What would you do if you suddenly got superpowers?

What would you do if you suddenly got superpowers?

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rape

create my own ethnostate of white, good looking, super powered, super people.

Create a world free of white people

Masturbate using my super powers somehow.

ethnostate

Suck my own dick. Right to the base. All. Four. Inches.

this
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Destroy Germany

What kind of powers? I'd probably experiment until I was comfortable with my new abilities, and then I'd figure out a way to use those abilities to improve my life significantly.

It'd be best for me to understand my limits before I start going insane.

Fuck op to death

After reading this stupid article that said once people stop being afraid of dying they adopt more liberal values, I looked up what superman's power's actually were. If I had them I would not adopt more liberal values.

Physically laughed out loud when I read this. Don't know how I'm going to explain it to people.

Based

HE RAPES BUT HE SAVES

Unironically the best Superman movie.

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ETERNAL ANGLO

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destroy the Islam
destroy America

Why did megamind fail but Despicable me got several spin-offs and sequels?

Kill Asian-moot and then hunt down Sup Forums users and kill them. That's all. No matter what board they use or who they are. Kill them all until the FBI shuts down the site to protect users.

Probably browse and enjoy all the memes about me.

Patrician reference, friendo

exploit for money duh
any other answer is a meme.

I'm actually Bohemian. I would force Germans to worship me and learn to say Ř

wuh happen

Those gay-ass minions, unironically. Normies ate that shit up. Megamind was a thinking man's animation in comparison.

Superman equivalent wanted to keep killing until he stopped finding new ways to kill.

Help further my political agenda

I regret watching this with my little sister

Would depend on the powers, but probably live a stressful life of worrying getting caught using my powers and having the government trying to dissect me.

Character design. Minions were a major factor, but Gru was a much more palletable design for kids than Megamind.

I would finally have the courage to kill myself

a biologically engineered superperson that was raped by bullies as a child finally snaps and destroys all of london

but megamind had a funny minion, literally name minion. I guess those piranha robot things were no-sell?
You have a point. There were actually promo pics for the movie that photoshopped Megamind's goatee off.

I often daydream/dream of having the ability to stop time and just rape every single 10/10 I see.

Honestly? I'd just go around fucking up people I hate. I have no obligation to help people or use my powers for anything constructive.

>this autistic neet character actually used the phrase "m'lady"

memes travelling back in time

Just one and he wasn't nearly childish enough for the normie females to fall in love with

Play a sport best suited to subtly use my powers and rake in millions.

METROCITY

Get rid of all the Gay/Trap posters on Sup Forums.

a fate worse than death

a fate deserving for a German

et tu bohemia?

I would find every Sup Forums poster and them fucking rape/kill you.

go to a remote area
train like crazy
come back
fuck shit up

The hero we need

Skill up, get legal cover, make money and maybe risk my neck to save folks when things get boring.

>good looking
So you'd exclude yourself.

seed the world with my supercum.

threaten dreamworks into making megamind 2

Hide my identity. Then try and use my powers to make the most money ever, thats it.

I guess it all depends what my powers are though.

hmm

The great tragedy, to build a community you cannot join

Abuse them.

become a villain

Pirate some movies

Steal shit and beat up people I don't like, not gonna lie it'd be pretty fun.

How long can you freely fuck shit up before the government decides it's time to take you in and run tests on you until you die? What will you do then?

save europe from niggers and middle eastern muslims.

Well first of all my country has no means by which to detain me and secondly if they want blood or stool samples I'm happy to provide some for a price.

Did you rape your little sister afterwards?

i'd conquer the world and put different Sup Forums posters in positions of power to rule in my stead while i search space for deeper meaning and find challenges to overcome

>whydoeshewearthemask.jpg

If you're so powerful as all that, then answer me this! Why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

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"brap"

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
*PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOOORRRRPP*

yes my dear...yes!....this....this is quite fabulous...my god!....what fine stool!....this is....this is exquisite!.....

What kind of superpowers are we talking about here? Shit tier stuff like x-ray vision or invisibility or the whole Superman bundle?
In fact, grab your own superpower Sup Forums and determine how you would use it.
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a muslim spread his peace

I would pick time stop or invisibility if given the option

Well after reading this entire thread
I came to the co clusion that /tv users would all be supervillains.

I wonder which board has the superheroes.

Reddit

>read thread about superpowers
>everybody wants to rape and kill

Why am I not surprised?
/tv the ultimate board for villains.

Literally nobody wants to actually do something good.
Why am I on this board? Why are you all assholes?

Nothing. It would be so great knowing you could save people but choose not to lift a single finger.

Enslave the entire planet and force humanity to focus entirely on perfecting space travel. They'll hate me for it but their great grandkids will thank me for it.

What would you do?

If I had superpowers I would first try to make money with it „legally“ and get rich.

Then I use my rich powers to actually build my superhero identity and then save people.

I would do my work secretely like Batman, I try not to be spotted as much as I can.


I would also try to impress my ex girl that broke my heart in hopes of winning her back.

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where do i begin?

I would help others, as gay as it sounds, it makes me happy to help others that are in danger or great need.

me in top center, in giganta's suit to be specific

They'd have no chance against us, we're twisted fucking psychopaths.

>it's some fat weirdo jumps into every porn video in existance episode
I'm not even sure if that's a crime.

Destroy Germany, throw California into the sun then destroy Africa.

Tell me all about how you'd "help" people.

kill lots of people

Lots.

do you, perhaps, enjoy Man of Steel?

Man I would help people too

But I'd also be raping the shit out of thots you better believe it

2D Porn

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nice i'm literally a mary stu

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Fuck you I can't even do anything with this.

Jews mang, I would find them all and remove. After all the jews, the white crypto jews.

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I would go to war zones and save civilians and destroy all the weapon bases there so nobody has any tools to fight eachother.

I've never watched it.

So you would make enemies of the warring countries.

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Turn my shit into gold, sell it.