Tough guy walks into bar

>tough guy walks into bar
>"I'll have milk"

>president orders nuke launch
>"God have mercy on us all."

>tough guy orders a cup of pus and estrogen

What did hollywood mean by that?

>Secret government agency calls an agent
>call him "The asset"

>tough guy walks into bar
>i'll have a milkshake.....CHOCOLATE

you mean soy milk?

kek

why is Sup Forums so buttblasted over soy milk now? Did some Fox new host do a piece on it to please a dairy shareholder or something?

Giran in Dragonball

>"I'll have a beer"

>Woman walks into seedy biker/macho bar
>Bartender makes a sexist joke/remark
>She orders a strong dry manly drink
>All the macho guys snicker
>Random ouchebag makes sexual advance
>She grabs him by the balls and threatens him
>Everyone gets scared of her

>Fox News
>Sup Forums
How out of touch are you?

>"I had three brothers."

>My dad always wanted a son

Warm milk > cold milk

>character walks into bar
>doesn't spend minutes awkwardly trying to get served before giving up and slinking out

The joke there was that whole milk is contained with actual pus and estrogen whereas soy doesn't actually contain estrogen.

>toughest guy sits at a bar
>a band of thugs start bullying him
>he stays silent and doesnt resort to violence till theres a secondary incident

>character needs to psych themselves up
>orders a whiskey, neat
>Makes face

If you don't make a face when drinking wine or stronger you're an alcoholic.

>guy throws guy against jukebox
>music changes

I did this once to dance with a girl and it worked.

*record scratch*

It's a /fit/ meme you subhuman newfag.

>try to do this irl
>we have ______ (lists 28 different brands)

>character walks into a bar
>there's always an attractive single woman sitting alone at the bar that isn't surrounded by chads or girlfriends and isn't acting like a slut

shieet

>Character walks into bar.
>Knows bartender's first name.

>I'll have the usual
>leave the bottle

This is amongst the worst tropes that negatively affected my life.
Every single movie and cartoon has a conveniently placed cute grill waiting for the protagonist to ask her out. Even the ugly nerd got some cooky bitch paired up with him.

>would you like to check your balance
>would you like a receipt
>would you like an advice slip

JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING TENNER YOU STUPID CASH MACHINE WHAT PURPOSE DOES AN ADVICE SLIP EVEN HAVE IS IT JUST A BIT OF PAPER THAT SAYS "SPEND LESS MONEY"? FUCK

Police Academy.
>kino

>money
Don't, please no money talk, not today.

works in my country, they just bring the most commonly drunk one.

No it isn't

>character walks into a bar
>wraps bandage around his head

Is that you Warner Bros? I'm sorry about Justice League

>character walks into a bar
>d-do you g-guys have a menu or something ?