What if Luke and Leia fugged before they found out they were related...

What if Luke and Leia fugged before they found out they were related, and Leia was carrying Luke's unborn son on Endor when they found out about being siblings?

Ashamed and disgusted, Leia wanted to abort the baby, but since they were in the remote Ewok village on Endor with no medical tech at their disposal, she was forced undergo a primitive abortion procedure and it didn't take.

A barely human-inbred fetus was pulled from her womb, screeching so high pitched that it caused some of the Ewoks to turn on eachother. It was slapped against the side of a tree until the screaming fell silent. And there it was left laying, thought to be dead but reveling in its dark unnatural power. What if that failed abortion was Snoke?

>this must be canon

Too good to be true

>t. kentaro miura

wtf this doesn't empower women

>undergo a primitive abortion procedure and it didn't take.

nigga do you know what an abortion is

you either pull out a tiny dismembered head, hands and feet or you dont. and you've got 9months to do so.

Or maybe it came out and it was pure evil so they *had* to try and get rid of it

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never said it was pretty

>You've got 9 months to get an abortion

and then an user found the fetus, took it home and tried to feed it a bowl of eggs

thats why snoke's mouth is perpetually twisted to one side. he never liked eggs so it really just exacerbated his food pickiness.

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cute pusy

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could you perhaps dump your cat reaction image folder?

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haha lol

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Well this thread took a turn for the delightful.

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>Darth Abortus

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