How will they successfully pull this off Sup Forums?

How will they successfully pull this off Sup Forums?

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They won't.

Found dead in a Thai massage parlour.

It's her turn.

It's the Claire show now lads, enjoy your slow death

Classic in chief

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>changing the main character of a show a few seasons in
"no"

Show was dead after season 2 anyway

>tmw they don't realise people only watched House of Cards for Kevin Spacey

They should recast him, perhaps with Terry Crews or that dude Spacey molested

I figure he's been assassinated and Claire's involved and she has to cover it up

...off a cliff I hope

they'll just air old episodes of Yes Prime Minister and hope no one notices

>"Mr. President, some somali pirates captured one of our vessels."
>"Prep the nukes, general, time for some sweet RE-TA-LIA-SHEEOOHHN!"
>"But sir...!"
>"SHUTTY!"

>"What's the main-course for this state-dinner, Mr. Petrov?"
>"Borscht, from a highly esteemed Russian Michelin restaurant!"
*makes fart noise with hand over his mouth*
*turns to first lady Carrie*
>"I'll show him who's the "Borscht", know what I'm saying? HEHAHEHAHE!"

He’s made president
Knocks on desk
Look at the cam
The end

I have a message. Francis J Underwood's plane ... was shot down ... over the Sea of Japan. It spun in ... there were no survivors.

Fpbp

They either needed to give up on the show or find a respectable way for Spacey to leave the series. Killing him off screen is simply not going to work. They'll try to string it along like with 2 & a half men losing Charlie Sheen but it's fucked.

They shouldn't. The series needs cancelled after how bad the last three seasons have been

goddamnit, I can already hear the laugh track in my head

Whoopi Goldberg's available.

The series deserves cancelling regardless of Spacey. It's turned to shit over the past few seasons.

kek, so true

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I suspect this will be as sucessful as Narcos Season 3

No. It will be like when they tried to bring back 24 without Kiefer Sutherland.

Frank died on his way to his home planet.

fug

lol, last season was so shitty and nonsensical, they're clearly trying to turn it into "the claire show".

netflix also removed spacey from the banners and background pic from the show here lol. if next season is the last i'll watch it, if not i'll just skip it because its so fucking bad it feels like a waste of time

I only watched it for >mara but that didn't last too long

Spacey is the only thing holding that show together
His acting is so fucking good
Claire is boring and flat

*chokes on peanut butter and jelly sandwich*

One of the stranger things kids becomes prez

But Narcos season 3 was actually good.

this. narcos got better with every season

LOL. I'd be genuinely impressed if they turned out to be this cold blooded.

I guess they could really stick it to him and do the whole season where he's had a stroke and is stuck in a hospital bed, unable to move or speak, but characters can still talk to him and talk out their various plans. Then finally one kills him with just the right timing to stimulate a political result they want. Wifey getting elected or some shit.

That way they can keep up the intrigue, Spacey can't fuck them over on the contract, they can fuck him over on the contract, and his immense unpopularity would make it a must-watch public humiliation event.

Mmmm, Kate Mara. I want to destroy her like a subway train.

nobody will watch it and the only ones that will are neon-haired, raging feminists and of course, soyboys.

Claire is one of the cringiest characters ever created.

>replacing keven spacey
good I didn't watch the last season, I feel no obligation to keep watching this.

Brad Pitt shoots him.

Rooney > Mara

I swear to God this has Baneposting level memery in it.

If it was a weekly show/movie it would be the new Baneposting.

I still can't fucking believe she said "My turn".

I thought "Tom, don't cheat on my wife." was #1 memery, but Jesus Christ.

>Woman becomes POTUS
>show is closed to being cancelled
Has Robin Wright been #MeToo'd?

The show is literally entirely about Frank Underwood...

It would be like continuing sopranos without Tony.

They're gonna write a sexual harrassment scandal into the next season

Implying you wouldn't still watch that

You mean very?

o god they will, fuck

It'll be great, it will trigger normies so much
>OMG THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS FROM NETFLIX
>HOW CAN THEY TRIVIALIZE SUCH SERIOUS IRL ALLEGATIONS BY PARODYING THEM?
>KEVIN SPACEY RAPED PEOPLE AND IS NOW USING THE INFAMY TO ACTUALLY MAKE MORE MONEY
>*autistic screeching*

They won't. They couldn't successfully pull the show off with Kevin Spacey.

I want them to do this

HELP HELP

CLAIRE CAUGHT ME FINGERING LITTLE BOYS

The show will go to shit, but any criticism will be blamed on soggy knees.

>The show will go to shit

m8 it's been fucking awful since S2.

accidentally walks into an broken elevator shaft and falls several stories to his apparent death. then later the character comes back. played by a different actor and with amnesia.

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>Spacey slips on a banana peel in the first scene
>HELP HELP I'VE FALLEN!
>dies

but he wont even be in it

This was always the plan. The show has been shifting the focus onto Claire for ages, I doubt removing Spacey affects the final season at all.

How was Friends so funny
I should rewatch it