What fictional character do you hate the most?

What fictional character do you hate the most?

OP.

but OP is real, and we all have to live with the fact that the world can produce such a faggot

How do you know OP is real?

I can't top this. Mabel was a cunt, but she was also twelve years old. I blame Hirsh more than anything.

There are lots of other characters that do objectively worse things. But Brian's smug liberal narcissistic nihilistic hedonistic douchebag persona hits one nerve too many.

It's everything wrong with Bush era liberalism, but worse somehow.

Cocks don't suck themselves, some one has to do it.

What are you doing

What about Lisa? Even Brian gets shat on more than she does in their own shows.

for once OP nails it

I'd specifically just say modern Lisa is the one I'd hate, before then she seemed to hover between average 8 year old girl from the early 90's to hippie freak, but now it's pretty much full blown "I'm the writer's mouthpiece" or "I'm a perfect liberal Hippie, oh my god, cultural enrichment and knowledge"

Though really, I'd say everyone in modern simpsons is unlikeable

I don't think you understand how those numbers work.
Your screencap shows 3 posts and 3 unique posters.

Mabel

Isn't he supposed to be unlikable?

Probably peggy hill.

Brian's obviously done worse shit but king of hill is way more grounded in reality than family guy so a lot of outrageous shit that happens gets a pass because its the nature of the show.

Like the fact that quagmire is an actual rapist. Peggy does slimy shit in a realistic setting and in a more grounded way.

You could almost believe peggy is a real person because her dickery is relatable

u bitch!

Me.

Rick from Rick and Morty. He's the poster child for the "happiness is a myth and love is just biologic chemistry and the reason I'm unhappy is because I'm smart enough to see reality really sucks and everyone who is happy is either an idiot or faking it because they are a big fat phony!" philosophy

They basically took Holden Caulfield's character and made him a genius. He's still an annoying, miserable cunt who sprouts random bullshit and justifies his unhappiness as some type of testament to his intelligence instead of the truth that he's just a jackass with mental/social disorders.

that would explain why he's so popular with teenagers and millennials

what has she really done though? other then be self absorbed?

Holden Caulfield is an idealist who struggles with growing up and facing the fact that the real adult world is incompatible with childhood innocence. Rick is just ">tfw to intelligent" and nihilist douchebag.

abrahamic god

I don't really think i despise a character in any cartoon as much as i hate bubblegum and the people that STILL support her after all the shit she's pulled.

fuck this bitch, and fuck anybody trying to defend her in this thread.

sooo there's literally nothing wrong with rick?

user what about any of that is a good thing and doesn't make rick shit

i really want to know what you think

epic 2009 reddit humor my fellow gentlesir.

I don't hate her or anything but I think it's incredibly boring that they spent like two years hyping her up to be shady, sinister, verging on full-term villainy, but then totally backpedaled when another character gave her a stern talking to for ten seconds now she's trying to be super nice. It's just like what was the fucking point dude.

When did she get a talking to?

Anne Frank

i love his relationship with Stewie. and I liked his earlier role as the voice of reason.

When she tried sabotaging Flame Princess' kingdom and FP blew her the fuck out and called her a terrible person.

The thing wrong with Rick is that he doesn't have the will to change and has embraced Nihilism to mask the pain. It's alluded to that this was probably the result of losing his wife.

The problem is that teens and young adults watch the show and don't think "Oh fuck I need to change and improve myself and be a better person to those around me, otherwise I can end up terribly alone and in pain." But instead think it's cool to be the loner misunderstood reject of society. They don't see their isolation as a choice or a concequence of their actions. Instead they attribute it to some innate characteristic of themself like Rick's intelligence.

Most fans of the show completely misinterpret the meaning behind the show. It's like that stupid catchphrase Rick says all the time. The writers literally made bullshit to mock the terrible pop culture shit that catches on, how it has no meaning or people spread it without actually know the value of what they say. And the fans do just that.

After a few months of watching FG before Toonami I've realized that Brian is far from the worst character on the show.

I've always hated how inconsistent the character is. Seth uses him as the voice of reason and mouth piece for all the liberal bullshit aka his personal views and social commentary on the world.

Yet Brian is regularly portrayed as a racist and overall horrible person whose views are completely at contrast with how the world works. I feel like if the show was self aware it could be amazing but instead it's just oblivious and comes off as inconsistent.

