Joe was practically watering in the mouth talking about Idris Alba

Joe was practically watering in the mouth talking about Idris Alba

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Not at all surprising coming from the man who unironically said Obama was the greatest president of all time, and who practically starts jerking off talking about how amazing Tyron Woodley's physique is. Also he still insists Anderson Silva and Jon Jones are the greatest fighters of all time despite both getting busted for roid use over and over and over. If you even mention Fedor as a possible GOAT he practically jumps over the table to choke you.

He's obsessed with black men to the point of even wierding normies out.

Fedor is not a GOAT you fucking autist

He always does that
> Dude its like when white guys wear sun glasses at night, knock that shit off only black guys can pull it off
> Yeah imagine some super stud black athlete doing this
> Telling amy she should get knocked up by black nfl players to carry on superior genes, why not

>IF YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN PEOPLE BECAUSE OF MELANIN YOUR FUCKING DUMB
>Dan Carlin waits for him to finish so he can say something interesting
>Camera goes to Joe's peabrain trying to contemplate something other than MMA or weed while he's thinking, "Tell the one about the mongols"

Fuck i can't stand this Redban guy. He is so uninteresting.

Why is he still allowed to get away with allegations? It hurts my soul to know what he's getting away with, bros

>Jon Jones
>goat

He wouldn't say this now.

Before the alex jones episode he used to criticize Obama all the time, especially with the drones and syria. What color pill do ya suppose alex gave him?

this. not to mention that time he whipped out Neil DeGrasse Tyson's dick and spit all over it

Can't even watch Joe's science episodes now that he keeps mentioning these disgusting "hunters" he salivates over.

Whatever, he gets just as assblasted if anyone suggests GSP as a contender for GOAT, as I'm sure you do. You can never accept anyone with a melanin deficiency as being the best.

>he gets just as assblasted if anyone suggests GSP as a contender for GOAT
what? i don't think this is true.
>as I'm sure you do
why are you so sure what i think when you know nothing about me? i believe the two contenders for GOAT are jones and gsp

He just said it two days ago. Rambling on about who are the greatest of all time are, his number one pick, Anderson Silva, his number two pick, Jon Jones. Both on their nth suspension for roid use. Not a peep about GSP who still holds most of the records.

youtube.com/watch?v=3Y85g9rpC8E

> tell me about the savage uncultured rapids that accomplished fuck all of and if it ware up to them we would still be living as hunter gatherers

I'm not listening to that all the way through. Pretty lame if true though.

>Jamie, pull up that black cock real quick

youtu.be/3Y85g9rpC8E?t=826

According to Joe there are only three names in the debate for greatest of all time, Silva, Jones, and Mighty Mouse. He's like a real life Sup Forums cuck poster

I don't get why people get so surprised by this stuff

Top-tier shitposter.

You faggots take what he says too seriously.

How high was Rogan during this episode? He seemed so happy.

he's openly admitted to watching bbc cuck porn, idk what the shock is.

There is nothing wrong with cuck porn.

All porn is cuck porn tbhf

I'm actually starting to believe rogan is part fag or a cuck or something. He doesn't joke about it in a normal way

I'm just saying the meme has clearly infected his consciousness enough that it slips out from time to time. I don't think he's taking dick in the locker room tho.

He had a comedy album where one bit was just him fake fucking a guy in the ass. He's queer.

Well no, because *brings the mic closer* Every 10 years the cells in your body actually completely change. I was reading this article about how melanin can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- Jaimie could you get that article up? Yeah but it's because your negroid glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go *looks over at the screen* Look at that ... Yeah, that black guy must be what? 200 pounds? Jesus he would pound my ass to shreds.

>Dude imagine if you had a gameshow and some guy jerked off on you and you had to fall asleep within an hour

>Imagine if they guy looked like Kimbo Slice and you were strapped in like a mental patient, you just couldn't do it

>Imagine if you were wearing lingerie and gave him sensual kisses while he embraced you with his big strongs arms [REDACTED]

Each joke is a glimpse inside Joe's gay sissy mind, and he has the gall to call other people "Gay as fuck"

>unironically said Obama was the greatest president of all time
So, who was it? Trump?
Do the world a favor and neck yourself, you walking embarrassment.

There were other presidents before Obama, sweety.

>preaches against SJW's
>then starts acting like a SJW and promoting feminist ideas on his show and inviting SJW comics talking about how large in stature men are intimidating and it's somehow a problem because some women might feel uneasy by his presence and how women are disadvantaged blah blah blah

what's going on? is he falling off the deep end because he cucked himself with a daughter and his wife doesn't want more kids or something?

its called nuance dude

No he's just american

He's just avin a laff m8

Who doesn't tbqh

Joe loves worshipping blacks though, repressed bull cuckolding fetishism?

umm sweetie no...the mongols were acshually pastoralists

the mongols invented asymmetrical warfare

Nah, the first documented occurence of it is Alexander vs. the scythians IIRC.

I have never in my life seen anything like this in a text book

I was just memeing as if i know what the fuck im talking about

this looks like something out of sam hyde's dumb book

Good, because I'm also wrong since I just remembered Art of War predates Alexander

The key to success: it's not how hard you can hit, it's how many 3-hour podcasts you can churn out per month while hunting elk, eating bear, doing standup, slinging dick jokes, abstaining from wheat, driving your Sharkwerks Porsche, ignoring Callen, paternally tolerating Redban, and watching Idris Elba flops.
Can you hang with the higher primate?
If you get hit, Jamie will pull you up.

>imagine if you, like, married your high school sweetheart, you met when you were 16, you fell in love, she broke your virginity, you broke hers, and then one day when you're 35 you come home and she's getting gorilla fucked by her personal trainer who looks like Emmitt Smith.

>and he's just stuffing her in the corner of a couch and he's just hammering it. You walk in the house and it smells like pussy and you're like 'what? it smells like pussy and assholes in here~! Like, what the fuck is going on? And you, like, hear [smack smack smack] GRRRPH, GRRRRFF [smack smack smack] and she's like [oohOOOOOOOOOOH] and you walk in there right when he's jizzing in her face. And imagine the heartbreak.

are you people so desperate that after louis ck fell your new mascot for cuckoldry is an alt-right podcaster?

>Joe was practically watering in the mouth talking about Idris Alba
No wonder...

>There was only two presidents!

Do the world a favor and neck yourself, you walking embarrassment.

...

lol what a gay

All I’d feel is the recoil.

did he say that? i can't tell if this is a joke because he admitted to watching cuck porn recently

Not an American, but holy shit I'm embarrassed for you.

In the English speaking world we call your post a non-sequitur.

I stopped following the podcast a long time ago, does he still randomly bring up black clocks and cucolding?

Bah, same.
Listening to maybe like 50 episodes I slowly realized how uninteresting the podcast was and how much of it overlapped into itself

This is from mid-October. In the most recent one with Owen Benjamin he enthusiastically pointed out all of Jack Johnson's wives were white.

Does he also support pederasty?

kek It's funny how often he mentions this shit.