Of all the crazy or unintentionally hilarious PSAs we've seen in these threads, which ones would you show to your kids?
Of all the crazy or unintentionally hilarious PSAs we've seen in these threads, which ones would you show to your kids?
Jason Price
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Brandon Clark
Blake Wright
I wonder what regular supervillains think of PSA villains. They gotta be lower than Stilt man on the villain scale.
Chase Miller
And they said Superman doesn't kill.
Jordan Gray
Why does everyone in the town want to molest the cautious twins?
Julian Garcia
Drugs? Stranger danger? Nah. I'd start my kid out on something easy, like "What to Do When Your Friend is a Lesbian Apex Predator":
Zachary Peterson
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Jaxson Long
Robert Martinez
keeping your hands to yourself is a good lesson for kids but couldn't they pick some better examples?
Also, why needlessly jump between 2d and 3d?
Jack Davis
I think they're mutants with the power to unconsciously emit phermones that attract older gentlemen whenever the twins are touching or holding hands.
Noah Johnson
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Might be a bit morbid but they should know that you definitely can die, incur lifelong retardation through brain damage, lose your legs, etc if you aren't being smart about street manners.
Samuel Edwards
I miss Zellers
Owen Morris
Just where do these kids live that it's just brimming with all these rich, handsome, sexually aggressive pedophiles.
Carter Carter
[THIRST INTENSIFIES]
Levi Gray
It's just how these kind of people see the world. "everyone is a pedophile!" As an adult man it honestly makes me scared to even look at kids in public, I just know some mom is waiting to bitch me out.
Luke Hall
It's a town of child molesters.
Matthew Hughes
yeah, not all adult men are pedos
Julian Reed
Her bro ain't even angry, he smirking.
Elijah Walker
At this point, I'm not sure if that policeman really arrested that guy or said, "Hey fuck off, I saw them first."
Thomas Morales
>Monkeys like to TICKLE each other!
Caleb Ward
Sarah > Maria
Jordan Hill
If my son were the world's sexiest black kid, I'd have to show him this one:
Justin Harris
Jose Miller
Maria wouldn't last a minute in Sarah's PSA world. Maria is the only one who wants to molest girls in her world. Sarah, meanwhile, has been fighting off older gentlemen since she was 6:
Ian Collins
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Y O U R W I L L I E IS R U B B I SH
Brody Garcia
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What's in your pants belongs on to you, your pants cover up your private parts!
Robert Jackson
These types of PSAs are fucking weird
Camden Turner
What is Sup Forums general opinion on Alex willy?
Hudson Scott
Fucking hell
Eli Murphy
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Mason Johnson
These anti-molestation PSAs are giving me weird boners.
Evan Stewart
Oh hey it's one of these
Jayden Price
Carson Hernandez
What if I LIKE it when young girls are made uncomfortable by a man's touch?
Adrian Walker
you belong in prison
Dominic Cooper
Hows that Brazilian prison treatin ya aussie man
Parker Smith
they disabled the comments on youtube because everyone was pointing out that all the adults were completely nude.
Julian Morris
then have this
Robert Jackson
I'm starting to suspect that those PSAs aren't just for teaching kids. Maybe they're also for pedophiles everywhere to fap to so they don't go out and fuck a kid.
It's the only way for me to explain that Komal one to myself, I mean jeez, that molesty scene looked like something out of a Skinemax movie...
James Richardson
I've dated a girl who was molested and it felt like basically every form of sexual interaction we had was her way of recreating it. She eventually asked me to rp as a pedo and herself as a little girl. Later she got pissed at me for it.
Brandon Walker
They say that shit stick with you for life.
Jackson Torres
MAN OF MURDER
Asher Russell
This is a 1977 British film for children about farm safety:
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It features non-stop child death.
Charles Brooks
We have become such a fucking weird culture. When I was a kid we wrestled and tickled each other and shit all the time. Are we really so deep into this MY BODY MY CHOICE thing that human beings cannot even touch each other anymore?
Justin Foster
Why is Calvin hanging out with these people?
William Lee
Remember when Sup Forums made all the /34/ of these two in that one thread years back?
Easton Walker
I thought you were joking, this shit will keep me up tonight, time to keep watching
Jace Green
I thought that guy looked familiar.
Brayden Martin
I like how he thrusts his hips out along with the cigarettes. Not even subtle.
>Hey kids, suck on theeeeeeeeeese!
Dominic Campbell
Fucking ridiculous, isn't it?
Daniel Evans
To be fair, spend enough time on Sup Forums and it sure feels like everyone is a pedophile.
Ethan Hernandez
Hoo boy!
Isaac Cox
>that molesty scene looked like something out of a Skinemax movie
It didn't. You just interpreted it that way because you're a pedo
Connor Smith
I was diddled by my (female) music teacher. I was old enough to get aroused and ejaculate but it still felt uncanny and off to me, even then. She didn't rape me although that's what courts would call it, just fondled my junk, gave me handies and let me look at and touch her tits.
I wasn't traumatized or anything, it just colored my sexuality since then. Like she defined for me what my body finds stimulating.
