Detective Comics #953 Preview

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>It's another Batman are jobbing to a woman episode
Is Tynion feminist or something?

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It's always been the case that Cass could arguably take Batman. She trained so hard she became autistic

I can agree with Cass, but he got beaten like a amateur by Shiva in last issue. And I'm pretty sure Batwoman also beated him in some issue. And he was tricked by Spoiler. FUCKING SPOILER.

He shouldn't have gotten his ass handed to him like he did, but Shiva is also one of the few people than can take Batman in pure hand to hand

This cover perfectly summarizes Batman's role in Tynion's 'Tec.

I always thought it was funny that Cass was originally explicitly designed as a very slim and athletically built Asian teenager, but most artists inevitably give her big tits because that's the only way they know how to draw women.

>says "SPOILER" instead of just using ctrl-s
fucking newfag gtfo

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NO BULLY

That's pretty hot.

>Shivasaurus on two screens
God-fucking-dammit when will we be rid of you

>. And he was tricked by Spoiler.
Scan.

Die cunt.

>Damifag's here

Alright everyone, let's pack it up

Wait is Renee Montoya still The Question in Rebirth time?

does Cass finally kiss that one random ballerina in this issue?

cass kisses are for harperonly

No. She's gonna kiss her mom.

>incest in comics
has this actually ever happened?

I mean, pedophilia is pretty common, especially in the DCU (looking at you, Slade), so why not incest?

Ultimate Wanda & Pietro

Please. Cass would deserve someone better than arguably the worst Batfam member.

oh shit. forgot about them.

>I can agree with Cass, but he got beaten like a amateur by Shiva in last issue
>amateur
>Shiva
Holy fucking shit, someone get Judge user in here to school this fool, it's just too much stupid for one user to reply to.

Man, I don't even care. Tynion can have Shiva slap the entire Batfamily's shit for 20 pages straight with one hand tied behind her back and it still wouldn't change the fact that her character in this is shit and the arc is the same old tired "Come with me daughter we'll be a real family now all you have to do is KILL" plot that makes no sense and is going to end the same way it always does.
At least it'll look gorgeous tho'.

>Alright everyone, let's pack it up
James you sucks .

>. Tynion hate batman and love Tim.

I wonder why Tynion hates batman-Dami and Jason --What is his problem.

I'm starting to see what you mean by saying Snyder is really the root of the majority of the problems the Batman books are having. King is just a symptom of that, and Tynion will keep writing mediocre stories until Snyder leaves and take him down with him.

Snyder has no idea how to use the Bat Family and his efforts to create his own (harper and now Lark) have been successful.

I'd be crying too to know my mother was once a dinosaur.

That chick probably won't eer appear again

>Why?
>Why was she so lame?

Class and Shiva are probably two of the only people who can beat Bruce somewhat soundly

Yeah I understand that Shiva can beat Bruce but I disliked how easily she did it, like waving off a child.

No.

> It's okay Cassandra. It's okay.
> She's wearing an awesome coat now.
> What you're seeing was your mom having a 90s moment. It happens to us all.
> Did I ever tell you the time Jean Paul was me?

>Bruce spends the rest of the evening storytiming the Knight Gallery for Cass on the batcomputer
>"Even the best of us can fall, Cassandra. Even the best of us."

But Bruce is a child to someone on her level of fighting.

Wait, did the story with Shiva and the not!League of Assassins end last issue? I skimmed it because it was dull.

Sooo much spaghetti!

Nah, we're about one third through, I think.

Good thing I'm not paying for it... I'll give it another shot when it's Basil's arc.

So Rebirth aged Shiva back up?
Because that debut in Nightwing was shit, and the showings in Red Hood and Deathstroke were even worse.

Pretty much. She's Cass' mom again, or at least that's what she's saying, and she's got her sweet BoP coat back.
Her writing's still shit tho'.

