Trash person coochie or post-apocalyptic coochie by themselves would smell bad enough but both together?
Whoo, it'd be like a bag of shrimp left in a hot car for a week
Trash person coochie or post-apocalyptic coochie by themselves would smell bad enough but both together?
Whoo, it'd be like a bag of shrimp left in a hot car for a week
Have to throw that damn chair away
sooo horny
dank pusy is best pusy
fuck off frog
Seriously imagine living in a world where not bathing daily was the norm.
I won't even step outside if I've gone 36 hours without a shower.
Everything south of the equator stews in their own fecal juices all year round
Australia including
Ask men who were in afganastan with women.
Rancid puke trash was what I was told.
You realise that it gets colder when you go south of the equator as well as north of it, right?
Australian here, this is true.
I spend all day and night for weeks sitting in my soiled undies because I'm not close enough to magnetic north.
Poles are due for a reversal so hang tight buddy!
gosh if i was in afganistan i would hope my position would be professiona pusy cleaner i would go around to all the buff sexy army girls and make sure they were all clean with my tonge so they didn't get yeast infections and stuff
>buff sexy army girls
Any women joining the army isnt not going to be buff or sexy.
me ether
Imagine the smell...
Actually being physically healthy and confident makes people look attractive.
Now they might not win any beauty contents but sexy buff girls are sexy.
>physically healthy and confident
>in the army
Blown out knees and being literally shit on by everyone a rank up from you seems alright to you?
Legit blown out knees tearing acls and PTSD.\
Dont forget that suicide.
why do the knees get fucked? kneeling on the ground?
heavy weight being carried around all the time
oh yeah that makes more sense than what I said. I imagine shoulder injuries are common too?
Sitting around naked in a trash pile. This bitch would be dead of staph in under a week.
War is traumatic but generally overcoming adversity with teamwork is a rewarding human experience. If it wasn't a standing army would be almost impossible, because all the kids of soldiers would be warned off from joining but we frequently see the opposite.
My father never served and I got as far as MEPS before I changed my mind (cowardice mostly)
>Legit blown out knees tearing acls
This happens in plenty of physically demanding jobs.
>being literally shit on by everyone a rank up from you
This happens in plenty of office jobs.
Being in the army isn't great, but neither is working anywhere else.
>Combines the worst aspects of trades and white-collar careers
>You can't walk away/quit your job
>The pay is dogshit
>You can totally die, it's almost expected
And people STILL go to work for Uncle Sam, it's truly extraordinary. My only rationale was it's a guaranteed job.
You also learn cool shit and they look after people who finish. There's a heap of benefits you get for having been in the army.
On top of that, it'll look good on any job application for the rest of your life.
>they look after people who finish
Nigga pls. I'm not even keeping my ear to the ground on this stuff and I know Veteran's Affairs is a fucking mess with tons of wounded vets not getting medical care or promised benefits.
What I do know is mandatory spending (which includes public sector benefits) is completely out of control and rapidly headed towards insolvency. The government literally cannot pay it's bills, and that includes every member of the military which is probably why pay is so terrible.
Everyone who is in their 20s and going into the service with the promise of a lifetime of bennies is going to get a super rude awakening.
>housing, food, education and medical care paid for
Yep, sounds terrible.
I'm not talking about the small percentage that see combat and the even smaller percentage that get fucked up by it.
I mean there's basically an agreement that you go in, do your service, and you get benefits when it comes to student loans, college, and all that shit. It's a major attraction for guys from a shitty home but with enough of a brain to want to get somewhere in life.
>It's a major attraction for guys from a shitty home but with enough of a brain to want to get somewhere in life.
. It's hardly commensurate with the danger or work put in. You don't get unlimited student loans, or unlimited "all that shit", and you don't get unlimited medical benefits or anything else. You get a small enlistment bonus and pretty shit pay for what are essentially 24-hour work days. In fact, the reason the "benefits" are hyped so much is because, again, the government cannot afford to pay it's soldiers more. It pays them like McDonald's employees, because it can and because they have a cult of making it about more than a job. If they were serious about compensation soldiers, they would promise less "benefits" and give them more actual pay. Benefits are passing the buck; kicking the can down the road so the next poor saps can figure out how to pay for this shitheap.
This is not an anti-military screed, it's definitely not anti-soldier. My criticism is aimed at the organization as a whole and the Congress that is supposed to be using them responsibly and making them whole when they have served. It's a very bad deal the way it's structured now, and at the moment the US is embroiled in some sort of "kinetic action", a euphemism for war fighting, in some half-dozen Middle Earthern shitholes. The only reason the furor has died down is because there are not hundreds of flag-draped coffins being flown home anymore. Almost all the casualties have been shifted to civilians over there.
>Sup Forums posters
another beautiful day on this man's couch