I often still imagine her during sex, and sometimes will want to lay down with my head in a girl's lap with my eyes closed like I used to with her, pretending it's still happening.
So yeah, weird territory. I'm not fucked up, I don't think it's really that bad for men, but I also wouldn't describe it as healthy sexual development either.
Jaxson Perry
Plenty more where that came from...
Kevin Peterson
>Kids these days...
Luis Hernandez
Seriously, Sup Forums... would you?
Jacob Green
Its not the kids. Its the messages the adults send to them.
Christian Powell
>slides his hand under the girl's
Justin Russell
>your chest is a private area
Dude...6 year olds don't have anything up there.
Adrian Scott
My search has yielded disappointing results.
David Diaz
When I was a kid, my parents would always tell me to keep my hands to my self, and not be a bothersome little shit. Of course, we still did it to tease other kids sometimes, but we knew we were being little shits. It's not a bad to teach kids to keep their grubby little hands off people
Ethan Thomas
>With my cancer causing X-ray vision I can see the cancer caused by smoking cigarettes
Sebastian Adams
She has to go back.
Jeremiah Collins
I wish that Giraffe was a zipper
Ethan Davis
Wasn't there a Drawn Together spoof of this?
Lincoln Scott
I want to touch her inappropriately.
Jose Brown
>children roughhousing with each other is "being a bothersome little shit."
This is why our society produces weak, soft people.
Oliver Davis
no that's definitely a little fucked up man.
Nolan Jones
being a narcissistic hardass is antisocial. bad for everyone. chemically geld yourself since you have no self control.
Leo Reed
>even if someone thinks you're flirting with them, it doesn't give then permission to touch you
Yeah you better believe it does, you filthy slut.
Eli Cooper
>MY BODY MY CHOICE
Funny how they seem to insist on the exact opposite of having a choice.
Caleb Ross
I think the plan from our illuminati overlords or whatever is to make everybody distrust and fear everybody else, to prevent people from even forming healthy relationships (gender war shit) so ultimately there will be no sense of loyalty or caring for friends, lovers, family or community any more, only the self-interested individual who works and consumes.
Kayden Carter
But I'm not a pretty little girl. What would she want to do with me?
Logan Bailey
>tfw you were never the victim of IRL /ss/ as a kid
Feels bad man.
Nolan Williams
Yeah I'm the hardass, not the one who's so warped by his shrew parents' helicopter-parenting that he recoils at children playing.
Jacob Adams
I wouldn't be surprised. They've already stoked the fires of racism to the point we're worse off now than we were in the 80s.
Cameron Powell
I mean I don't cut myself or shit like that. It's definitely more traumatic for girls than for boys. I don't even feel negatively about it, it was just strange is all. I was breathing really fast, my heart was pounding and I felt confused and excited.
Actual rape victims have constant nightmares, attempt suicide, etc. I just get guilty boners fantasizing about stuff I only later learned was wrong.
Austin Clark
>It's definitely more traumatic for girls than for boys.
Man I don't want to sound Tumblr, but you should kind of speak for yourself on this kind of thing. I got diddled and it fucked me up for years.
Tyler Moore
I like how with all the accidents and trauma, one of the monkey's was just "he got his bike stolen and couldn't catch up"
Christian Cook
By a woman? If it was by a man then yeah of course, but that's not what I meant. Getting forcibly penetrated by grown up dick is a very different thing than soft woman hands on your little boy danglers.
Liam Robinson
>he boops her fucking nose
>she starts crying and delivers a monologue about some other kid who triggered her autism
Jesus, this kid is a weak piece of shit.
Jace Rogers
Shouldn't you guys be posting this in the infowars comment section?
Lincoln Torres
this is why they call it an "impressionable" age
people wanna downplay it but most kinks really are just reactions to extreme shit we saw/experienced as kids
William Long
I blame those goddamn video games.
Nathan Barnes
>Slim knew that his big sack would be hard to handle
Phew
Kevin Jenkins
its just about propagating as much infighting amongst the lower class communities as possible to prevent from from combining what little democratic power they each hold to make life difficult for the tax evading, government bailout demanding, corporate mosquitoes
Zachary James
>it just colored my sexuality
>still imagine her during sex
>pretending it's still happening.
>I'm not fucked up
The way one described it makes it sound pretty fucked up from an outside perspective.
Hudson Miller
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Evan Stewart
the fuck did I just read?
Adam Turner
A gentleman always lets girls be on top.
Julian Thomas
Was the US not well off in the 80s? Reagan got a pretty good share of the black vote.
Brayden Wright
why
Hudson Taylor
Fuck, man.
That's brutal.
Ian Wright
I liked it, would you like to see mine?
Landon Walker
The one with the international league of pedophiles
Logan Reyes
oh god please link this looks too funny
Angel Cook
According to Gallup polls, over 80% of nonwhites voted for the Democrat candidate in both of Reagan's elections.
Daniel Murphy
>the international league of pedophiles
This has supervillain potential.
>Jap, Italian, French, Aussie, Brit
What are all their special pedo-powers?
Kayden Ortiz
>Rape wave
>Access to the strongest pogs slammers in existence
Is there a more powerful villain alive?
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