Quagmire's still worse
Of all characters to have give Brian the business about being a terrible person, they made the literal rapist do it
Quagmire even admits that he "uses women for their bodies", and acts that acknowledging it somehow makes him a better person than Brian

Not only that, but Brian has been shown to be a fucking idiot time and time again. Not once has the show ever admitted that Quagmire was in the wrong. He's fucking untouchable. Even when he gets called out for statutory rape and given a trial, he gets out of it by first blaming his mother, then his mother just sleeps with the judge to get him out of any jail time. Some of Brian's best episodes are when he crashes and the show makes him out to be a person genuinely struggling with his issues, which would never happen to Quagmire

Shinji from Evangelion

The pigs from Animal Farm. When they sell the stallion to the glue factory for booze I want to make lamp shades out of them.

The version of Peter Parker that was willing to trade his marriage to the devil

>Holden Caulfield is an idealist who struggles with growing up and facing the fact that the real adult world is incompatible with childhood innocence.
He had a warped view of the world and needed a good spanking.

You're in a room with Lisa Simpson, Brian Griffin and DW Read. You have a gun with one bullet. Everybody in the room, except for you, can only die from a gunshot wound. Nobody can escape the room. Shooting yourself does not harm or alter your body in any way. The room does not have any tools that can affect anybody in the room. The gun itself can not harm or alter anybody in the room, only the bullet when it is propelled from the gun.

Which one do you shoot?

remember when she was writing really popular house cleaning tips in a weekly column in the arlen newspaper? remember how she was a minute away from publishing an article telling the whole city to mix bleach and ammonia? she almost got the entire town to commit suicide.

remember when she was a substitute teacher and she started beating kids in class? then when she was validated by weird parents she went nuts with rampant physical abuse to her students, throwing morals to the wind for the sake of impressing strangers and stroking her ego?

peggy is fucked up.

Quagmire is morally the worst character on the show. He did that big rant to Brian, yet he is a murderer, rapist, statutory rapist, kidnapper, animal abuser, and despite criticizing Brian for similar things he also tries to have sex with Lois, he actually DID have sex with Cleveland's wife which caused their divorce and eventually lead to him leaving the town, and he has several known children who he doesn't support in any way. He uses his cop friend to avoid getting punished for any of his crimes. And the worst part is he thinks it's all excusable because he's a "fun guy to hang around with" and he's "honest about it".

>not wanting your hot teacher to paddle you

God.

It's hard for me to pick who I hate most in Family Guy. Everyone is such an insufferable asshole in it and it's really annoying when the writers try to force heartfelt moments on characters who are convicted sex offenders or child abusers.

>remember how she was a minute away from publishing an article telling the whole city to mix bleach and ammonia?
I don't remember this. Why would she do it?

She read it on Sup Forums

That goddamn robot in Treasure Planet

What's wrong woth you?

The only one who needs to be there is DW.

*with

fml

Most hated fictional character is Diane from Cheers, but Brian is probably the Sup Forums character I hate the most.

Because she was being a idiot and posting fake facts in a newspaper without thinking what they result

Porn

for me it's the annoying orange, the most hateable character. close second is angela anaconda.

Eh, Lisa still can be a typical 8 year old, even now. It depends on the episode. It's kind of jarring how one episode she can be mature beyond her years, the next episode she can be a whiny, entitled know-it-all-know-nothing no one likes, and the next one after that she can be a sweet little kid, who has actual kid problems. It's not consistent, but it's also unfair to say she's merely the writer's mouthpiece. They seem to put out an episode or two a year where she's just a kid being a kid.

>remember how she was a minute away from publishing an article telling the whole city to mix bleach and ammonia?

Peggy DID publish it. The whole third act of that episode was a rush to steal all the newspapers in Arlen before people had a chance to read the deadly mistake.

There are tons of other Peggy examples too. Remember that time she smuggled an underage Mexican girl into the country? Or that time she got sucked into a pyramid scheme and tried to fake her own death repeatedly to get out of it? Or that time she faked being Catholic to get a cushy gig at a Catholic school, despite knowing nothing about the religion. Or that time she got conned by a conman, so she planned to con him back, and if that failed she was going to steal his car. Or that time she repeatedly drugged Hank without his knowledge causing him to go through puberty again and causing his testicles to shrivel to the size of raisins.

That's just off the top of my head too. Hell, I think you could also make a case for her killing Cotton, considering he goads him into dying on his death bed, and then lies to Hank about the details of his passing.

But that all said, there are reasons why Peggy is a great character. She's the show's most consistent antagonist, and it's all the better for it.

