Named MOANING myrtle

>named MOANING myrtle
>spends all her time in the bathroom

Am I the only one not distracted by this?

>"No!"

>"No!"

>ywn have a threesome with prime Luna and moaner myrtle

No!

She has IBS, stop bully

why the hell did they cast an adult to play her?
I mean you can't really tell because of the ghostly effect in the movie, but I don't they were think that when they casted her

>That realization that Moaning Myrtle was played by a 37 year old woman in CoS.

No!

I'd be moaning too if I was in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>no chronically constipated ghostloli gf

Something something dullest franchise die was cast etc.

But the books are good or something.
"No"

Blablabla epic maymay.

maybe they just wanted someone with big expressive eyes like that

good taste my man

>I don't they were think that when they casted her
That's probably exactly what they were thinking. So long as she isn't legitimately old and wrinkled, you can probably make any woman look believable as a teenager with a ghost effect and pigtails.

>children's stories
>adults are still obsessed with it

Am I not the only one distracted by this?

Imagine being this butthurt

just imagine the voyerism/joi/mutual masturbation that a ghost permanently stuck in the throes of puberty would get up to

>ghost stuck in the throes of puberty
>ghost is constantly masturbating
>ghost desperately needs the dick
>you, Harry, come up with a way to make the ghost corporeal for short periods of time before it tires you out
>she's your literal fucktoy because Hermione is an insufferable cunt

I feel like HP erotic fan fiction is a rabbit hole I need to stay away from, but I'm going in anyways.

>this is her
>she was 37 in chamber of secrets

wasn't she supposed to be a first year?

>tfw you need to shower and blow a load
>tfw moaning myrtle always there when you're bathing
>tfw she sits her ghost body over you giving you joi

girls are in it for the shipping and the bad boys (snape and draco)

guys are in it for the magic monsters and the waifus (try not reading the books imagining emma watson now)

Finding that out still surprised me but as a kid I just KNEW there was something off about Myrtle.

...

She looks like female Harry

kek

>tfw not good enough at ps to put the entire pasta into that scene