think the way his jynxness works is that anyone who gets in close contact with him is doomed to orbit him forever? Also I guess any attempt for him to just kill himself would end in failure with the rope snapping or some shit.
Christ this fucking show is depressing
Wyatt Perez
It's like the mysterious force. The more you work against it the harder it screws you over. That's why Milo and his family just go with the flow.
Joseph Roberts
Is this actually in the show? That's so fucked
Camden Williams
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Nicholas Morgan
When's the 9/11 joke?
Sebastian Bailey
Where are the 9/11 photos?
Joseph Rogers
Is the show that bad?
I did like Phineas and Ferb, but I can only watch the same fucking episode so many times...
first six: his bad luck affects things around him but he has corresponding good luck that protects his life. He's basically a walking disaster area with a TV-G stamp 7. lots. LOTS of money. it's his fault taxes are so high in the tri-state area. Thankfully Phineas and Ferb's rotating council seats allow them to ameliorate the problem with clever solutions to financial issues, including but not limited to selling their patents (they sure as hell arent getting rich) 8, 9: YOU try it. see how far you get. 10. the dog is ALSO lucky. in fact diogee is probably the good luck charm keeping him alive.
Charles Rogers
God this is funny but only in a "this is so unnecessary that this family is responsible for multiple death en masse" kind of way.
It's not awful just the premise is fucked and the characters are one note and think they all have some kind of mental disability.
John Garcia
I actually think the show is the most fucking chill cartoon I hae ever seen while still being absurd as fuck.
John Powell
but the mysterious force was at least 40% OWCA because they were using scans of P+F's inventions as emergency weapons somehow it's actually less formulaic, at least past the first few. you have to get by the apparent "oh man how will they get out of this one" plot because that isn't what it's about.
Austin Hall
This hack is still around
Carter Sanders
OWCA was merely a tool of the mysterious force.
Jonathan Cook
Diogee did 9/11
Kevin Morgan
>why hasn't anybody killed Milo yet Loud family pls.
Aaron Wilson
yeah I suppose you could put it that way.
Tyler Turner
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
yeah, I never got why people like him
Brody Edwards
Delet
Christian Sullivan
Not likely. 9/11 was over 15 years The closest you could on the Murphy timeline I think would be Milo's conception. Perhaps they were staying at a NY hotel at the time.
Jace Cook
Jesus
Joshua Allen
So when a Murphy is born, does the hospital explode when he comes out?
Evan Thompson
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: ___.
Yeah, normally I wouldn't encourage this because it inevitably results in power level wank, but in this case it's a pretty straightforward paranormal phenomenon.
Jayden Bell
So far I've noticed that Milo is the one that is getting all the jynx stuff and his father seems to be pretty much unaffected by it. So I'm guessing when a new Murphy is born the bad luck is passed onto the new born?
Brayden Sanders
Nah, his dad is bad luck too. He has a job as a safety consultant or something.
He walks into a building, and if it doesn't immediately get demolished by whatever subsequent disaster occurs, it passes.
Jackson Barnes
That would explain why they keep getting laid
Sebastian Johnson
theyre calling the current year 2017, and not EARLY in 2017 either if zach has already been in, had a career in, and then left a boy band during that year. which is weird since this show was delayed so hard
Ethan Evans
I think as you get older you just get better at handling, sorta like how once you're an adult you stop dropping things, tripping and falling, or getting horrible indigestion.. just because your body stays consistent long enough to finally get an intuitive sense for how it works. you enjoy that for a little while, then it starts breaking down
Ethan Price
Zach said he was touring with his band back in 2016 in latest episode and he would have had to started in his new school in fall, and both the flashback and the newer episodes had nice weather, so at least half a year since Zach was in that band. Spring of 2017?
Aaron Cook
Poking fun of the Hindenburg Flight is like poking fun at 9/11. So in 50 years we'll start seeing 9/11 jokes in Children Cartoons?
Xavier Richardson
This bothers me a lot because this means PnF took place in either 2016 or 2017. Which is wrong because PnF looks like it's set in 2007 (obviously), since everyone on that show has old mobile phones and uses the internet only rarely, etc. And don't give me the "PnF takes place over multiple summers" bullshit, you know it's not true.
Dylan Ross
They've broken the fabric of space time several times. The timeline has folded in on itself.
