What's the most boring movie you've ever seen?
What's the most boring movie you've ever seen?
Drive.
Batman v Superman. Most depressing film I've watched in ages.
A tie between Drive and Batman vs. Superman.
By far Jack & Jill, closely followed by The 5th Wave. The latter was at least fun to laugh over in the cinema because of its AO3-fanfic-tier-storyline, but Jack & Jill was a total disaster.
Fuck Adam Sandler for making this.
Drive or rango
Either Jack Reacher or Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
Lawrence of Arabia,literally nothing happens
Harry Potter
Empire
this
either Batman v Superman or Warcraft
"Der Superfuß der Shaolin" in german
"Duel of Death" in english
i´m convinced the german dub was made by the same voiceactors that did porn voices around that time. the movie repeats itself.. i dont know maybe 5 or 6 times and then its over.
the german dub is so bad that its fun again
That one stupid fucking movie everyone loved when it came out back in 10th grade. Napoleon Dynamite.
superbad
The Birth of a Nation (1915)
Not even any of the racism shit, I was genuinely struggling to stay awake and I wasn't even that tired
minions in theater
that or Transformers 2
rosemary's babby
A recent documentary by Agnes Varda, about her days in israel and blah blah blah
Hot—as—hell summer afternoon in the cinematheque, air conditioner felt like an unkept promise
We all fell asleep there
Thor: Ragnarök and its not even close desu.
>tfw Sup Forums memes you into watching a piece of shit
These two. Was every critic a fucking teenager when they came out?
Unironically Meet the Spartans
Hiroshima Mon Amour
Enter the Void
Silence. Nothing happens.
Capeshit
Stalker
pleb
Knight Of Cups
Recently - Being John Malkovich
All time - IDK, I've probably forgotten it if it was boring
It's not like I want to out myself for being a "pleb" but yeah some of those shots, while fitting, didn't really give me much and instead it felt like I was just waiting. I get that it was kind of his point, and I did like the film, but it was still boring.
Gods and Generals. Fucking torture. A shame since Gettysburg was so good.
Only God Forgives, or every superhero film after Spiderman 2
Ikiru
Watch more movies.
I prefer films.
a dangerous method
wait no. i take it back.
it's k-19 the widowmaker
Eraserhead
Not even trolling, I've fallen asleep multiple times trying to get through it.
I get it. I get what its about but fuck is it boring.
I watched all of this
The Godfather
Nanny McPhee
I was dragged to see it and I didn't have any patience for it.
american hustle. nearly walked out
>I was dragged to see it
me too, in school.
X-men first class
Not even slightly joking
can you not quotechain you insufferable faggot?
The Witch and The lobster
...
My mom really wanted to see it at the time and it was her birthday. I grinned and bared it for her.
Dogvile far and away
This movie made me feel sick at how self absorbed it was. I was genuinely angry afterwards.
Probably Doom
Only movie I ever checked my phone during
aw damn, that sucks.
for us they had a big school assembly and showed in on a gym wall
You're literally 17
FUCK this movie. Sup Forums raved about it, so I just had to see it.
Turned out to be a piece of shit movie where nothing interesting happens until the last five minutes.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The Witch
Either The Hobbit or Hateful Eight
That would be The VVitch
Blue is the Warmest Color. There is no excuse for it's 180 minute run time.
The Witch was just awful
There will be blood
Dr strangelove or shame
Napoleon Dynamite just has more subtle sense of humour than most trash. Watch more movies
Mystic River
The witch
This. Especially latest Marvel shit with muddy color grading.
One of theTomb Raider movies. Can't remember which (blocked them out) I fell asleep in the first 20 minutes. Ended up sneaking into a different movie.
Are you me? I fell asleep 20 minutes into the Cradle of Life (the 2nd one) and the only reason I didn't leave was because my ride wanted to stay.
Manchester By The Sea
whats it about then homo
La La Land
bar none
Blade runner
the monuments men
Are you incapable of enjoying things?
Place Beyond The Pines
i was waiting for it to be over, and it just kept fucking going. shit movie
Valhala Rising
I consider myself pretty patient but i was felt completely detached to anything that happened in this movie.
Deadpool
Rogue one
Fuck off faggot, that film is a treasure
The Dark Knight
This whole thread is fucking disgusting. Fucking brainlets, all of you.
Second half is kinda queer but the first half is so masterfully done it's insane.
dunkirk
Citizen Kane and Its A Wonderful Life and Lawrence of Arabia
At the cinema?
The Good Shepherd
Saló
Civil War
besides pointing out obvious dumb shit i'd say
the first avengers movie or a new hope
little boys get angry when you don't like something they do
I saw the thin red line at the theaters a few days after breaking my tailbone. It's not even a bad movie, but just thinking about it makes my ass hurt.
the good shepherd, what an awful boring meandering piece of shit.
catch me if you can
>k-19 the widowmaker
That movie is worth it just for the hilariously terrible russian accents... and whatever the fuck Neeson thought he was doing.
Pathetic.
LONDON
the lobster
sacred deer was good tho
yeah, it was. aggressively un-entertaining.
DUDE THE ECONOMY LMAO
Star Trek: The (slow) Motion Picture
It's hard to choose one over the others but the Transformers films are painfully dull. I'd watch every Bela Tarr and Pedro Costa film back to back (two filmmakers I like but one can't deny there's a certain lethargy about their filmmaking) over having to sit through one of those things again.