This is the fourth part of it. The arc ends in May, but Spoiler is getting a solo spotlight at the end of that month. Based Basil ain't getting an arc yet. The next arc focuses on Jean Paul and Luke.

After that we don't know who gets the central arcs then. Maybe Rebirth (Tim?). Maybe finally based Basil? Tynion has been coy after the Luke/Jean Paul arc.

I bet Clayface's arc will be him betraying the team.

Truth be told I'm terrified he's gonna heroic sacrifice himself in this arc. Luke already broke the news to him that the parts of his original DNA are barely there.

The solicitations for this arc tease that the League takes out the rest of the team leaving only Cassandra being the only one standing and the late April issue is an entire issue of her fighting the League. Then the solicitation teases possibly another team member dying in said issue that they promise Cassandra's big fight spotlight.

I just got this terrible feeling Basil's gonna do something heroic making Cassandra go apeshit on the League.

Plus really, what can the League do to him? Only, way is if he heroically does something. I don't want based Basil to leave. Him, Cassandra, Tim, and Jean Paul have been the positives for me in this comic.

>whore
Whoa DC calm down, this isn't a Young Animal title

Yo could you guys hit me up with some Shiva porn?

Eh, there's not really much that's worth it. The best I've seen were a couple of pics by Dick Hammersmith/Kiarou, and one of them's not even strictly NSFW.
That said, there is one goofy-ass pic of her fighting Elektra and both getting their clothes shredded to show their tits. Even in porn she can't stop fighting!

TEN SECONDS

Because to view the full beauty of Shiva is to invite yourself to fap to death.

He's right.

You are being a newfag, don't try to play it off.

Dude, do you read comics.

Do you even know who Shiva is?

On one hand, it annoys me a little that they didn't even show one punch of that fight, and the ten seconds thing does sound a bit like too much.
But on the other, that Hellsing-ass pose and smile with blood everywhere is a hell of a turn on.

Literal perfection.

>Speak, girl
Tynion made a complete botch of the David Cain character. No fucking nuance at all.

The first Kid Amazo in JLA Confidential. He thought he was just a normal guy in college with a girlfriend.

Turned out he was an aged up test tube baby by Ivo and his father was Amazo and his girlfriend is his mother.

Poor Jean

Yet it's curious if the article of cloth was Shiva's. Because it would mean an actual relationship more than, "He kills Sandra, I must fuck him and be reborn."

Man, I hope that's not the case, because otherwise Tynion will have achieved the impossible: make Shiva's "relationship" with David Cain even worse.

I can't wait to find out why Shiva is suddenly murdering cities. That is going to be some grade-A bullshit.

So, Sup Forums, do you think Cass will stay on the team or join Tim and Steph in getting out of dodge? I think she'll stay, because she's the only one left from the original team that doesn't have an expiration date built in, and she's the one who needs the exposure the most (since Steph has had more titles recently, the first Eternal was much more popular than the second). Plus, I think since Tynion has a boner for making everying as much like 1992-2004 as possible, Cass being Batman's loyal soldier is the closest to that default other than making her Batgirl again.

I will be very upset if Cass isn't attending a ballet with Bruce and Kate at the end of this arc.

Yeah, her first New52 appearance already had her being hired to kill a defenceless attorney, which is already hugely OOC for her, and now this bullshit.

What "role" was Shiva playing when Harley shot her in the ass?

Shiva is probably the most schizophrenic DC character after FP besides Batman.

Believe it or not, she was actually leader of the League of Assassins then. Or at least a part of it. Though it was a one-time promotion by Odysseus that didn't really go anywhere at all and even within the story she was just making up the numbers.

I'm sorry, I should have phrased it more like "was getting shot in the ass part of her plan?"

OF COURSE.

god, young Slade was such an awful idea.

user...

That is way too fucked up for a cover

I will be upset if Cass doesn't get a new costume by the end of this arc, because her current one is fucking horrible.