Why am I incapable of hatred
I guess the closest thing would be Moral's dad on the hunting trip. Drunk people who act like assholes are really annoying and need to just be tied down and gagged till they're sober

Brian is a drunk though

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I'd love to shove a broadsword down his mouth.

I don't hate her because of what her character -was-, but what her character -wasn't-.

She seemed so confident and headstrong in the first season, I was hyped for her. I wanted to see her become the badass avatar to contrast with the happy-go-lucky avatar that Aaang was. Instead, they whittled away at her every season.

Korra basically hit rock bottom, and she never really recovered. I can only assume that this was to make her more relatable to the audience or some shit. She honestly just came across as weak after season 3, and the show went downhill with her. (From what I understand, this was entirely due to budget, and not what the creators intended at all).

The one moment that stands out to me in season 4 was when she manages to stop the spirit canon. She was finally tapping in to her full potential, but we only got to see 5 seconds of it in the last episode.

Be prepared to pull out a shish kabob of twinkies, burgers, pies, cake and other shit fat ugly children eat an ungodly amount of.

Peter's more of a drunk than Brian

I'd shoot Toby twice.

The entire book was literally a warning to teenage shitheads about what happens when you stay a shitty teenager and call everyone else phonies

The book ends with him in a mental hospital still refusing to change

Allen Gregory.

It's Allen Gregory.

in fact, i will pay anybody in here £100 if they can give me 3 positive things about that God awful character

He had a good fashion sense
In one episode, he pets a cat
He...uh, he donated money to a homeless shelter. This episode was never aired and no hint if it can be found on the internet

I agree with you

except that was exactly the type of character they wanted out of Rick

There's a difference between having a bad record, and being a fucking cunt

Quagmire's issues don't annoy the audience

Rebecca Sugar keeps forcing him down our throats. This wouldn't be such a problem if he wasn't completely fucking IMMUNE to character development. We have someone genuinely nice like Sadie wasting her time on him just because the show likes to hamfist this "there's good in everybody!!" message.

If there's a nice side to everyone then fucking SHOW this. I don't mean through great characters who we knew were kind to be redeemed from a mile off, I mean shitbags like this.

It's not hard to get the SOL/filler/side character episodes right. We've seen it happen before. But part of what makes them work is that things change about characters. Each one leaves a lasting impact. But there have been like 4 different instances where Lars should have stopped being a fucking asswipe, but he goes straight back to being one every time because Rebecca Sugar wants to milk these two OCs like a cow until we're all sick of them.

Christ.

Lars and the Cool Kids is literally the only episode they needed for Lars

Everything else is forced

She can't tell whos in the Spanish class she's constantly subbing for and as a results kidnaps a girl who obviously doesn't want to get on the bus

>The Vacation episode was Sadie's fault regardless of what happens in it

>The episode ends acting as if Sadie being disappointed is in the right

What the fuck is the message sugar

>mix bleach and ammonia

w-w-w-w-what is that b-b-b-bad?

Pushed an RV into a lake with people in it. It's near impossible to open car doors while submerged.

That's bad yes, creates a toxic gas. but if shake up a bottle of acetone and hydrogen peroxide you'll make a nice cleaner.

In the original run, he was actually a respectable character.

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mac is literally the worst friend you could ever have, i hate this fucking kid cause he acts like such a smart ass, everybody say's bloo's bad, but at least he's not a complete tool like mac.

Lisa is an annoying cunt but at the same time, most children are annoying cunts and she has been shat on throughout the show whenever her behavior went too far.

With Brian, he's the equivalent to a middle-aged man who should know better and yet he does things that can't even be excused as a result of being young and stupid like Lisa or Mabel.

He purposefully fucked Quagmire over just so he could get a bonus from his real estate job, a job he only got because Quagmire did him a solid.

He purposefully left Stewie to rot in a shitty daycare center because he wanted to sleep with the woman in charge, and only bothered calling the cops when he found out she had a boyfriend.

He purposefully tried using his son to become a writer for a TV show and otherwise gave no fucks about him before he found out that he was a TV star.

And he purposefully GAVE STEWIE, CHRIS, AND EVERY WOMEN HE SLEPT WITH HERPES!

Quagmire's a serial rapist and yet he's more sympathetic than Brian.

Peggy did some bad shit but you couldn't really say that it was purposefully malicious.

She fucked Lucky out of earning his GED but she only did so to stop her niece from becoming poor white trash (then Luanne gets pregnant anyways but whatever).

She kidnapped a Mexican girl but it wasn't on purpose and she returned the girl as soon as possible.

