Describe this series with one word or less
Describe this series with one word or less
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DULLEST
Movies.
Dullest
"No!"
"No!"
dull
dullest
One word to describe the dullest of franchises? How about I give you a detailed blow by blow of the dullest series ever. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
gay
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Magical
gay
terrible
estronaut
this should have been the first post. step up your game Sup Forums
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>90846399
correct answer
someone post the antipasta
Kino and better than over 90% of the shit this board talks about
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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Mudblood
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A roadside picnic is nowhere to be seen on this list.
Voldemort did nothing wrong.
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Best
HOWEVER
HOWEVER
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AVADA
overrated
It really is a shame that Harry Potter threads must always elicit the dullest pasta in the history of Sup Forums memes. Seriously each version bashing the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from its half-assed nature, the pasta’s only consistency has been its lack of originality and ineffective use of the accompanying image, all to make the humor humorless, to make creativity seem undesirable.
Perhaps the die was cast when the underage faggots poo-pooed the idea of creating any original content; they made sure the pasta would never be mistaken for a work of originality that meant anything to anybody - just a ridiculously bland guarantee of (You)s. The pasta might be anti-Semitic (or not), but it’s certainly anti-Baneposting in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the first time was clever
"Brap!"
The writing is dreadful; the pasta was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time someone replied to the pasta, the word “based!” was used.
I began marking on the back of a Harry Potter DVD every time that word was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the DVD several dozen times. I was incredulous. Sup Forums’s mind is so governed by cliches and dead memes that it has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of the pasta by Stefan Molyneux. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading this pasta at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to listen to my rhetoric." And he was quite right. He really was making an argument. When you read this pasta you are, in fact, trained to reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep.
Dreadful
tumblr
Patrician
Holy fuck
propaganda
Bland.
My gf is Obessed with this stupid franchise and I'm watching all the movies with her. The movies feel like a waste of time. It was like the original cinematic universe. Teasing voldenort (thanos) forever.
"No!"
Satanic
jewy
blue
No...
aka jewish
REALLY?
You have shit taste. They are pretty much the only blockbusters besides fellowship of the ring that arent bland.