What if Malfroy was a girl?

What if Malfroy was a girl?

i'd make her cast spells on my peenus weanus of course :D

what if crab and goyle were black?

cringe

Him and Harry had a pretty gay obsession for each other going on already so probably not much difference.

Hermione would get lezdommed and forcibly scissored until she screamed "I'm a worthless mudblood dyke" in front of the whole school

fortunately I'm very well acquainted with the diverse literature on this subject

Even if Draco was a girl just to fulfill your beta soy fetishes, which you acquired from heavy porn, internet and videogame consumption, it would still be one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

it would be an anime

What if hermione was black?

What if Ron, Harry and Hermoine were all girls too?

>Malfroy

then we'll see an even more broken down Lucius as he watches his once pure bred daughter slowly turn into a slut onahole for Harry over the course of 7 books

what if Harry was a black girl?

>What if Malfroy was a girl?

I got you, senpai.

Yes totally!!!

Nice

Thanks f@m

And here is Harry

...

>Bullies Harry during the day
>Masturbates furiously in tears thinking about him each night knowing they can never be together