Star vs the Forces of Live Action Casting

what do you think the characters would look like IRL?

first post for star is a cucklord

Chick from the guest?

live action screengrab of Star vs Toffee

Is it true Star wears the horns because she's still hung up on Tom?

horns are a symbol of cuckoldry.

>lord
*quean

I think she already wore those before she dated Tom.

naw

Post Janna

As someone who has never dated anyone, what kind of things could Star have done with Tom that can be considered canon by Nefcy? How far could Star have gone with him?

STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!

Janna is CUTE

wow there is a new thread for this show every 10 seconds

Take it easy, Star comes from a conservative family with good values. She ain't no slut

At 14? Kissed, made out, maybe groped, and maaaaybe had sex for the first time but it would be awkward and the cherry popped. At that age, it could have been anything from "first base" to a "home run."

op please

I hope Star gets posessed by Toffee. We need a (canon) Loli equivalent to Bipper

She hangs out with that Janna girl, though. You know some of it is rubbing off on her.

THIS IS STAR IN REAL LIFE I FOUND HER

>WHY DO YOU KEEP WEARING THOSE RIDICULOUS HATS!

not pretty enough to look natural in a dress

Star IRL don't (you) me

>The worst thing Naysaya made Marco say.

What did Star mean by this?

Decided to line and color the sketch i did few threads ago.
Aaanyway it's like 6am i'm off to bed.

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The stuff about the Jackie pillow.

>I haven't bathed

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make up

Which one is the better Star?

First one

she looks like she could be a slight sperg

He'll eat your bootycrumbs.

What would happen if you just cut naysayer off your neck?

Yah.

Check the flashback in Marco Grows a Beard.

Perfect for Star then.

>"I once sucked my own dick and pretended you were giving me a blowjob."

I TAKE SHOWERS was a decent save

It attaches itself to your arteries, so you die if you try that.

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>"I tried to fuck Star once and closed my eyes so I could pretend it was you, but I couldn't figure out how to get it in the flower petal so I stubbed my dick really hard."

Antlers, not horns.

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Oh I imagine Janna's rubbing off quite a bit

>Gloss said the book is only for princess
>the book is about the wand
>Marco says there's two Toffees
>Toffee is split into two pieces, one living and the other was in the wand
>Star removes the finger from the want
>Gloss goes with Ludo because he has half the wand, not the book
Either Toffee and gloss are scheming shit or Gloss will save the day with a Deux Ex.

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>I once woke up to Star giving me a blowjob. She hadn't yet found out what a penis was, and she was just doing what she usually did with wand-shaped objects

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I'm sure Star and Janna rub off on each other when they watch Marco from his closet at night.

Hey guys, I bought the lorebook on Kindle to support the show, but I can't actually read it on any of my devices, because I'm stupid. Does anyone have the pdf/Mega?

That's impressive, if anything

>Then she bit it right as I came
>That was awkward to explain to mom and dad but they didn't seem at all surprised

The kindle app is free...

>implying jackie would see that as a bad thing
He must have some serious length on him to manage that, or at least be very flexible. I wish I could do that.

get less stupid

Cute, but she doesn't have light blue eyes.
Cute, but she doesn't have blonde hair

>Implying trump allows gypsies in America

Star and Janna are SLUTS

I thought Melania was a gypsy.

I have it, but it says my kindle requires a software update even though I just downloaded it, and tries to take me to a page that doesn't exist.
That's difficult.

I had the exact same problem bro. The kindle app was being retarded and I ended up using the customer live chat but they couldn't fix the problem so they returned the money.

jackie IRL

Disable automatic updates first.

Cute as fuck, but not sure how much of a Star she is.

Looks pretty on-point

Pic related is the only person I can think of with a Jackie-esque body type and face. Skin tone's pale though.

Star turned me into a girl and Janna fingered me in my loose butthole

She's Filipina. We love our Filipinas, don't we folks? They work like dogs over there, they're Christians, and they make great Americans. Beautiful, beautiful people.

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butt stuff

same blue shorts

"shorts"

Think I found the real Star.

Christ, Marco sure is a lucky guy to have the cartoon equivalent of this. I don't know why people want him to break up so bad

Star's not a loli, you swine. She's simply flat as board.

Jana is a Flip

GIANT
THICC
BOOSH

>Marcia being anything but the tightest of butthole

>Jackie
worry not, senpai

Would be a qt with make up tbqh

t. Second generation flip-mutt

only nefcy knows for sure

She would look better as Star

no ur satan

Am I the only one that wants Marco to be Enrique Iglesia?

Jackie is more pear shaped than top-heavy but Lord Jesus Mary and Joseph! I'd be okay with this inaccuracy.

Does anyone have the comic where Jackie tells Star that Marco's nickname is "Nacho Boyfriend?"

She's even paler, has a less round face, and lacks the Asian-ish eyes on a white girl thing Jackie has going on.

He's the closest Marco IRL in my mind. I think finding a Star equivalent is much harder.

>blonde
>freckles
>big, sultry bug eyes
I swear, when I see Jackie I see a thick, tan, teenage Emma Stone. I don't believe in the mermaid theory because it's more likely she's a frog. A sexy, sexy frog. That's why her legs are so thick and she's good at skateboarding. Ribbit.

Star has a roundish face with a small pointy nose slightly pointing up and a moderately large forehead and puffy cheeks

Is juxtaposed allies updated yet?

Needs more chin.

Her eyes also seem pretty large

Least compared to Jackie, Marco, etc.

As far as face goes I think you're on point. She's pretty skinny though.

Nice.

Waifus are supposed to stay 2D motherfuckers. What is this black magic?

>sexy frog
Is that why she looks so smug sometimes? Frogs eat bugs too lmao

Star has huge bug eyes.

Well I've watched up to episode 19 of season 2. Just 3 more eps til I'm caught up and in hiatus hell with the rest of you.

Poultry.