Childhood is idolizing mickey

Childhood is idolizing mickey
Adulthood is realizing Pete makes more sense

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>Adulthood is realizing Pete makes more sense.

Only certain depictions, others are better left forgotten.

>Mickey tops

I guess. Have you seen his wife?

>Pete fell for the marriage meme
>she's fucking goofy.

What a weird outfit.

Why do the pants connect to his shoulder pads?

Pete makes a great foil for Maleficent, though.

Childhood is idolizing Kurt
Adulthood is realizing Scott makes more sense

What is Pete, anyway? A cat? A bulldog?

A catdog?

Why is he cosplaying as Saber?

Kingdom Hearts/Fate crossover when?

Pete is actually a cat

Overalls

I still have no idea if he's a cat, dog or bear.

Childhood is idolizing adulthood. Adulthood is realizing childhood makes more sense.

What exactly did Pete want to replace the club with?

Well duh Pete gets peg

princess strip club

well, why would you think a midget that sounds like he's been castrated makes sense

I'm wondering what would Mickey sound like if he went through puberty

>Adulthood is realizing you want to fuck Pete

>being gay

i hope.mortimer shows up as some villain too, maybe as Petes partnet

Sup Forums has ruined Pete for me. All I can think of is that comic.

Pete is one of the few characters I can never look at again without thinking of you know what.

ITS

NO

The problem isn't that she's fucking Goofy now, it's that she fucked Goofy, and nobody's actually compared since. Peg isn't cheating on Pete because she doesn't have the option, but she'd strangle her kids in their sleep and knife Pete on the way out if she could get another taste of the Goof.

Wait, which one? The only Pete comic I can remember on here is that soul scarring thing where Due to some oddly defined wrestling match, the OC is shrunk down and pete makes him live for a while in his ass, eating shit, until pete shits him out and he dies suffocated by shit.

That's obviously the one I meant.

Why Disney doesn't make any full show with their characters again?

>Well duh Pete gets pegged

Mortimer is a nobody, so I know who's side he'll be on.

Is this the thread where we discuss how attractive Pete is?

>HA-CHA-CHA

They do, it's called Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. It's for little kids

Otherwise anything animation gets dumped on Disney XD. The new Mickey Mouse shorts are 10/10 though.

KH is already too much of a mess to add the nasuverse

BOOM

MONTY PYTHONS
FLYING CIRCUSSSSSSS

Donald >>> Mickey and Pete

What the hell is up with his shirt? He looks like a character from an anime set in the American civil war.

This is based off that the version where you substitute "Superman" or "Batman" for "Mickey" and "Luthor" or "The Joker" for Pete, right?

Let me spell it out for you, then:

Childhood is idolizing Superman
Adolescence is thinking Lex Luthor makes more sense
Adulthood is realizing they're both fictional characters that would never exist in the real world, and that life is more complicated than that.

I tried to forget, but it keeps coming back

okay I get that his Granma sang that song... what is up the Tutu?

What comic? I'm kind of scared to ask but also want to know...

Childhood is having a crush on Roxanne.

Adulthood is realising that Stacey is better

My headcanon now.

>Childhood is idolizing mickey
>Adulthood is realizing Pete makes more sense
I did neither of these things

Childhood is idolizing Tigger
Adulthood is realizing Rabbit makes more sense

Childhood is idolizing Jerry.
Adulthood is realizing Tom makes more sense.

Tom most of the time did nothing wrong and Jerry was an ass.

...

There's a DuckTales reboot coming. That counts, right?

We've been over this. It depends on the version and Tom was pretty assholish and the one that started shit a lot of the time.

>Go to the beach with girlfriend to have a picnic.
>Some asshole mouse steals your food.
>You try to get rid of him.
>He fucks you up and steals your girl as you draw at sea.'

Jerry actually started a lot of the shit, as Tom just wanted to chill or be with his girlfriend/try to get one. Most of the time, Tom is forced to get rid of Jerry by his Masters who then throw him out into the streets.

Tom Lives Matter

They were both assholes

>HEY KIDS PETE'S INVINCIBLE

how can sounds from a game you've played once stay so clear after over a decade

I Also want to see this please

>literal Big Bad Wolf in Disney canon
>animated series with Bigby keeping order in a run down Duckberg when
>"Do you know who I fucking am!?"
>"I'm growing to break your fucking face, Baloo!"