Josiah Perry
Why does it mean that?
I just assumed that this show took place after the PnF future episode
Kevin Torres
The creators confirmed on twitter that MML takes place right after PnF's summer. Also, Melissa refers to the rollercoaster incident as something that happened in the summer, so it was the most recent summer, not some past one.
Joshua Parker
Well that's just bullshit
Hudson Thomas
>1906 >1912 >1937 >1871
They need to organize their photo album better.
Sebastian White
Go fuck yourself, Elliot.
Jaxson Adams
Maybe they did but it kept breaking spilling the photos out so they decided fuck it.
Jason Stewart
Here is the timeline solution: since the impossible summer lasted for 4+ years, the technological progress during that summer also developed as if several years have passed. Everyone had flip phones in May but already had smartphones by September. That's why MML looks like it takes place years after the early PnF episodes.
In the end of the day, in this universe two school kids can in three hours create things that take decades for hundreds of designers, builders and technicians to make, so overthinking the time placement is retarded and we should find other ways to waste our time.
Justin Cox
So like, is the stuff with these time travelers going to actually go somewhere? Cause their shtick ain't really doing it for me. I mean, they know their assignment is bullshit, they know that Milo keeps screwing them up (though they think he's an agent too), so maybe let's cut the bull and get to the point with these guys, yeah?
Blake Williams
Why hasn't Veronica the Pizza Squire gotten any fanart yet?!
Aaron Powell
They're the new Candace. Every episode, they will be trying hard but failing miserably. And that's it. The formula.
Jordan Baker
The Man of Chaos vs The Man of Order Who would win?
Chase Walker
Yeah but, Candace was funny.
Angel Rodriguez
Why doesn't literally everything go wrong? Some things go wrong but not nearly everything and isn't that what Murphy's law says? That everything that could go wrong will go wrong.
Jeremiah Bennett
Candice became funny. She went from bitchy older sister to Bill Murray in Groundhog's Day, trapped in an eternal cycle of hell.
Asher Myers
>Why hasn't the government locked him in a high security prison
That happened in that alternate timeline Future Candace created; all children were locked away in protective suits until they became adults.
Brody Garcia
I lost count at how many Phineas and Ferb references there have been in Milo Murphy's Law already. Can't wait for the inevitable crossover!
Jordan Ortiz
Well Murphy's law literally is "everything that can go wrong is going to go wrong", and what could be worse than Murphys walking around the world without anybody being capable of stopping them.
Hudson Cruz
D E E P E S T L O R E
Zachary Nguyen
Here's some I've ran across.
James Cooper
>forgot about Murphy's Law >for months thought that the show was just about some young law-student named Milo
Kevin Hill
Anything*
Carson Nelson
1. The name Danville is seen in Worked Day and We're Going to the Zoo 2. "Tri-State Clothing Donation Drive" also in We're Going to the Zoo 3. Jefferson County Middle School 4. The subway exit in The Undergrounders and Rooting for the Enemy is reused from a PnF episode 5. Melissa's fear of rollercoasters in Murphy's Lard comes from the titual rollercoaster from PnF nearly crushing her 6. Football X7 mentioned in Rooting for the Enemy 7. Platypus pajamas in We're Going to the Zoo 8. "Squirrels in my pants" in We're Going to the Zoo 9. The Klimaloon is seen in the zoetrope in The Substitute 10. Pizzazium Infinionite on the periodic table in The Substitute
Did I miss anything?
Elijah Turner
Isn't the security guard the new Candace?
Zachary Phillips
It's a cartoon you fucking sperg.
Jonathan Ortiz
Elliot? In terms of busting probably yes, but in terms of failing every episode, no, those two are. He's hardly relevant anyway now.
Jack Clark
He has enemies now, and they're gonna stop him!
Evan Walker
So his dog is named after Diogenes? That's cool
Cameron Robinson
manly shoulder : waist : hip ratio
Gabriel Taylor
No, his dog is literally named DOG (dee-oh-gee)
Jordan Anderson
i have figured out why i don't like this show. i'm allergic to time travel and time travel related plot devices.
Jason Morris
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Joshua Wright
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Anthony Price
Have you played DR2? extremely bad luck is more dangereous for people around the one with bad luck that the dude itself, atleast milo isn't a psycho yet
Nathaniel Edwards
I'm so glad they didn't make him the new perry.
