*Yawwwwnnnn*

*Yawwwwnnnn*

oh, hey there samurai wojack.
just got done with my fifty year nap
*stretch*

well you should probably get going, gotta get up early tommorow and look for those time portals eh?

There is no future for you, Aku! Only those who put in an honest day's work can truly enjoy life as a productive member of society! Your evil NEET tyranny cannot last forever!

>A cartoon so powerful it imports memes from /r9k/
I don't know if I should be disgusted or amused.

DO NOT MEDDLE IN THINGS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND WAGE-SAMURAI

THE MORE AUTISMBUX I COLLECT THE MORE POWERFUL I BECOME

Ok, samurai Wojack got me good.

WHY DONCHA GET A JOB ALREADY YA PAJAMA WEARIN PARENTS BASEMENT LIVIN SSI ABUSIN NO GF HAVIN NEET

i love you op

hey babe thats a pretty big sword you got there, how long did you have to slave away at wooliesteins factory to pay for it?

I just woke up, think im gonna write a song or decimate another city today. whatever i feel like doing, baby.

good thread

kek

This is what Sup Forumsneeds more of.

get back to work goyim, my new temple isnt gonna pay for itself!

>This is what Sup Forumsneeds more of.
Considering how reddit Sup Forums is these days, it wouldn't hurt to bring more of true Sup Forums culture here.

>Reddit

I thought Sup Forums was Reddit and Sup Forums was more Tumblr, but then again anons claims that Sup Forums is more Tumblr and Reddit

Gimme gimme samurai,
Be he low or be he high.
I claim my hard-earned good-boy prize:
A throng of marching servant guys.
Minions lift me toward the sky,
To find the foolish samurai.
Enjoy my murderous minion fleets,
From comfy big boy booster seats.
Robots, aliens, all around,
But zero samurai are found.

They try to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Samurai are all that slakes,
The angry sound my screamer makes.
I'll yell and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
The samurai, my source of ire,
Fuels my raging, angry fire.
Minions sob and wail and cry,
But tears won't bring me samurai.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To find the samurai I've yearned.
But there's no samurai just yet!
Did they all think that I'd forget?
"FIND THE SAMURAI! HEED MY WORD,
YOU SORRY, STUPID, WORTHLESS HERD!"
I screech while cutting short their days
With my screamy beamy laser gaze.
For he who is unburned is he who will fly,
To find the foolish samurai.

10/10

Major 3 is completly a mix of tumblr and reddit.

I NEED this to be read by a Mako impersonator. Vocaroofags pls.

>aku has gotten depressed after 50 years of neet life

literally no true scotsman

ten outta ten

Why didn't Aku just send Jack into the future again

Saved for future generations.

That's why you buy dogs chew toys

Why didn't Aku open up a portal and send Jack into a different tv show

T H I S
H
I
S

Akuanon pls do it

This needs to happen

If sending him once through time made him immortal then sending him again would make him double immortal

Or would it cancel out?

Holy crap that was great. You made my day