>steven takes over his body and fucks with his life
>everyone acts like lars is the bad guy when he gets mad at him

That's such fucking horse shit

It all comes down to portrayel and how often their behavior affects the plot.

Quagmire's a serial rapist but it's rarely shown and when it is, it's either played off for laughs (owing up to the show's warped sense of comedy) or the characters stop him from taking shit too far, like when Peter and Lois confronted him before he could fuck Meg.

Brian on the other hand is the cause of many problems during the show and rarely does he make an effort to change his behavior or receive punishment for his actions.

He leaves Stewie to rot in a daycare center and the worst that happens is he finds out the woman in charge has a boyfriend.

He gives Stewie herpes but the worst thing that happens is he loses a date and his fb profile is changed to a herpes outbreak.

He shits on Stewie as his agent and the worst that happens is he gets embarrassed on a show and gives Stewie a backhanded apology.

And he never learns from his mistakes and that's what makes him so infuriating

>only bothered calling the cops when he found out she had a boyfriend

This was played for comedic affect so it's not a good judge of his character. The tone during events like this is key.

I almost feel bad for what they did to him despite the fact he's not real, because in the beginning of the show, he was just a drunk jaded normie douchebag who happened to be a dog. They flanderized the fuck out of him after his fallout with Quagmire and made him a reprehensible piece of shit just because people weren't picking up on the subtleties of his earlier character. He was never likable, but it at least used to make sense as a joke that he was just your everyday asshole in a dog body.

it's because they are one of the few town people that are bearable

which of course they have to fuck that up to

He literally held Stewie down and popped his dislocated shoulder back into place just because he didn't want him to tell until he, and I quote, "saw every inch of [whatever the fuck the daycare worker's name was]'s naked body."

It's one thing to do a transition like that for comedy, it's another matter entirely when you fuck over your best friend, as well as all the other children in the daycare, just because you want some tail.

>"happiness is a myth and love is just biologic chemistry and the reason I'm unhappy is because I'm smart enough to see reality really sucks and everyone who is happy is either an idiot or faking it because they are a big fat phony!"

It's the very type of people he is talking about that get mad at this, though. It's not entirely portrayed in a positive light, it causes his family all kinds of problems.

that wasn't played for laughs?

Before the cancellation though, Brian's character was pretty fucking solid. He was the straight man to Peter's wacky antics, he offered solid advice whenever Peter needed someone to talk to, he reacted to Stewie's megalomania with indifference, which made earlier "Road to" episodes so unique.

Then after the movie, Quagmire's rant, and his death and revival, the writers just made his personality even worse because they felt as though they can get away with more.

I thought we were supposed to feel bad for Lars because he's been exposed to the idea that everyone he knows hates him and would like him better if he just became the exact opposite of himself

Only in the sense that watching Peter eviscerate a whale with a forklift was "played for laughs."

among males, Akane Tendo among females.

Exactly.

If I knew it would be like this I'd have preferred he stay dead. As fucked up as it seemed at the time.

If anything Lars is Justified to be a jerk at this point because everyone has shown that they don't give a shit about him, as a person.

It's like the FG writers saw all the letters calling him a Gary Stu author avatar, so they overcompensated big time.

its shit humor. No one judges peter for that shit.

All the teenagers were giving him shit for being mad at steven. I'm pretty sure the show had steven in the right as he was innocently trying to fix lars life.

Like his intentions mattered more than what he did.

He started it. If I acted like that in high school everyone would hate me too.

I really hate people who don't take any accountability for the way they treat others, then turn around and act like it's all a product of their victimhood. People like Lars need to swallow a few teeth.

>Not once has the show ever admitted that Quagmire was in the wrong.
So...Quagmire's the Hank Hill of Family Guy?

Threadly reminder that Holden Caulfield killed John Lennon.

>No one judges peter for that shit.
It's because Peter Griffin is a Mary Sue who the show still tries to paint as sympathetic even while he blows up several hospitals.

It still has nothing to do with the original point of Brian being a douchebag who deserves all the hate that he receives, especially when he does it in the show, rather than in a cutaway like Peter Griffin's antics.

Napoleon didn't successfully annex Germany, but he should have.

In her defense, she didn't know he was in there. Otherwise, that episode is always a gem for how Peggy gets a taste of her own medicine AND nearly gets arrested.

>If I acted like that in high school everyone would hate me too
Standoffish and rude? Plenty of teenagers act like that already. ESPECIALLY when dealing with over eager 12 year olds.