The first episode made it seem like that was the original plan, but they decided instead to go with
James Martin
He's Milo VA
Chase Rivera
>I'm so glad they didn't make him the new perry. Nigga, please. You know full well he's got a little fedora hidden away.
William Lopez
Maybe he's a rogue like that rabbit.
Jaxson Perry
Or maybe he's just a completely ordinary dog.
Ethan Martinez
A regular dog wouldn't always be able to find his way to milo or to his house.
Hell, I'm pretty sure a regular pet would be dead if it lived with this family
Chase Clark
It's cartoon, a pet being smart doesn't mean he's an agent
Lucas Reyes
Nobody has told him to go home yet. Shame on you.
Julian Sanders
I like how the pistachio guys actually have an overarching story as the SUBPLOT and the MAIN plot is random whacky status-quo shenanigans. Its a really clever way to spin narrative structure, and the two layers of genre P&F had, on its head.
Matthew Moore
I thought it's because "He's a nerd just like me" or am I wrong?
Jordan Reed
>not sticking around to see the show crazy with playing with it's own formula.
Eli Hughes
>Giving birth to a baby that causes anything that could go wrong to go wrong That's actually a pretty nightmareous situation.
Nathaniel Rogers
I miss Doof.
Tyler Moore
I miss Candace She was the star of the show for me
Luis Hernandez
THIS so much. Love her history with Milo and design. Also dat /ss/ potential with Zack.
Evan Brown
aw shit it's Little Saul and the Breakingham Palace crew
David Hernandez
I'm pretty interested in were they're going with it. It feels like they're building up to something, they did say something about their being less status quo in this series.
Asher Scott
How old is Sara? Candace's age?
Grayson Richardson
Around 16-17 according to the wiki but it doesn't say where they took this from
Colton Martin
Go home Diogenes, you don't belong in a barrel.
Levi Murphy
yes
Luke Long
> Natural disasters, human negligence and accidents are the same thing than the greatest terrorist attack ever done
Not saying it's not going to happen or trying to justify it, but it's just not the same.
Angel Williams
Dumb philosopher, he is not supposed to be in a barrel.
Justin Ward
You're wrong. You might not be into him but he's well liked because he's versatile and very capable performer and because he's incredibly nice and no in the industry can really figure out any real reason to dislike him outside of his music not being to their tastes. I'm not a huge fan but I can see why he's appealing and why he's outlasted most of the folks he's parodied
Cooper Garcia
>Why hasn't anybody killed Milo yet? Because the curse needs him to live. Therefore the curse has made him loved by all who get close enough to him. >Why hasn't he killed himself? He isn't directly affected by it. >How are his family still together and well adjusted? The whole family is just too likeable. See #1. >How hasn't he been expelled from school? Not his fault. >How haven't his friends died yet? If the curse doesn't kill those who have it or their families, it stands to reason the closer you are to someone, the less in danger you are. >How isn't HE dead yet? Because then it would be over. >How much money in tax dollars is his existence costing? Less than the war in the middle east. >Why hasn't the government locked him in a high security prison or just killed him? Probably not aware of him. >Why doesn't the town rise up against him? That's probably what happened here >What the fuck is with the dog? How hasn't it been run over? He's acquired the abilities of the dark gundam.
Brandon James
That'd make her Vanessa's age then.
Jacob Barnes
Isn't Vanessa the same as Candace?
Eli Harris
She's a year older; that's why Candace was hanging out with Vanessa and her friends in Night of the Living Pharmacists. She wanted to be around some cool, older girls.
Hunter Jones
>how isn't he died yet I credited a father's who's already used to it and amazing people like Veronica.
>he isn't directly affected Wrong, Milo can be killed by his curse. Even his MC status doesn't stop him from taking the hits.
Cameron Hill
>Wrong, Milo can be killed by his curse. Even his MC status doesn't stop him from taking the hits.
The curse injures him but keeps it to nonlethal damage; keeping the Murphy line going creates more chaos than extinguishing it.
Mason Howard
Which one of Phineas and Ferb's inventions do you think crashed in the Murphys' yard that day?
Leo Torres
I sincerely preffer to see Star vs the forces of evil