Female character chugs a beer

>female character chugs a beer
>what? i grew up with 7 brothers

>character rapes then stabs woman
>what? I grew up with 3 niggers

>character shits on the carpet
>what? I grew up with 5 wolves

>OP makes a terrible post on Sup Forums
>what? i grew up with Sup Forums

>guys act like this is an impressive feat

>character eats a bunch of food leaving none for other characters
>what? I grew up with glandular problem.

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>man chugs down some smelly, goopy white liquid in a mug
>what? I grew up with 9 brothers

>OP leaves Sup Forums and gets a life
>what? I grew up

>character posts XKCD unironically
>what? This gets upvoted on /r/funny

some beers are good

>people like this exist
>people think acting like this is acceptable
if this is what real people are like im gladim a NEET

>character kills themself
>what? no one cares

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i hate this comic

XKCD truly is the soyboy/nu-male Bible

can i save this

Pirating is wrong, user.

>user makes a terrible rëddit spaced post on Sup Forums
>what? I grew up with 2 dads

>character drinks tea without milk

>ewww beer is gross you guys
Randall is a soiboi confirmed.

preach

Seriously used to read it fastidiously when I was in uni, because I thought it was about people like me. Turned out it was about failed physicists whining about their shrinking dicks and being smug.

Also I fucking love beer. I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer so I can drink at work.

>girl talks about getting gang banged by 7 dudes
>what? I grew up with them

>Orc attempts to put meat back on the menu for the boys
>What? I grew up with Uru-kai!

Peak soyboy

>no indian jokes
son

Yes, you pretentious twat. Your view is objectively the right one and literally no one else has a different opinion. Everyone else is faking and you're a genius for calling them out.

it's true if you and your friends are 17 years old

>user knows what reddit spacing is

>user thinks he knows what reddit spacing is

>character post lame ass google search pepe
>thread is successful

beer tastes like trash and I haven't drank a single one in the last, idk, 6 years
it all tastes like shit to me desu, I only drink vodka to get drunk.

>He's a milk-drinker
Go back to the Isles

Isles? Isn't milk in tea a Bavarian thing?

While I agree that XKCD is generally pseudo-intellectual shit, there are some really funny ones.

Maybe, but it's also a British thing, and people worldwide actually give a flying heck about them

Fucking this. Mikes or Angry Orchard for taste, hard liquors straight to get plastered and have a fun night. Only closet soyboys argue about mixed drinks and other beers

Though to be fair, almost all American beers are fucking trash

I thought milk-drinker was a compliment. Because milk makes you big and strong, so I thought they were saying I looked so strong I probably drink lots of milk.

>character takes big sip of coffee
>what? i didn't sleep last night

>not using the far superior, customizable authagraph maps

What message is this trying to convey?

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Pathetic

you speak from experience

If you drink anything other than a cheap generic lager there's a 90% chance you are under 18, autistic or an alcoholic

apparently you do too

>female character deepthroats a large member
>what? I grew with my dads 7 inch cock

i fucking hate liberals

XKCD is the platonic form of everything wrong with liberalism, soyboys, nu-males, cucks, and every other stereotype rolled into one package

>character reveals he has 0 speeding tickets
>what? i grew up with 7 ghosts

I'm in my 30s and still think this.

>7 inches is large

Why does my dick feel tiny?

>milk
>not cream

poor trolling attempt

It’s probably thin and has no girth to it

As much as I despise xkcd, he seems to at least acknowledge his autism in this strip. The other guy is being chill and not being portrayed as irrational and "in the wrong" which is the go-to route for this webcomic.

self-hating faggot

You need to learn to love yourself fellow soyman

>female character crashes a plane
>what? I grew up with a big guy

I used to hate beer but then I turned 20 and stopped drinking piss water.

You’re not supposed to measure from your asshole

You need to see it in a girl's hands you fucking virgin.

I am a girl though...

It's the same as saying lightweight, someone who drinks milk in social situations because they're too much of a pussy to get drunk and make an ass of themselves.

low test weeb

>user makes a bad bait
>what? I grew up with newfoundland fishermen

hi m'lady

>almost all American beers

There's more beer than the mass produced shit you know

>Female character gets gangbanged and doesn’t break a sweat
>what I grew up with 7 brothers

>user makes a joke i understand and appreciate
>call him a fucking leaf anyway

>character steals money from his own mother and gets caught
>what? i grew up in a kibbutz

>feisty girl character literally has sex with the entire cast
>doesn't get pregnant
>"What? Girl learns some tricks growing up with 10 brothers, 4 dogs, a horse, two stepdads, and a curious neighbor."

Underrated

>fancy rich people party scene
>Spring by Vivaldi starts playing

>female dates a black guy
>what? I grew without a father