Wahhhh I don't want to hold a gun because I'm a pussy

>Wahhhh I don't want to hold a gun because I'm a pussy
>I'm going to take my drunk non-girlfriend home from a party because I'm a nice guy
>while kids 5 years younger than me are out saving the world and being badass, I'm going to stay inside and say weak cuck shit like "MAKE IT STOP MOMMMM"
>I just want to go back to my room and listen to the new Cure album

Is Jonathan the most useless character on Stranger Things?
Are they thinking about writing him off soon because the guy who plays him is a raging coke addict?

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>>I'm going to take my drunk non-girlfriend home from a party because I'm a nice guy
So what? That's what people do, you'd know if you had ever been invited to a party in your life

hopefully they write him as the guy who fucks me with his hot dick

He didn't hold the gun because he can't aim worth a shit, a cross eyed man could do better than him

t.youtube.com/watch?v=DzQbSitypSs

Kek no. The only way people learn from their mistakes are to actually be allowed to make mistakes.
If you coddle them, and protect them, they're just going to keep doing dumb shit.
But if you let them on the floor of the bathroom and they wake up in their own filth, they learn a lesson pretty damn quick.

I bet you're the autistic faggot who bought the hottest girl in school a necklace for prom even though you knew she already had a date.

>while kids 5 years younger than me are out saving the world and being badass, I'm going to stay inside and say weak cuck shit like "MAKE IT STOP MOMMMM"
He went to look after his brother. And the only reason the kids got to go torch stuff was because Steve was in no condition to stop them.

That whole family are a bunch of soy eating useless fucks.

>the beta character is beta
Groundbreaking, OP. Beautiful analysis.

woa calm down

>an american kid living in the boonies in 1982 namedropping The Smiths, Joy Division, Television, etc.

Cringiest part of this show desu

I'm more beta than he is but I hate this fucking character. I wish Steve and Billy could team up to beat him to smithereens.

I’m pretty sure most 80’s kids new about television.

> Literally raw dawged the girl of his dreams

Someone's jelly.

What's wrong with that?


Why do you hate him?

>he doesn’t let girls sleep at his place after a night of partying and then force them to eat eggs in the morning

get a load of this faggot

did he end up getting that sweet nancy puss?

>he didn't recognize the qt Siouxsie at the party

what a fucking poser faggot

The way he tries to get with Nancy. The way he is, and his eyes look like cut kosher dicks too. But emotions notwithstanding he's too much of a cringe/archetype and his character comes off as way too unnatural (Compared to Steve's or Mike's who are run-of-the-mill boys).

Come to think of it, I also hate this bitch Nancy for betraying Steve

This. For someone with his music tastes he should've been able to recognize that costume instantly.

Talking Heads and Bowie I can believe because they were huge at the time and big in the 70s, but no American kid living in the boonies without internet would be salivating over those bands

Especially the fucking Smiths whose first album came out that year on an indie label

>brit with chink eyes dressing like an edgy fag

or to gang rape him haha wouldn't that be funny lol just watching steve getting fucked in the ass and mouth at the same time haha

This is how you know he was full of shit on

>his eyes look like cut kosher dicks
lol

youtu.be/IIrhLGdZUAk?t=76
After this scene I thought he was ok, season 2 made him the worst character

God this made me cringe.

>and his eyes look like cut kosher dicks too
sensible kek

Him and Nancy were useless this season. Their arc got a little bit too much screen time in season 1 but at least they had good reason to be there. What the hell was the point here? No real payoff with the Barb stuff - literally a 10 Second sequence at most. We didn’t even get to see Nancy and Jonathan’s reaction to their victory, or the impact it had on Barb’s parents (if I’m remembering right). Useless.

>be a man
>can't aim a gun

Choose only one

Lmfao somone post it

Is that Gotchic King Cobra?

I want Jonathon, Nancy, and Steve to go around in a van and solve mysteries together.

He didn't have the internet in the 80's. It's very possible that he was just exposed to some of those things, and missed some others.

he doesn't have a lot of friends, so nobody would say to him "oh, if you like X, you should really listen to Y".

Him and Nancy weren't totally useless, we saw how they got back together, and the Barb thing got screen time in the first episodes and then one scene at the end where they bury her. I guess they save the rest of their relation for S3, and show the effects on Steve who seems to have taken cuckolding very lightly for now

How long do you think he lasted? Did they fuck twice or you think he had the presence of mind to knock one out in his room before hand? These are vital questions.

Are you guys literal retards? Do you think stereotypes apply literally 100% of the time?
Yes, the average kid living in the boonies wouldn't be into that stuff, but Jonathan is a big music nerd, so it makes sense that he would have sought this stuff out. Unrealistic would be if they portrayed everyone in that town as having those tastes, but they didn't.

Season 3 plot twist: He impregnae Nancy and she makes Steve think it's his. THe Duffers hinted at this with the pull-out mention.

hes crushing nancy box both on and off the show. hes also a chad off the show doing cocaine and partying all the time.

Anyone else just laugh at how well they wrote Nancy's cunty character? When she started saying that "it's all bull shit" nonsense I was laughing man, women are such cunts and truly a waste of intelligence. Just lobotomize all females at birth and keep them in breeding compounds

who hurt you man

Deep lore

>only people living in new york and la can like good music

Trying too hard there. You're either someone trying to derail the thread or a chick that's bootyblasted for some reason.

No one faggot

How has this video not already been memed to death

holding on to anger isnt healthy my man

I don't know, I just find it kinda hard to believe someone that's into The Cure and The Smiths would never have even heard of Siouxsie and the Banshees. But then again, maybe that's just me being unable to properly picture a world without being able to get recommendations online.

he's got the same hairline as me. I comb it down to hide the receding temple too

how can you listen to music like that? different sounds come from the left and right, so you're only hearing half the mix with 1 headphone

just a bunch of kids having a bit of tumble haha just boy stuff hah

there is no doubt in my mind that he pumped out 3 at the very minimum. And 1 in the morning.

>hes crushing nancy box
I-is this real?

If it's shitty downloaded music the sound is the same from the left and right

fuck off and your gay fantasies

Yeah. They're going round Europe together at the moment.

>tfw hairline receding at the temples but I’ve always liked my hair short so I can’t hide it

Hey, a-at least I’m tall though, r-right guys?

That’s gotta be the best victory lap a guy could ever ask for

>coming off the second season of your critically acclaimed, cult followed tv show
>banging your waifu in the show and in real life
>traveling Europe to get praise from an entire continent while slaying that every night, possibly in character to make things interesting
>doing blow the whole time as well

This guy is truly the biggest winner on the cast.

It's Stranger Things, user. Like 80% of the fanbase consists of women and fags

>he's pretending the shower scene didn't happen

that was easily the most homoerotically suggestive thing i've seen in modern media

I choose both
youtu.be/yiq8uVMTaBY?t=9s

>He doesn't have his music player convert all of his songs to mono in order to groove and smoove at the same time

dad?

>I just want to go back to my room and listen to the new Cure album
The story is set around 1984 so the latest The Cure albums were Pornography or The Top. Those are some VERY comfy albums desu.

t. balding permavirgin

Most amerimutts cant aim for shit

But they're not homos

Billy is

His dad might be, but he's certainly not

>strong guy likes muscles and takes care of himself
HURR DURR HE'S A CLOSETED HOMO

Every time

You seem upset. Whatever.
*rapes and pozzes you*
Just another dumpster trash.

@90794916
No (You), filthy sodomite

Back to wherever you came, (((hetero))) beast

@90795099
As long as you go back where you belong, that means the electric chair