JUST

JUST

that thor cape doesn't work with short hair

Scarlett Johansson is probably the most overrated actress of all time. I'm tired of seeing her face.

and he's got his eye too

scarlett looks like complete shit here

And yet we all fell in in love with her in LiT?

You move, soy.

The JUST meme doesn't work for Marvel user

>Mr Downey, we want you for a photo
>no problem
>we've arranged for your ironman suit to wear
>nah, I'll just send a picture of my head. photoshop it on thanks

They all look miserable. I hope they have to do this shit for the rest of their lives. And then have Disney desecrate their memories by CGI'ing them into movies after they die.

why do they keep trying to make Black Widow relevant?

Think it's just for show

notice his eye and hammer still in shot too

Well I didn't.

Because Angelina Jolie style female action star. Not like you have Wanda and Gamora now or anything.

Doesn't she get paid the most of anyone on the cast, except RDJ?

Pretty retarded for what she contributes.

can't even be bothered to dye her hair red

ahahah RDJ on a pedistal

It always works.

why is Iron Man trying to give Thor a handjob?

why is benedict cumberbautchg wearing a wig?

tits and ass

Naw, I'm with user #1. Nothing about making a women get on her knees in front of three men is "just.

If DC would have done this with Wonder Whore from the jump, you guys wouldn't have a dozen threads asking people to go see JUSTice League six times each so it wouldn't be perceived as a failure (too late).

Marvel on Vanity Fair = BASED.

We won again!

Marvel is everywhere right now wtf!

DC is already dead, it's poor form to gloat.

>Iron Manlet and Thor are the same height

Pic related was before the manlet meme.

>LiT
>ultimate beta cuck travelogue
>chick flick

I don't think you understand how this soy meme works.

>RDJ's head photoshopped once again
>that retarded Falcon pose, pretty much making him look like he's farting
>Black Widow looking like a tryhard Comic-Con cosplayer

why is Thor of all people the most normal looking in this photo, jesus christ?

Notice that Widow is also stretching her arms very suggestively towards the boys, but she is looking like a rageful strong womyn who wanna bite someone's dick out. meanwhile IM is passive about it

>didn't the suit make Iron Man like a foot taller? I think in Iron Man 2 or 3, they showed how tall Rhodes was in his Mark 2 suit

Gender quota.

I was going to agree with you after reading the first sentence but everything else you said was embarrassing.
Also
>we
>>>/Reddit/

hahahaha who's that nigga with the encephalitic head ahahaha

This looks fucking bad.

Are they giving him both his eye and hammer back or is this just to not spoil Ragnarok?

>Black Widow turned into Hillary Clinton
>Being a former russian spy

heh, funny because Hillary Clinton worked by the CIA in Central America during the 80s giving money to drug dealers there.

Unironically looks like a group photo from an anime convention
Why are they doing those retarded action poses

If you looks closely, there is no RDJ feet at the bottom of the cover, he's floating.

>Implying you can walk around with 30 cm heels

He's supposed to be levitating with the repulsors in his hands but it's not obvious since they didn't add the effects

Still no cleavage, sad.

AHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS DOOD

Her tits are gone forever.

>Farewell ScarJo tits

angryscream.jpg

You can just see how in that cover she has less tits with that puffed armor than in that webm.

They are gone. Don't cry because they are over, smile because they happend.

i'm surprised you can't see the Iron Stool that tony is standing on

>Superheroes have become so mainstream they're on Vanity Fair now

Thank you Marlel.

looks pretty bad desu

Is it just me, or is Chris looking a little porky there? His facial expression makes him look like a sad kid that wanted to be Iron Man for Halloween but his mom's husband could only afford Thor.

I'll never got to titfuck those tits so shut up about smiling.

>we

Kys faggot

really, faggot, REALLY?

soy
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39%

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>Scarjo jerking off thor and falcon
>Tony fondling their balls
wtf

Those concealed high-heels

Did he lose an eye? I dont watch capeshit. Sorry.

...

that looks retarded

Chris is just preparing for the role of solid snake.

>We

This is not fair, why do they do this to him? Bunch of ungrateful bastards, there wouldn't be any Avengers without RDJ and this is how they repay him.

it would be good if he had a solid american accent

he's just on a lower step (and is a manlet in heels), no one there was fucking with him

chill

It still amazes me that her and Jennifer Lawrence ever become anything. Neither can act to save their lives. But I guess if you're pretty and have nice boobs (in sacrletts case used to)people will.ignore the lack of talent.

mean for

Jennifer Lawrence was good in Winter's bone where she was hyped up. That pretty much was her limit. You see that movie you don't see her get any better.

>man actor will destroy his body and mind for a role
>scarlet is too lazy to even dye her hair for a role

I'm with the women they deserve to be paid just as much as men actors.

I understood it for the first couple movies (gotta get the GURL audience) but once Wanda and gamora showed up widow should have fucked right off. A psychic witch is 100 times more important to a team like the avengers then a cop who knows karate.

Why do I keep hearing this? I'm sorry being above average in movie doesn't mean your instantly an Oscar worthy Meryl Streep esque actress

She was great in American Hustle.

Jesus Christ.
Back then, she was the hottest woman in Hollywood.

Can somebody shoop a giant black cock to replace BW's baton in her right hand?