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Who is ready for the real superhero to come back? The return of Christkino
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>Kicks off the Christ Cinematic Universe with releases of four films about His life, each from a different director with unique style and vision
What's his power level?
0 he's a 2000 yr old corpse
>white
>not a 4'11 brown man
really?
Has Jesus ever been protrayed ethnically accurate in a major motion picture
He was close in the movie Risen I think.
Did you just assume his race?
>Has Jesus ever been protrayed ethnically accurate in a major motion picture
He is whatever you want him to be because he never existed. He can be white, black, Mexican ... it doesn't matter.
Nope never mind that guy is Māori lmao
>God incarnates Himself onto this Earth to unite all mankind
>everyone argues about what race he chose like it fucking matters
This disappoint applies regardless of who is whining
i think he existed but he was just one of hundreds of prophets who opposed the roman occupation. how he got such good press i'll never know. persecution complex, maybe? it would explain the attitudes of modern christians
Jesus was the same race as Assad and therefore white
What pleb wants to bet with me thats there is a scene where this cucks trips and falls out of nowhere?
>how he got such good press i'll never know
The miracles?
>how he got such good press i'll never know
It's simple enough, he was legit.
>white jesus
he was 52% white, user
Isn't Joaquin Puerto Rican?
its okay for jesus to be brown
it doesnt change his message
lmao this just looks so wrong for so many reasons, hollywood needs to die
Yes, he obviously would not have been saxon, but that doesn't mean he would have been a yemenite either as it has become fashionable to suggest.
then pick someone with some rich olive skin
this white washing of our lord and savior has to stop
nah, they made up that shit after he died. i think it was more his teaching being kind to the poor. the same thing that got dr. king betrayed and killed
Well, it isn't actually all that common outside the anglosphere (especially America), they did after all invent nordicism
OMG
that scene where Joaquin is throwing out the jewish coin handlers
KINO
>Not knowing about Aryan Jesus
>"his arms are very beautiful"
Please do not sexualize our Lord and Savior.
Sounds like Publius Lentulus was already doing that.
What's the source on that screencap, btw? Never heard it before.
en.wikipedia.org
Unknown exactly when it is from. Also, sexuality is antithetical to beauty you pleb.
You don't seriously believe that a Roman consul would ever address a crazy Israelite as the son of God, right?
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>render the shekel unto mr shekelberg and you will receive your reward after death or something lol
What did the son of man mean by this?
JUST
no matter what Sup Forums says Christ was a jew and that means they pray to a kike on a stick and his jew loving father
WE
I saw some infographics that said otherwise
if God loved the Jews he wouldn't have sent his only son to earth to put people back on the right path