Extra Thick!

>Extra Thick!
What he mean by this?

Woa nelly

>Hey Aku, how do you want your cultists?

He was ordering a bounty hunter for Jack

He wanted a huge thick hunter because he has the "Bigger is better" mentality

He was saying "Extra thick" as in "Stupid".

But wasn't he ordering food? Wtf kind of delivery food that needs to be specified as "extra thicc"?

If we're assuming a pizza, extra thick pepperoni slices.

Although I just now realized this. Laughed my ass off at that guy driving to Jack in his car.

>extra thick pepperoni slices

or crust

EXTRA
thinn

>thick pepperoni slices.
They're not slices then

Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the chubby-chasing Master of Healthy Curves, unleashed an unspeakable thickness!

Calling it now - the cult leader will kill Aku with Jack's lost sword and take Aku's place as the big bad.

>orders an extra thick henchman
>when he fails to kill Jack, he gets angry at the guy for being stupid

I don't think Aku thought that one through.

She was ordering girls to impregnate for S5

woa nelly

>She

>or crust

...Fuck

What about pineapple slices?

>there's more porn of the electric emoji dogs than the thicc sister
It just ain't fair.

I'm sure she'll get more over time, or if you nicely ask /aco/ or something

...

>Wtf kind of delivery food that needs to be specified as "extra thicc"?
Milkshake.

>Wtf kind of delivery food that needs to be specified as "extra thicc"?
The cheese on pizza.

Personally I ask for thin cheese because I don't want to aggravate my lactose intolerance despite taking lactaid.

He was ordering a pizza you morons

EXTRA THICK CRUST!

Now I kind of want to order a pizza, but no place delivers here and if I get carry out it means I need to put on pants and brush my hair

you can't do Uber Eats or Favor user?

>Master?

>I've finally found you through this telephone device. Your daughters have been born, do you wish to see them?

How did she even get pregnant?

Probably raped some randos the cult kidnapped

Aku was horny and the foolish samurai wasn't in the mood

Akus crazy ex. Think about, aku sees just about anyone who asks and this bitch can't get a hold of him despite worshipping him? He's avoiding her.

he would never be so lucky

Not the same user, but some people don't live close to any real population centers. Only two places near me will deliver to me. Anyone else claims it's "out of range".

You son of a bitch

Woa nelly

Should have worn protection

heh

When the board starts talking with itself.

Chicago style.

Even his taste in pizza is evil.

my sides! :'D

kek

On on unrelated note, how do you guys like your pizza crusts: thicc or thinn?

EXTRA THINN

used to be thick, got braces, now it's thin

>Chicago style
>Pizza
Pick one
I feel your pain, braceface.

I don't like pizza

It's just like eating Nothing at All! Nothing at All! Nothing at All!

You disgust me, but I'll respect your tastes nonetheless.