Vikings Thread

Vikings Season 5 tonight. Who hyped?

>tonight
link?

Not trying to be a dick but how have you not found a streaming website yet? "watch tv shows online" is all i had to enter in google to find one and it was on the first page.

Get a job nigger. Its 5-10 bucks on Amazon.

Kinda. I want the show to focus more on Rollo's exploits in Francia but we're not going to get that.

Viking crew we in dis !
Delaying it though as it conflicts w/ Mr.Robot..
Not sure if this was intentional but vikings takes a back seat

link?

Vikings went full retard. If you watch this shit you are a soyboy cuckold.

It takes a lot to get someone to drop a series they've spent two full seasons with mid way through a season. It's a pittance of time to watch an episode and costs nothing.

>Vikings went full retard. If you watch this shit you are a soyboy cuckold.


t. Muslim

The shit is muslim loving fedora tipping feminist pandering garbage.

>floki liking mudslimes

>suddenly woman warriors everywhere

>cringe worthy there is no God talk between ragnar and the king

Not to mention all the gratuitous sex.

All a shame because most of season 2 was great and season 1 was a good foundation.

post more lagerthas

is there something like when people watched GoT together?

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>Vikings Season 5 tonight. Who hyped?
my wife's son

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leg tattoos
what a fucking degenerate

Minnie Mouse Shieldmaiden Star Wars Pregnant Muslim & Luigi vs Stronk Viking Dick Spider-Man Fidget Spinner Feminism Allegations

I really like her desu. She's comfy.
I like it. A very interesting spot.. to the side and on the thigh.

Only reason I give a shit about this show. Absolute goddess.

It's make-up for the show dumbass

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Lagertha is meant to be what 40-50 years old in the show? Yet she still looks 25-30 last season

>Yet she still looks 25-30 last season
But she's actually 40. I love how even in close up shots she could easily pass as a twentysomething, practically flawless skin and figure. I can think of many hot 40 year old women, practically none that could actually pass as 10-15 years younger up close though

giv vikings gf

>cucked by his own dad
>cucked by a fucking priest
>his wife completely gives no fucks about him, she knows he's pathetic
>forced to raise his wife's son
>historically speaking, Æthelwulf dies like a bitch and he's quickly forgotten by his wife's son, Alfred the Great

Sup Forums - the character

Good eyecandy but annoying cunt. Hope Ivar kills her.

Definitely Sup Forums. Sup Forums still has some self respect.

>>floki liking mudslimes

Never happened.

>>suddenly woman warriors everywhere

Yeah that shit sucks.

>>cringe worthy there is no God talk between ragnar and the king

What was cringeworthy about it? Ragnar has real cognitive dissonance since he was caught between the two religions and Eckbert thought he was crazy.

I'm just going to watch it when it reruns because I'm watching TCM.

wut

Are we getting 2 episodes tonight??

I want Lagertha to smother me in my sleep with her stinky feet

2 hour long episode. Not two episodes.

I hope lagertha dies

the last kingdom back when? its like vikings but the main character isn't dead and more entertaining

I want to liki liki the winniki

We all do. Lets give Ivar our energy.

The two shows don't really compete. Both are great in their own ways.

yeah but vikings held up for a while and then dropped in quality at one point, last kingdom is still pretty solid in my opinion

Rollo
Bjorn
Aethelwulf
Literally the only ones Ill watch for.

Are we even gonna see Rollo this season?

Rollo is the Vegeta of this show. He couldn't even beat a Ragnar high on opiates.

who is Bjorns piccolo?

But he did user.

Here we go lads.

Ethelwulf is gonna make a come back, I swear.

A combination of Rollo and Floki.

What the fuck did they turn the Vikings into. Why is it all just muh stronk womyn now.

>Æthelwulf

Such suffering.
Love me dad.

why does this trigger poltards so much, it wasn't historically accurate from the beginning. who gives a fuck?

lagertha is only alive because of her son.
She will die soon enough. Then no more mommy.

I am not. It's ahistorical garbage and horribly acted 99% of the time.

Why did they kill him off again?

Because it's fucking boring. They keep killing off the interesting male characters in these shows and replacing them with dull as fuck female ones.

He was the worst of the brothers, but I hate how the whole snake in the eye shit never went anywhere.

It's pretty obvious that she's gonna die this season, especially if you just watched the Saga of Lag.

I never realized how much they aged him until flashback scenes, they did a good job with that

Can't happen soon enough.

The brothers are obviously going to invade.
With Bjorn gone mommy viking has no protection.

He stopped their invasion. He won.

The fuck are you talking about?
He won. He beat Ragnar so hard it made him abandon his family.

anybody got a link to a stream?

Google it, choose one of the 15 links on the first goddamn page.

As a kid he was great. As a grown up I was just waiting for Ivar to kill him off.

walk to your TV

Ubbe and Ivar seem to be the ones doing shit.
The other two just tag along with either one.

Was the thing before this just a recap or what? It was called song of Lagertha on my TV guide so I didn't feel like watching it.

pretty much

It was recap, yes.
Mostly about her and the upcoming struggles with the sons of Ragnar.

i stopped watching after ragnar died whats happened

Missed first 20 minutes so what happened?

His sons fuck up England and kill the fat king.

>I am Uthred son of Uthred son of Uthred the rightful heir of son of Uthred the lord of Pebbanburg and Uthred the son of Uthred
>more entertaining than the vikings
No.

I've honestly got zero clue why people do this. Ragnar Lothbrok is dead. Until this show, many people hadn't even heard of him. But they did hear about Ivar the fucking Boneless.

The Ragnar saga was the prequel to the true rage and conquest of the Vikings, and we just started that with his death.

i know what happens historically you nerd i meant inu the show the last thing i remember was the sons wanting to kill lagertha for fucki9ng up their mom

user, Destiny is all

In the show the sons fuck up England and kill the fat king.
Faggot.

This, there's a cuck/shared girlfriend storyline and the cripple killed Sigurd because Ivar was fed up with his shit.

Because they had great actors in ragnar and rollo and sons are boring

Rollo and french waifu when

I mean the show is plenty good on its own and it picked up a lot in quality after the first season but I'd still rather watch no-Ragnar Vikings than Last Kingdom.

Ragnarfags gave the songs 3 episodes of sitting around and talking then dropped the show.

Ivar and Ubbe are great, so is Bjorn.

mostly because travis fimmel was great as ragnar, he did a much different take on what most people would think a viking would act like, most people probably expected the type of character rollo plays

someone post a link

I agree with this. I feel like the show has started to pick up now.

The things I'd eat off her ass...

I'm an EU fag, when does it air? 30 minutes from now?

he still manages to be positive but literally nothing good happens to this character

Did they just forget about Sigurd being killed by Ivar or what? Why's Floki fucking off?

His wife died last season, he's throwing everything into the gods basket.

Sigurd died, but they still have shit to do.

>T. Didn't watch the previous last season finale

there's only like three episodes after that

Good choice by the creators to give us a two-hour premiere. If this were ending in 15 minutes I'd be pretty disappointed

>No qt shieldmaidens

I know she got killed by the mudslime kid but is he just going to do his own thing or become the next seer like they implied a couple seasons back?

It's been a year and I did watch it just forgetting things.

He's going off and seeking his destiny.
He eventually finds Iceland.

OH SHIT

hooyfuck