America

What is America to YOU, Sup Forums?

>Let's have a bunch of other characters talk about how great she is
>That'll make fans like her

A formerly chubby actress that used to give me a chubby but now voices a character that gives me an even bigger chubby.

Hamburgers. Delicious Hamburgers.

>What is America to YOU, Sup Forums?

The Captain is great. He's gonna make Hydra great again.

>not "What is america to (You), Sup Forums?"

I hear she's an absolute bitch that everyone in-universe loves for no reason.

Holy fuck THIS

t. commies

the hot latina from Young Avengers who somehow got a solo

Another pandering, badly written character Marvel is trying to use to draw in a nonexistent audience

Sure like all that crime-fighting, world-saving, villain-defeating stuff happening there.

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>Instead of saying interesting or varied things of differing opinions that also play upon the speaking characters' personalities let's just make them say vague, vacuously positive bullshit like 'America is hope' and 'She's our future' and 'I like her more than BAND'.

A poor man's Thundra

The Cure is terrible

One of the all-time greatest Judge Dredd stories.

One of the wealthiest and most self-congratulatory countries of the world, and my birthplace. It's got serious issues but I love it.

...which isn't too far off from the character, actually.

A blind white male that is a nazi because all white males are evil in this cuck era
/thread

A criminal

It's a big country with people in it. But that's not important right now.

Great again, fagets.

>Now where is that bacon I ordered.
WHO ORDERS JUST BACON?
Like saying "where's my BLT" I completely understand, but just a single item?
Like going to a diner and ordering a pickle, or cheese.

Her entire personality can be chalked down to "Badass Bitch".
He's got nothing interesting going on other than being a gay child of a gay couple (twofer)

Should have been more like the Raimi SPM1 scene

America is better than this book.

A guilty pleasure for watching cis scum lose their shit over a children's coloring book

A dream from the past.

>Let's have a bunch of other characters talk about how great she is
Including the author's self-insert

A hilarious troll, that amusingly enough, can't take a joke.

Which only makes it funnier.

Entered thread to post this.

Other note: I was reading the Emerald Isle storytime and you explained what a real spud gun is. Are there people who actually don't know what a fucking spud gun is?

Which is being written by a non-cis triggered by cis and for "mature" audiences, user

Just in case. Personally, I had no idea what it was before reading Mac-1's bio, but then again, I'm a bit further down south.

That's literally one of the definitions of a Mary Sue, isn't it?

A little bit Mary Sueish, but the term you want is "The Poochie"

Name one thing lesbians are good for.

I'll wait.

I read that because Sup Forums hyped me up on it and honestly it was pretty boring. I don't know what you people see in it.

To me it works best if read after a bunch of other, bigger Dredd stories, the ones that make you feel like the judges actually are the last, best hope for mankind. Despite being cruel totalitarian assholes, most Dredd stories have the judges playing the hero one way or another. America is probably the longest story where the judges are 100% the villains.
Plus, it helps that most stories starring ordinary citizens before that were of the "crazy cit does nutty shit then gets shot in the dick by Dredd" variety. There hadn't been a lot of tales like America before it.

I bet you guys aren't even gay enough to get the reference in the Felicia panel

Dredd is a lot like Jonah Hex, it's mostly mediocre but is praised on here because it's masculine

Lesbian porn is better than man-woman porn because it's actually more heterosexual. Let me explain:
In normal porn you are looking at a man and a woman, with a dick and a vagina, having sex. That's one Hetero Unit (H) and a Gay Unit (G, or -H), which cancel out (H - H = 0H), so you aren't actually consuming Hetero porn, just neutral according to the Hetero-Gay scale. But in lesbian porn there are two women with two vaginas, to which hetero men are attracted, reaching a whole 2H (H + H = 2H) on the Hetero-Gay scale. That's more than 2 times as heterosexual than 0H, that's infinitely more heterosexual since 2/0= Infinite.
So yeah, if you masturbate to normal porn you can't really call yourself hetero, you're more of a fencesitter, unlike Lesbian porn masturbators who are certifiedly infinitely more heterosexual than you.

Hope that cleared your doubts.

>it's mostly mediocre but is praised on here because it's masculine

lesbians contribute nothing to society in history when gay men have.

Trump pls leave

>worst loki
>artist self insert
Someone tell me this is terrible so I can hide the thread

It is.
You can go now.

rule 63 Randy Quaid?

A failure to catch my attention. Bye.

What the fuck is a capicu?

>Lesbian porn is better than man-woman porn
lesbians in porn are usually not actual lesbians

Roman Reigns, WWE ex-fans will get that one.

On a side note, what's up with the coloring, why are male noses dark and female noses colored?

Screw that, why is the color sometimes covering the shadow, what witchery is this?

>he watches porn
>thinks his degenerate opinion matters

Top lel

A bunch of retards vying to be the one who virtue signals the hardest

An embarrassment.