What's the most boring movie you've ever seen?

What's the most boring movie you've ever seen?

Drive.

Batman v Superman. Most depressing film I've watched in ages.

A tie between Drive and Batman vs. Superman.

By far Jack & Jill, closely followed by The 5th Wave. The latter was at least fun to laugh over in the cinema because of its AO3-fanfic-tier-storyline, but Jack & Jill was a total disaster.

Fuck Adam Sandler for making this.

Drive or rango

Either Jack Reacher or Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit

Lawrence of Arabia,literally nothing happens

Harry Potter

Empire

this

either Batman v Superman or Warcraft

"Der Superfuß der Shaolin" in german
"Duel of Death" in english
i´m convinced the german dub was made by the same voiceactors that did porn voices around that time. the movie repeats itself.. i dont know maybe 5 or 6 times and then its over.
the german dub is so bad that its fun again

That one stupid fucking movie everyone loved when it came out back in 10th grade. Napoleon Dynamite.

superbad

The Birth of a Nation (1915)

Not even any of the racism shit, I was genuinely struggling to stay awake and I wasn't even that tired

minions in theater
that or Transformers 2

rosemary's babby

A recent documentary by Agnes Varda, about her days in israel and blah blah blah

Hot—as—hell summer afternoon in the cinematheque, air conditioner felt like an unkept promise

We all fell asleep there

Thor: Ragnarök and its not even close desu.

>tfw Sup Forums memes you into watching a piece of shit

These two. Was every critic a fucking teenager when they came out?

Unironically Meet the Spartans

Hiroshima Mon Amour

Enter the Void

Silence. Nothing happens.

Capeshit

Stalker

pleb

Knight Of Cups

Recently - Being John Malkovich
All time - IDK, I've probably forgotten it if it was boring

It's not like I want to out myself for being a "pleb" but yeah some of those shots, while fitting, didn't really give me much and instead it felt like I was just waiting. I get that it was kind of his point, and I did like the film, but it was still boring.

Gods and Generals. Fucking torture. A shame since Gettysburg was so good.

Only God Forgives, or every superhero film after Spiderman 2

Ikiru

Watch more movies.

I prefer films.

a dangerous method

wait no. i take it back.

it's k-19 the widowmaker

Eraserhead

Not even trolling, I've fallen asleep multiple times trying to get through it.
I get it. I get what its about but fuck is it boring.

I watched all of this

The Godfather

Nanny McPhee
I was dragged to see it and I didn't have any patience for it.

american hustle. nearly walked out

>I was dragged to see it
me too, in school.

X-men first class

Not even slightly joking

can you not quotechain you insufferable faggot?

The Witch and The lobster

...

My mom really wanted to see it at the time and it was her birthday. I grinned and bared it for her.

Dogvile far and away

This movie made me feel sick at how self absorbed it was. I was genuinely angry afterwards.

Probably Doom

Only movie I ever checked my phone during

aw damn, that sucks.
for us they had a big school assembly and showed in on a gym wall

You're literally 17

FUCK this movie. Sup Forums raved about it, so I just had to see it.
Turned out to be a piece of shit movie where nothing interesting happens until the last five minutes.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The Witch

Either The Hobbit or Hateful Eight

That would be The VVitch

Blue is the Warmest Color. There is no excuse for it's 180 minute run time.

The Witch was just awful

There will be blood

Dr strangelove or shame

Napoleon Dynamite just has more subtle sense of humour than most trash. Watch more movies

Mystic River

The witch

This. Especially latest Marvel shit with muddy color grading.

One of theTomb Raider movies. Can't remember which (blocked them out) I fell asleep in the first 20 minutes. Ended up sneaking into a different movie.

Are you me? I fell asleep 20 minutes into the Cradle of Life (the 2nd one) and the only reason I didn't leave was because my ride wanted to stay.

Manchester By The Sea

whats it about then homo

La La Land

bar none

Blade runner

the monuments men

Are you incapable of enjoying things?

Place Beyond The Pines

i was waiting for it to be over, and it just kept fucking going. shit movie

Valhala Rising

I consider myself pretty patient but i was felt completely detached to anything that happened in this movie.

Deadpool

Rogue one

Fuck off faggot, that film is a treasure

The Dark Knight

This whole thread is fucking disgusting. Fucking brainlets, all of you.

Second half is kinda queer but the first half is so masterfully done it's insane.

dunkirk

Citizen Kane and Its A Wonderful Life and Lawrence of Arabia

At the cinema?

The Good Shepherd
Saló
Civil War

besides pointing out obvious dumb shit i'd say

the first avengers movie or a new hope

little boys get angry when you don't like something they do

I saw the thin red line at the theaters a few days after breaking my tailbone. It's not even a bad movie, but just thinking about it makes my ass hurt.

the good shepherd, what an awful boring meandering piece of shit.

catch me if you can

>k-19 the widowmaker
That movie is worth it just for the hilariously terrible russian accents... and whatever the fuck Neeson thought he was doing.

Pathetic.

LONDON

the lobster
sacred deer was good tho

yeah, it was. aggressively un-entertaining.

DUDE THE ECONOMY LMAO

Star Trek: The (slow) Motion Picture

It's hard to choose one over the others but the Transformers films are painfully dull. I'd watch every Bela Tarr and Pedro Costa film back to back (two filmmakers I like but one can't deny there's a certain lethargy about their filmmaking) over having to sit through one of those things again.