In kingdom hearts 2 Pete traveled through time and was able to do so because he wished hard enough and Timeless River is some weird isolated time bubble.
In coded he becomes a technomancer in the datascape

So can anyone give me the source, I'm trying to find it but it seems it's not possible, a hint would be nice

Pete time.
now are you gonna post it or just run your mouth like you're hot shit?

>first episode: Zeke is called in by a ruined Mister Toad bitching about disgraced pilot Baloo going crazy again
>being the only officer nearby, Zeke decides to intervene
>kicks down the door, finds Baloo beating on Stacey, fist fight ensues, Stacey saves Zeke, etc.
>after lighting a cig, Zeke turns to leave, but Stacey gently claspes his shoulder and leans in, "you're not as bad as they think you are."
>Stacey dies at the end of the episode, with Detective Zeke on the case
>traces her murder to Pete and TJ who are two of the head honchos in Duckberg's Underworld
>Pete dies in the fourth episode despite being painfully built up as the nastiest of the nasties, forcing women into prostitution if they can't pay their debts
>Zeke finally takes him in after digging up and exposing his wonderdust factories, but then someone shoots him in his cell
>twist is that Pete's club is ran by Max who hoes out his old schoolmates as a way to get revenge, he offed Pete in order to take over his whole racket
>Zeke chases that cunt through town and blowing down the former House of Mouse
>corners him in a old factory, brutal fist fight, ending with Max falling into barrel of toxic waste
>season ends, but just as Zeke is packing up and moving out into the country, Roxanne appears one more time
>"Moving on?"
>"Yeah. Duckberg is a shithole. Still got some family out east, so that's where I'm headed."
>"Alright. Just stay out of trouble, alright?"
>"Sure," Roxanne leans in, "you're not as bad as they think you are."
>Zeke heard that before...
>Roxanne walks away, should Zeke follow?

>cringe the comic

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Woa nelly

It's a game made by square Enix

By default your going to get outfits that make no sense

This has to be a troll post, right? There's no way anyone could be this wrong.

BEEN, ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME.

Sorry Brah, but when it was posted I don't think too many people saved it.

What the fuck is that zipper.

DDD's Muskateer Pete Fight is the best

Childhood is liking Donald for his anger

Adulthood is realizing how Depressing Donald is

GramGram used to sing THAT?!

what's the deal with square enix and zippers?

Seeing as she isn't brought up in later stuff with Pete's family, its really safe to say they aren't together anymore.

If donald had an ounce of Scrooge's experience everything would be fucked

Its where they keep all of their items

>>she's fucking goofy
Like you would´t fuck Goofy if you had the ghost of a chance, user

It'd be an austistic firestorm of money

ha
Took me a sec

Maybe like what Butters will sound like when he grows up.

Childhood is idolizing Dale.
Adolescence is thinking Hank makes more sense.
Adulthood is realizing Hank can be an out-of-touch hypocrite but at least tries, but people like Buck and Peggy are why the world is the way it is.

he thicc

>two people managing being this wrong at the same time

...

Trudy best waifu

He looks pretty good for a guy just turned 92.
Wonder if Disney will be kind enough to throw him a bash on his 100th?

Kinda wish she'd appear in some new GT reboot so porn of her gets made again

Why did they have to make him so shitty in Kingdom Hearts? I mean he has his moments, but for the most part it's just "Haha, look at this useless dumbass." The game that gives him the best treatment is the one that's least important in terms of the series' plot.

And then to attach him to Maleficent on top of that? Why not just stick him with Gantu; they'd at least play off of each other well.

Pete was a bear that later became a cat. He's the oldest continually used character Disney owns. He's been around since before even Oswald.

Can you mix that much autism without some kind of horrifying consequence in the future?

There was a Mad magazine story drawn by Bill Wray from around the time of Hunchback about Walt being unfrozen (yes, I know that was a dank meme) and seeing the Disney characters as senior citizens. (And then he sees what had become of his company by the Eisner era.)

Anyone have any scans of that?